Fox ears: Hi everyone! Today on !FOX EARS INSANITY SHOW! we are going to be
having a multiple guest show due to demands! So-
Folken: Oo! Can I call them?!
Fox ears: ... what ever...
Folken: MINIONS!
*Evil piggies stumble onto stage with the spinner thingy and beers in hand*
Fox ears: FOLKEN! I TOD YOU TO LOCK THE COOLER! Stupid piggies..
Folken: *hides*
Fox ears: Oohhh weeelll! *reaches hand into spinner majigger and pulls out 4 names*
*evil piggies stumble off stage spilling beer everywhere*
Fox ears: Okay! The first guest iisss... INUYASHA!.. oh crap.. *unfolds next paper* and the second one is... what the hell?! Folken!
Folken: *pops up from behind fox ears chair where he was hiding (not very smart if he was hiding from her ^_-)* You rang?
Fox ears: *whispers so audience can't hear* How the hell did Eminem get in here? He's a person!
Folken: I dunno..
Fox ears: ... Okay then! We will skip that one! *throws paper behind her* and our next second one iiiisss... *unfolds paper* everyones favorite gut! GOKU! .. Folken go get the fridge..
Folken: *throws silly salute* Yes ma'am!
Fox ears: Psycho.. And our final guest iiisss *unfolds next paper (monotonous aint it?)* .. My fave anime character of all time! VICIOUS!
Inuyasha, Vicious, and Goku rabid fan girls: *stand up and scream as loud as possible* AAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fox ears: *on floor flailing* EAR PLUGS! EAR PLUGS! *ears are bleeding*
Fan girls: *stop screaming and start gasping for breathe*
Fox ears:... *blinky blink* I-I-I- I can hear.. *hops back in chair golden fox ears twitch and still bleeding*. damn ears... MINIONS!. ow..
*mini dragons from hell come carrying sake and sway in air*
Fox ears: Damn are all of you drunk?! Ok go get Goku, Inuyasha, and Vicious.. And don't buy anymore beer.
*mini dragon from hell fly off weaving and swaying in the air*
Fix ears: And now we will have an intermission dance! MINIONS! ^_^..
*dancing lobsters come in with bottles of everclear*
Fox ears: -_-.. ok so all my minions are drunk.. help.. Well I guess we'll just... god my mom's gonna kill me.. uh... Could I get a suggestion from the audience?
*hands fly up*
Fox ears: Uuummmm.. You there! *points at audience*
Audience member #3784262: We could all go in the closet!
Fox ears: What's up with you?! That's lame ass! MINIONS!
*rabid ferrets come out of closet labled "Rabid Ferrets" (of course) and attack audience member #3784262*
Fox ears: Okay... You! *points at audience member*
Audience member #666 (that cant be good): Ummm... A twister competition!
Fox ears: Hey that aint that bad... good job! Have a lollipop! *throws lollipop to audience member #666*
*before she gets lollipop devil's minion comes up and grabs her then sinks back into hell*
Fox ear: *blinky blink blink* O.O. Okay.... well we still use the idea! MINIONS!
*new minions (sharp pointy toothed butterflies) comes in carrying twister mats and lay them out on floor them twirl flaming sticks as they go out*
Fox ears: Since when did I have those?... OH WELL! Ok now I need two people from each section! The Inuyasha fans, Vicious fans, and Goku fans! One girl one guy!
~*20 minutes later*~
Fox ears: Right hand blue!
Audience member #3492: DON'T TOUCH ME THERE YOU PERVE! *smack!*
Audience member #402: OW! *falls*
Fox ears: oi.. And the winner is the Vicious fan girls!... YAY!
*Mini dragons from hell fly in and drop off Vicious, Inuyasha, and Goku*
Vicious: What the hell?
Fox ears: VICIOUS! *glomps him*
Vicious: Gah! Get it off! *tries to pry fox ears off*
Folken: *comes in carrying fridge and sees fox ears* DOWN GIRL! *drop fridge and pulls Spray-bottle-o-anit-glompiness and sprays fox ears*
Fox ears: *lets go and bats at ears trying to rid them of water* Craptastic!
