Wow. Its been a long time.

-Naoko

And its all your fault!

-Mooie

Oh really? Then, how is it that whenever I would ask you to write, youd refuse?

-Naoko

My lip tastes salty

-Mooie

-_-

-Naoko

That because cheese is only explosive when stapled to the blue buns of a baboon, we dont own Trigun, or any other character or thing, otherwise known as Hooked on Phonics that we might use, except ourselves.

- Naoko and Mooie are sitting in their regular chairs. Mooie is guzzling coffee and Naoko is daintily sipping some sort of brown juice-

Naoko: - smiles at the camera - Mooie made this especially for me!

Mooie: - sniggers and glances at a tiny guillotine with little cockroach heads scattered around - my pleasure.

Naoko: - Takes another sip and spits out a leg - Mooie, what did you put in this? It tastes great though.

Mooie: - Coughs and turns to audience - Well, today, since we have had so many requests for characters OUT of Trigun, we decided that we would interview these lovely bishies alongside a Trigun character.

Naoko: Today's guests are Vash, and Miroku from Inu Yasha!

Mooie: Yaaaaaaay!

- Vash and Miroku walk onto the stage -

Miroku: - runs up to Naoko - Will you bear my child?

Naoko: 0.0;; uh

Miroku: - rushes to Mooie - Will YOU bear my child for me?

Mooie: - throws a Barbie doll at him - ^.^ There you go!

Miroku: - looks at the doll, then hastily puts it away, probably for safekeeping -

Naoko: - whispers to Mooie - You shouldnt encourage him!

Vash: *.* can I have one?

Mooie: - Gives him a Ken doll - Here!

Vash: - looks put-out -

Naoko: Have a seat you two.

- Vash and Miroku sit on the ground -

Naoko: Ok, since we have one question dedicated to a specific character, we will ask that one first. Then, the other questions that we will read later can be answered by both lovely Bishies.

How many pounds of cheese do you think you could fit into the kazanna on
your right hand?

Mooie: THAT one came from Rlaltari.

Miroku: since that one is obviously for me, I will answer it.

Vash: Why cant it be for me?

Miroku: Do you have a kazanna?

Vash: no

Miroku; Well then… I would say that I could fit an infinite amount of cheese in. That is to say, if it is cheddar. I seem to have a problem sucking up Parmesan cheese. Its too chunky and hard.

Mooie: - is suddenly holding a poodle - awwwwwww!! So fluffy!

- Vash and Miroku sweatdrop -

Naoko: Next question!! Poodle, you can answer this too! These are also from Rlaltari.

What type of girls do you like?

Do you fall for all blond girls with glasses?

Would you consider marrying me?

Cheese

Miroku: - excitedly - anything that walks and is female! And, if I like females, then, of course I like blonde girls with glasses! I WOULD marry you, except for Sango…

- A giant boomerang flies out and whacks Miroku on the head -

Miroku: - quietly - ouch

Vash: well, I like any girl, as long as she is pretty. Unlike Miroku here, I have SOME standards…

Miroku - snorts -

Mooie: remember Miroku, Vash doesn't squeeze girls butts. He just looks under their dresses!

Miroku: O.O How, how, ingenious.

- Mooie and Naoko sweatdrop -

Miroku: And, the last question? Um…. How about three!

Naoko: No.

Vash: four?

Mooie: nope!

Naoko: If you refer to an earlier episode, you will find the answer. - she hands them a copy of the Ohayo Trigunners! Script. -

- the two Bishies look through it -

Vash: OOOh!! It's yes!

Naoko: Nope. Sorry.

Miroku: But, thats what it says!

Mooie: Too bad!!

Naoko: Now for another question!!

Are you gonna go to da block to da house to da yard to da door to da interior to da dining room to da couch to meet da girl to da party to da
other house to da beach?

Say! What sorta muzac you listen to? ^-^

-Ca (Rinoa Toki Moro Lockheart)

Miroku: O.o Im confused… What's a "couch"?

Vash: -rereads the question - um… no, because I cant read?

Mooie: Well, why didnt you say so! - hands him a "Hooked on Phonics" game. - There you go!

Vash: um.. thanks?

Miroku: - pulls out his Barbie doll - What IS this contraption supposed to be, anyways? I like it though.

Vash: - tries to snatch it out of Miroku's hand - LEMME SEE!

-they engage in a tug-of-war that results in the head of the Barbie getting torn off. Both handsome and manly Bishies scream in a feminine way and run off the stage, crying. -

Mooie: O.O

Naoko: O.O

Mooie: um, bye?

Naoko: - sadly - we didnt even get to ask the last question…

Mooie: - pulls out a glue stick - ^.^ this smells funny!! Wanna smell!

Naoko: O.o no

Mooie: - to the audience - well, its time for my daily sniff!! Thanks to Stupid Glue Sticks Inc.!

Naoko: They keep her happy.

Mooie: - eyes slightly crossed - Hey, Joe!! Put it up now!!

-a giant TV screen surrounded by flashing neon lights slowly descends from the ceiling. On it is a copy of a hand drawn picture with a crude drawing of Naoko, looking like an idiot, with buckteeth. Beneath it is written "Naoko is stupid (crossed out) Stoopid (crossed out) STOOPAD!" -

Naoko: O.o Um… Joe? Didnt I tell you to burn that?

Joe: - comes out from a side wing - Yep! But, you see, Mooie gave me a better payment. - holds up a glue stick -

Naoko: - closes her eyes - Well, until next time, R&R!! And for an incentive…

- burly looking men walk out into the audience, holding pointy sticks of death (i.e: Toad stickers i.e. swords)