It all started when Raynor and a medic made love on the Protoss planet
Aiur. There was an unwritten rule that no one makes love unless they are
married or pay the government enough money. The Protoss decided then and
there to kick us off their planet and to ally with the Zerg. Now the human
race had to face two enemies at once because of a perverted marine and a
slutty medic. When the two alien races battled their way to earth, the
human forces finally surrendered. The humans became Zerg sex slaves and
Protoss lab experiments. The Zerg made the humans do it 5 times a day, and
with any creature, from queens to zerglings. Somehow they were able to have
children, called humanlings, humanlisks, and stuff like that. On Aiur, the
Protoss accidentally turned the humans into Giant humans with sex organs 10
times their original size. They bred swiftly, creating a giant army that
wiped out the entire Protoss planet. These new human creatures used the
Protoss scouts, carriers and corsairs to make it to the zerg planet, where
they met up with their "cousins," then humanlings. After the humanlings
lost interest in the giant penis' and breasts, they captured all of the
Zerg race and made them sex slaves. The giant humans tried to have sex with
the Zerg but their sex organs were just too big too fit anywhere, so we
killed the zerg. After everything calmed down, the humans had to chose a
leader, so they picked Raynor, as he had the biggest dick of them all. They
asked for a speech and he said "Lets have sex!"This is how the humans
survived attacks from aliens and obtained better sex lives!