Vicious, Inuyasha, and Goku fans: *rush the stage*
Fox ears: STEVE!
Folken: *rushes forward and flashes audience that's rushing*
Rushing audience members: *Die X_x*
Fox ears: that was effect but messed up....
Inuyasha: You people are messed up....
Goku: I'm hungry. *sees fridge and attacks it*
Fox ears: Please sit down!
Vicious and Inuyasha: *sit down*
Fox ears: *stares at vicious*
Vicious: Stop that!
Fox ears: Stop what? Vicious: STOP IT!
Fox ears: Why?
Folken: *smacks fox ears*
Fox ears: Owy.. Oh I'm sorry.. Okay now its time for our truth or dare! And now to bring out my anime panel! MINIONS!
*sharp toothed butterflies (aka STB) comes in with anime panel*
Fox ears: The anime panel consists of Kurama from Yu Yu Hakusho, Farfarello from Weib Kruez, Kagome from Inuyasha, Faye Valentine from Cowboy Bebop, and .. Pikachu?!.. oh well. *shrugs* and Pikachu from pokemon!
*panel sits down in they're seat*
Pikachu: Pika pi chu ka chu!
Fox ears: Oh shut up! *claps hands over mouth* OH NO! I understand Pikish! *shudders*
Faye: Um.. Can I get away from this thing? *points at Pikachu*
Pikachu: Pika! *zaps Faye*
Faye: OW! *hair frizzed*
Pikachu: hehe.
Fox ears: Okay lets get on with the show! Now our anime panel will ask each person truth or dare and it goes as the normal rules are expect that each time you complete one dare or truth you get a certain amount of money.
Audience member #665 99/100: Sounds like a cheap rip off of "I Bet You Will"!
Fox ears: *walks up to audience member #665 99/100 and scribbles over the 99 a 100* Bye bye!
Audience member that is now #665 100/100: Uh oh. *devil's minion comes up, grabs him, and sinks back into hell*
*through hole people can hear "OMG! The coffee's cold! Nnnnoooo!"*
Fox ears: *shudder* Man they think of everything. *sits down* Okay then! Kurama! You have first go!
Kurama: *thinks* Inuyasha, truth or dare?
Inuyasha:... Truth
Kurama: For $100! Is it true you love Kagome?
Inuyasha : *turns bright red* . No!..
*lie alert under his chair goes off*
Inuyasha: *gulp*
Fox ears: LIAR!
Kagome: *stands up and hearts start floating around her* Oh, Inuyasha! I always knew you loved me!
Fox ears: *chucks coffee cup at Kagome* Stop it with the heart thingies! They're gonna make my rates go down!
Kagome: *coffee cup bounces off her head, the hearts disappear, and she plops back into her chair* Ow!
Fox ears: Oh yes! I forgot to mention that every time you answer untruthfully or don't complete a dare you have to one special hamburger!
Everyone excluding Folken and Fox ears: SO?!
Fox ears: *ignores them and reads list of things it has* This hamburger contains under cooked broccoli, rotten bug infested lettuce, one used condom.. GROSS! WHO WROTE THAT?!
*evil piggies still holding beers sitting over in corner with a permanent pen sniggering*
Fox ears: *pulls out pen* Scratch that one! Anywhos! Also ketchup made from asparagus, tofu patty, green cheese, pickles dunked in sper- OMG! *scratches that off and writes molasses* . pickles dunked in molasses, banana mustard, eggshell mayo, leeches, slugs, beetle dung, peaches, and moldy hamburger buns! Man sounds like a Big Mac I got once!
Inuyasha: O.o I have to eat that?!
Goku: Yummy!
Everyone except Goku: EEEWWWWW!!!!!!
Goku: I'm hungry.
Fox ears: *now holding a reeking paper bag and walks over to Inuyasha* Eat up! *drops bag in his lap* and if you don't eat it then say hello to rabid ferrets and Chinese man-eating goldfish!
Inuyasha: *looks at the bag in disgust then opens it and takes out the hamburger* Urghh.. *takes bite and makes face like he's gonna hurl then pops the rest in his mouth chews quickly and swallows* ay isnk ay eep oo url!
Fox ears: Huh?
Inuyasha: *runs off with hand over mouth*
Fox ears: *watches him run* Too bad he doesn't know that the bathrooms that way. *hikes thumb over shoulder in the opposite direction as he went* Oh well! Kurama, you get to ask one more! We kinda gonna run outa time if we do the original plan.
Kurama: Okay. Vicious, truth or dare?
Vicious: .. Dare.
Kurama: I dare you, for $150, to take Fox ears into the closet and make out for 5 minutes!
Fox ears: As much as I would like to. you didn't hear that... there's a rule against that.
Kurama: Damn. Okay then. You and Faye in the closet!
Faye: Hey! No way! I am not going in there with that guy!
Fox ears: Oh Faye. If the dared is suppose to interact with some one, but the person doesn't cooperate, then the non-cooperator has to eat the hamburger or what ever is in the bag next since I have seemed to has lost control.
Faye: Ughh! Fine! I know he'll enjoy this. I just know.. *walks off to closet followed by the very happy and wide smirking Vicious*
Fox ears: *to Folken in a whisper* change the no contact with the hostess rule to only if the hostess doesn't want to.
Folken: *rolls eyes and nods*
Fox ears: Well since it will be a little till they get back out. *noise from closet* bleck... we shall continue on! Okay Farfarello! Your turn!
Farfarello: Call me Farfie.
Fox ears: Oookkkaaayyy.. Farfie! Your turn!
Farfie: I don't have anything for Goku.
Fox ears: You have to.
Farfie: Why?
Fox ears: .. damn he got me... okay you win! Kagome! Your turn!
Kagome: Yay! Goku! Truth or dare?
Goku: Uh... Dare!
Kagome: Hmmmmm.. For $500, fry Pikachu!
Goku: Oh that's easy! *Stands up and gets ready for Kamehameha wave* Kaaaaa..mmmeee. hhhaaa.etc. *blasts Pikachu who was too busy sniffing his butt to notice*
Pikachu: PIKA! *falls on ground fried*
Goku: *sits down*
Fox ears: Well done Goku! Many thanks to you!
Goku: Do I get food?
Fox ears: No you get money ($_$ hehe) which you can buy food with.
Goku: Really?
Fox ears: Poor man.. *looks at stop watch* Oh its been 6 minutes! Oops! Looks like the closet mates went a minute over! I didn't mean to do that! *takes pen and pretend to draw halo that's falls then draws invisible horns and another halo that sits on the horns* hehehe. FAYE! VICIOUS! MAKE OUT TIMES UP!
Faye: *burst outa closet holding shirt on and holding pants up*
Vicious: *smiling widely an sits down*
Fox ears: *motions to a mini dragon from hell to come over to her and whispers to it* Where's Inuyasha? He should be back.
Mini Dragon from hell: He's in your dressing room throwing up I believe.
Fox ears: WHAT?! OH WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON HIM!... *looks out and sees the audience staring at her* hehe.. ^_^ uuuhhhhh Well!..
Pikachu: *gets up on panel table half fried* PIKA! CHU KA PI CHU!
Fox ears: What the-? You want naked women?
Pikachu: *anime falls off table and climbs back on* SCREW THAT TALK! YOU ALL SHALL DIE! *send lightning bolt off into audience killing the whole George W. Bush fan group*
Fox ears: .. Well thank you Pikachu. Those GWB fans kinda scare me (if I've offended anyone with this joke I'm sorry! It's a family joke and I apologize for any offense given! *slaps self*)
Pikachu: Damn!
*noise off from side hallway*
Eminem: Hey fuckers!
Pikachu: *zaps Eminem* OK how does that effect you bitch?
Fox ears: *mouth gaping* I can't believe I just got dissed by a rat! And he killed Eminem! OMG! Come on girls! Get him!
Eminem rabid fan girls: CHARGE LADIES! *runs after Pikachu*
Pikachu: Oh shit! Not the babes! *zaps them*
Fox ears: Fuck! He got them! Wait! I know! My own little group! *runs off for a second and comes back* DEMOCRATS! ATTACK!
*mixture of people and elephants wearing red, white, and blue underwear and top hats charge at Pikachu*
Goku: I'm hungry! *walks over and opens the fridge*
Vicious: Uh. Faye want to- *stops as Faye gets trampled by elephant*. never mind.
Fox ears: *riding elephant* YAW... SIMBA! YAW!
Pikachu: *zaps half of audience killing them and setting half the stage on fire then turns around to see elephants* UH OH! THE DEMOCRATS! I HATE ELEPHANT! They're stinky. *runs into unlabeled closet*
Fox ears: *hops off of elephant and runs up to door holding it closed and rips off wood pattern sticker revealing "Rabid Ferrets and Chinese Man- eating Gold Fish Closet"*
*from within people can hear speaks of pain and dismay*
Everyone:. DING DONG THE RAT IS DEAD THE RAT IS DEAD THE RAT IS DEAD! DING DONG THE WICKED (zap happy) RAT IS DEAD!
Fox ears: And now that we are done screwing up the lines from "Wizard of Oz" we shall hand out the money! *pulls out large brief case of money from an over large pocket in her cargo pants* To Vicious we give $150 for making out with. *looks at the smashed Faye Valentine* . now not so pretty Faye. *shakes head* And to Goku for frying and pissing off the now dead Pikachu rat! $500! *hands out money* . where's Inuyasha and Kagome?
~*in Fox ears dressing room*~
!!!!~!!! CENSORED!!!~!!!! (you should be glad I did that ^_^')
~*burning talk show stage*~
Fox ears: Oh well! *dodges falling smoldering beam* Join me next time on FOX EARS INSANITY SHOW!. Anyone wanna help me clean up this mess?
*room all of a sudden empty and very quiet except for the large booms of things falling from the ceiling*
Fox ears: -_- *ears flattened and one twitching* Cya. *runs over to some how untouched boom box that wasn't there before and puts in Eminem- My Name Is the sits down in some how untouched chair and drinks a Mountain Dew that some how doesn't ash in it (I think) as the camera zooms out*
Folken: Oo! Can I call them?!
Fox ears: ... what ever...
Folken: MINIONS!
*Evil piggies stumble onto stage with the spinner thingy and beers in hand*
Fox ears: FOLKEN! I TOD YOU TO LOCK THE COOLER! Stupid piggies..
Folken: *hides*
Fox ears: Oohhh weeelll! *reaches hand into spinner majigger and pulls out 4 names*
*evil piggies stumble off stage spilling beer everywhere*
Fox ears: Okay! The first guest iisss... INUYASHA!.. oh crap.. *unfolds next paper* and the second one is... what the hell?! Folken!
Folken: *pops up from behind fox ears chair where he was hiding (not very smart if he was hiding from her ^_-)* You rang?
Fox ears: *whispers so audience can't hear* How the hell did Eminem get in here? He's a person!
Folken: I dunno..
Fox ears: ... Okay then! We will skip that one! *throws paper behind her* and our next second one iiiisss... *unfolds paper* everyones favorite gut! GOKU! .. Folken go get the fridge..
Folken: *throws silly salute* Yes ma'am!
Fox ears: Psycho.. And our final guest iiisss *unfolds next paper (monotonous aint it?)* .. My fave anime character of all time! VICIOUS!
Inuyasha, Vicious, and Goku rabid fan girls: *stand up and scream as loud as possible* AAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fox ears: *on floor flailing* EAR PLUGS! EAR PLUGS! *ears are bleeding*
Fan girls: *stop screaming and start gasping for breathe*
Fox ears:... *blinky blink* I-I-I- I can hear.. *hops back in chair golden fox ears twitch and still bleeding*. damn ears... MINIONS!. ow..
*mini dragons from hell come carrying sake and sway in air*
Fox ears: Damn are all of you drunk?! Ok go get Goku, Inuyasha, and Vicious.. And don't buy anymore beer.
*mini dragon from hell fly off weaving and swaying in the air*
Fix ears: And now we will have an intermission dance! MINIONS! ^_^..
*dancing lobsters come in with bottles of everclear*
Fox ears: -_-.. ok so all my minions are drunk.. help.. Well I guess we'll just... god my mom's gonna kill me.. uh... Could I get a suggestion from the audience?
*hands fly up*
Fox ears: Uuummmm.. You there! *points at audience*
Audience member #3784262: We could all go in the closet!
Fox ears: What's up with you?! That's lame ass! MINIONS!
*rabid ferrets come out of closet labled "Rabid Ferrets" (of course) and attack audience member #3784262*
Fox ears: Okay... You! *points at audience member*
Audience member #666 (that cant be good): Ummm... A twister competition!
Fox ears: Hey that aint that bad... good job! Have a lollipop! *throws lollipop to audience member #666*
*before she gets lollipop devil's minion comes up and grabs her then sinks back into hell*
Fox ear: *blinky blink blink* O.O. Okay.... well we still use the idea! MINIONS!
*new minions (sharp pointy toothed butterflies) comes in carrying twister mats and lay them out on floor them twirl flaming sticks as they go out*
Fox ears: Since when did I have those?... OH WELL! Ok now I need two people from each section! The Inuyasha fans, Vicious fans, and Goku fans! One girl one guy!
~*20 minutes later*~
Fox ears: Right hand blue!
Audience member #3492: DON'T TOUCH ME THERE YOU PERVE! *smack!*
Audience member #402: OW! *falls*
Fox ears: oi.. And the winner is the Vicious fan girls!... YAY!
*Mini dragons from hell fly in and drop off Vicious, Inuyasha, and Goku*
Vicious: What the hell?
Fox ears: VICIOUS! *glomps him*
Vicious: Gah! Get it off! *tries to pry fox ears off*
Folken: *comes in carrying fridge and sees fox ears* DOWN GIRL! *drop fridge and pulls Spray-bottle-o-anit-glompiness and sprays fox ears*
Fox ears: *lets go and bats at ears trying to rid them of water* Craptastic!
Vicious, Inuyasha, and Goku fans: *rush the stage*
Fox ears: STEVE!
Folken: *rushes forward and flashes audience that's rushing*
Rushing audience members: *Die X_x*
Fox ears: that was effect but messed up....
Inuyasha: You people are messed up....
Goku: I'm hungry. *sees fridge and attacks it*
Fox ears: Please sit down!
Vicious and Inuyasha: *sit down*
Fox ears: *stares at vicious*
Vicious: Stop that!
Fox ears: Stop what? Vicious: STOP IT!
Fox ears: Why?
Folken: *smacks fox ears*
Fox ears: Owy.. Oh I'm sorry.. Okay now its time for our truth or dare! And now to bring out my anime panel! MINIONS!
*sharp toothed butterflies (aka STB) comes in with anime panel*
Fox ears: The anime panel consists of Kurama from Yu Yu Hakusho, Farfarello from Weib Kruez, Kagome from Inuyasha, Faye Valentine from Cowboy Bebop, and .. Pikachu?!.. oh well. *shrugs* and Pikachu from pokemon!
*panel sits down in they're seat*
Pikachu: Pika pi chu ka chu!
Fox ears: Oh shut up! *claps hands over mouth* OH NO! I understand Pikish! *shudders*
Faye: Um.. Can I get away from this thing? *points at Pikachu*
Pikachu: Pika! *zaps Faye*
Faye: OW! *hair frizzed*
Pikachu: hehe.
Fox ears: Okay lets get on with the show! Now our anime panel will ask each person truth or dare and it goes as the normal rules are expect that each time you complete one dare or truth you get a certain amount of money.
Audience member #665 99/100: Sounds like a cheap rip off of "I Bet You Will"!
Fox ears: *walks up to audience member #665 99/100 and scribbles over the 99 a 100* Bye bye!
Audience member that is now #665 100/100: Uh oh. *devil's minion comes up, grabs him, and sinks back into hell*
*through hole people can hear "OMG! The coffee's cold! Nnnnoooo!"*
Fox ears: *shudder* Man they think of everything. *sits down* Okay then! Kurama! You have first go!
Kurama: *thinks* Inuyasha, truth or dare?
Inuyasha:... Truth
Kurama: For $100! Is it true you love Kagome?
Inuyasha : *turns bright red* . No!..
*lie alert under his chair goes off*
Inuyasha: *gulp*
Fox ears: LIAR!
Kagome: *stands up and hearts start floating around her* Oh, Inuyasha! I always knew you loved me!
Fox ears: *chucks coffee cup at Kagome* Stop it with the heart thingies! They're gonna make my rates go down!
Kagome: *coffee cup bounces off her head, the hearts disappear, and she plops back into her chair* Ow!
Fox ears: Oh yes! I forgot to mention that every time you answer untruthfully or don't complete a dare you have to one special hamburger!
Everyone excluding Folken and Fox ears: SO?!
Fox ears: *ignores them and reads list of things it has* This hamburger contains under cooked broccoli, rotten bug infested lettuce, one used condom.. GROSS! WHO WROTE THAT?!
*evil piggies still holding beers sitting over in corner with a permanent pen sniggering*
Fox ears: *pulls out pen* Scratch that one! Anywhos! Also ketchup made from asparagus, tofu patty, green cheese, pickles dunked in sper- OMG! *scratches that off and writes molasses* . pickles dunked in molasses, banana mustard, eggshell mayo, leeches, slugs, beetle dung, peaches, and moldy hamburger buns! Man sounds like a Big Mac I got once!
Inuyasha: O.o I have to eat that?!
Goku: Yummy!
Everyone except Goku: EEEWWWWW!!!!!!
Goku: I'm hungry.
Fox ears: *now holding a reeking paper bag and walks over to Inuyasha* Eat up! *drops bag in his lap* and if you don't eat it then say hello to rabid ferrets and Chinese man-eating goldfish!
Inuyasha: *looks at the bag in disgust then opens it and takes out the hamburger* Urghh.. *takes bite and makes face like he's gonna hurl then pops the rest in his mouth chews quickly and swallows* ay isnk ay eep oo url!
Fox ears: Huh?
Inuyasha: *runs off with hand over mouth*
Fox ears: *watches him run* Too bad he doesn't know that the bathrooms that way. *hikes thumb over shoulder in the opposite direction as he went* Oh well! Kurama, you get to ask one more! We kinda gonna run outa time if we do the original plan.
Kurama: Okay. Vicious, truth or dare?
Vicious: .. Dare.
Kurama: I dare you, for $150, to take Fox ears into the closet and make out for 5 minutes!
Fox ears: As much as I would like to. you didn't hear that... there's a rule against that.
Kurama: Damn. Okay then. You and Faye in the closet!
Faye: Hey! No way! I am not going in there with that guy!
Fox ears: Oh Faye. If the dared is suppose to interact with some one, but the person doesn't cooperate, then the non-cooperator has to eat the hamburger or what ever is in the bag next since I have seemed to has lost control.
Faye: Ughh! Fine! I know he'll enjoy this. I just know.. *walks off to closet followed by the very happy and wide smirking Vicious*
Fox ears: *to Folken in a whisper* change the no contact with the hostess rule to only if the hostess doesn't want to.
Folken: *rolls eyes and nods*
Fox ears: Well since it will be a little till they get back out. *noise from closet* bleck... we shall continue on! Okay Farfarello! Your turn!
Farfarello: Call me Farfie.
Fox ears: Oookkkaaayyy.. Farfie! Your turn!
Farfie: I don't have anything for Goku.
Fox ears: You have to.
Farfie: Why?
Fox ears: .. damn he got me... okay you win! Kagome! Your turn!
Kagome: Yay! Goku! Truth or dare?
Goku: Uh... Dare!
Kagome: Hmmmmm.. For $500, fry Pikachu!
Goku: Oh that's easy! *Stands up and gets ready for Kamehameha wave* Kaaaaa..mmmeee. hhhaaa.etc. *blasts Pikachu who was too busy sniffing his butt to notice*
Pikachu: PIKA! *falls on ground fried*
Goku: *sits down*
Fox ears: Well done Goku! Many thanks to you!
Goku: Do I get food?
Fox ears: No you get money ($_$ hehe) which you can buy food with.
Goku: Really?
Fox ears: Poor man.. *looks at stop watch* Oh its been 6 minutes! Oops! Looks like the closet mates went a minute over! I didn't mean to do that! *takes pen and pretend to draw halo that's falls then draws invisible horns and another halo that sits on the horns* hehehe. FAYE! VICIOUS! MAKE OUT TIMES UP!
Faye: *burst outa closet holding shirt on and holding pants up*
Vicious: *smiling widely an sits down*
Fox ears: *motions to a mini dragon from hell to come over to her and whispers to it* Where's Inuyasha? He should be back.
Mini Dragon from hell: He's in your dressing room throwing up I believe.
Fox ears: WHAT?! OH WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON HIM!... *looks out and sees the audience staring at her* hehe.. ^_^ uuuhhhhh Well!..
Pikachu: *gets up on panel table half fried* PIKA! CHU KA PI CHU!
Fox ears: What the-? You want naked women?
Pikachu: *anime falls off table and climbs back on* SCREW THAT TALK! YOU ALL SHALL DIE! *send lightning bolt off into audience killing the whole George W. Bush fan group*
Fox ears: .. Well thank you Pikachu. Those GWB fans kinda scare me (if I've offended anyone with this joke I'm sorry! It's a family joke and I apologize for any offense given! *slaps self*)
Pikachu: Damn!
*noise off from side hallway*
Eminem: Hey fuckers!
Pikachu: *zaps Eminem* OK how does that effect you bitch?
Fox ears: *mouth gaping* I can't believe I just got dissed by a rat! And he killed Eminem! OMG! Come on girls! Get him!
Eminem rabid fan girls: CHARGE LADIES! *runs after Pikachu*
Pikachu: Oh shit! Not the babes! *zaps them*
Fox ears: Fuck! He got them! Wait! I know! My own little group! *runs off for a second and comes back* DEMOCRATS! ATTACK!
*mixture of people and elephants wearing red, white, and blue underwear and top hats charge at Pikachu*
Goku: I'm hungry! *walks over and opens the fridge*
Vicious: Uh. Faye want to- *stops as Faye gets trampled by elephant*. never mind.
Fox ears: *riding elephant* YAW... SIMBA! YAW!
Pikachu: *zaps half of audience killing them and setting half the stage on fire then turns around to see elephants* UH OH! THE DEMOCRATS! I HATE ELEPHANT! They're stinky. *runs into unlabeled closet*
Fox ears: *hops off of elephant and runs up to door holding it closed and rips off wood pattern sticker revealing "Rabid Ferrets and Chinese Man- eating Gold Fish Closet"*
*from within people can hear speaks of pain and dismay*
Everyone:. DING DONG THE RAT IS DEAD THE RAT IS DEAD THE RAT IS DEAD! DING DONG THE WICKED (zap happy) RAT IS DEAD!
Fox ears: And now that we are done screwing up the lines from "Wizard of Oz" we shall hand out the money! *pulls out large brief case of money from an over large pocket in her cargo pants* To Vicious we give $150 for making out with. *looks at the smashed Faye Valentine* . now not so pretty Faye. *shakes head* And to Goku for frying and pissing off the now dead Pikachu rat! $500! *hands out money* . where's Inuyasha and Kagome?
~*in Fox ears dressing room*~
!!!!~!!! CENSORED!!!~!!!! (you should be glad I did that ^_^')
~*burning talk show stage*~
Fox ears: Oh well! *dodges falling smoldering beam* Join me next time on FOX EARS INSANITY SHOW!. Anyone wanna help me clean up this mess?
*room all of a sudden empty and very quiet except for the large booms of things falling from the ceiling*
Fox ears: -_- *ears flattened and one twitching* Cya. *runs over to some how untouched boom box that wasn't there before and puts in Eminem- My Name Is the sits down in some how untouched chair and drinks a Mountain Dew that some how doesn't ash in it (I think) as the camera zooms out*
