Disclaimer: Okay so I don't own whichever anime character I encounter and certainly no people, but look at me. Does it look like I give a fuck?

Fox ears: Hi and welcome back to FOX EARS INSANITY SHOW! Since I have really done a bad job at making my own questions and haven't driven any anime characters aside from Faye to insanity I shall now do a slightly different talk show! I can either do the talk show or what ever else I pull out of my hat! *pulls out a top hat with paper in it*

Folken: You aren't suppose to actually use a hat, Fox ears. It's just a figure of speech.

Fox ears: . hehe. *throws hat over her shoulder hitting Folken in the face*

Folken: Gah! *paper flurries around him*

Fox ears: Well! Um. MINIONS!

*STB's come in carrying a large box full of pieces of paper and set it down in front of Fox ears*

Fox ears: Okay! I asked the audience to write down their ideas for the show and put it in the box! I'll pull one out and that will be our show! *reaches hand into box and pulls out paper* . Anime Strip Club. -_- Okay the next one will be our show! *reaches hand in*

~*10 minutes later*~

Fox ears: *pulls paper out of box and there's a big pile of papers behind her almost as tall as Folken* . Ah! Here we go! This one isn't that bad! Street Dare! I've played that! Well does everyone know what goes on in that game?

Half of audience: Uuuhhhh.. ??_??

Fox ears: I swear only idiots and porn lovers are in here.

Audience: *all nod*

Fox ears: Ugh. In Street Dare we take a camera and microphone out onto the streets and pull random people off the streets to do dares. Practically an I Bet You Will. wait it is. well yeah! But this ones more fun!

Audience member #1: You did this last time!

Fox ears: . *ears twitch a little from annoyance* Fuck you! We do what I say we do! Besides! I'm running outa ideas. *sniff* . FOLKEN! GRAB THE CAMERA! *reaches into pocket and pulls out microphone* Later!

*zips out door followed by Folken who is carrying a digital video camera*

~*in anime mall*~

Fox ears: *looks at camera* Folken. Folken!

Folken: Huh?

Fox ears: Take the lens off.

Folken: Oh! I was wondering why it was so dark!

*video camera turns on*

Fox ears: -_- Just follow me. *walks off towards a group of girls* Excuse me?

*girls turn around*

Fox ears: *shoves microphone in first ones face* What's your name?

Girl: Uh. Melphina.

Fox ears: Well, Melphina, would you mind if ask you a few questions?

Melphina: Uhhhh.

Fox ears: Great! First question!

Fox ears: *pulls out note cards* Are you a virgin?

Melphina: Excuse me?!

*other 4 girls are Videl, Botan, Yukina, and Kikyuo*

Botan: *jumps in front of Melphina* Oh she hasn't been a virgin for 4 months! Not since she met Miroku!

Melphina: BOTAN! *bitch slaps Botan*

Kikyuo: Hey! Miroku is mine!

Melphina: I thought you liked Inuyasha.

Kikyuo: Well I dun believe in monogamy!

Everyone: O.o' *sweat drops*

Fox ears: Oook then. Um Videl! Come here deary.

Videl: *walks over* Yeah?

Fox ears: Now are you a virgin?

Videl: Yes

Fox ears:. *flips to next card* Do you have drinking habits?

Videl: Yes

Fox ears: Do you own a dildo?

Videl: Ye- I MEAN! No!

Fox ears: O.o Ya know that was only a joke question. I wasn't serious.

Videl: =O.O=

Folken: *from behind the camera* Do you get bored while you're in the same room as a dildo Videl?

Videl: *looks like she's going to kill Folken*

Fox ears: *starts running off* Ok Folken! That's enough!

Folken: But she never answered my question!

~*back at the studio*~

Audience: *watching everything on big screen in the middle of the room* O.o

~*back at the mall*~

Fox ears: *walks up to Jim Hawkings* Uh. Jim?

Jim: What?!

Fox ears: What are you doing with that gun, joint, and small plastic bomb?

Jim: What do you think I'm doing with it, Bitch?

Fox ears: Uh. riiiigghhhhttt. *walks off*

Jim: Stupid, Bitch! *puffs joint*

Fox ears: Oh there's Spike! *runs over to him*

Spike: Move kid *pushes passed Fox ears as she comes towards him and snuffs out his cigarette on her head*

Fox ears: *stops in mid stride* O.o *swipes at her head trying to get the ashes off of it* Gahhhh!!!!

Jim: *walking in the shadows with the plastic bomb in his hands* And now for my first step in taking over the world! *puts plastic bomb in his pocket then walks up to a sink and turns the water on full* I will leave all the sinks running and never turn them off! Then! I'll go feed the pigeons!

*Jim runs off cackling in his hi-evilness*

Gene: *watches him run off* That kid needs to lay off the crack.

Jim: *from distance* Pot! Pot! Pot, god dammit, Gene, you whore!

Fox ears: *walks over to Ed who is sneaking key chains into her pockets* Hey Edward!

Ed: Huh? *looks up at Fox ears*

Fox ears: Would ya do something for me?

Ed: What Edward need to do?

Fox ears: *hands Ed a dildo* Go shove this up Melphina's ass and I'll give you a piyoko.

Ed: Ed Loves piyokos! *runs off to find Melphina*

Fox ears: Tape this Folken.

Folken: Righteo! *follows Ed with the camera*

~*studio*~

Audience: *all cringe as Melphina screams and Ed laughs insanely*

~*mall*~

Fox ears: O.o' Maybe that was a bit too cruel and unsual.

Ed: Hand over the piyoko!

Fox ears: *gives Ed a pioko*

Ed: WOOHOO! *runs off*

Fox ears: Marijuana-patch child.

~*park*~

Jim: FLOCK TO ME! BIRDS OF DEATH! *holds arms up in the air*

Pigeons: *all look at him in a confused way then fly off*

Jim: *arms still in the air* -_-. I'll just get the squirrels to do my bidding then! *wanders off*

~*mall*~

Fox ears: O.O Hello Kitty store..

Folken: No Fox ears.

Fox ears: Just. one. Hello Kitty

Folken: Noooo Fox ears.

Fox ears: *sniffle* Oh well! Now onto the larger parts of the mall!

~*5 minutes later*~

*they are in a huge walkway filled with tons of anime characters mostly containing men*

Fox ears: Oh looky look! It's Gohan from DBZ! *runs over to Gohan*

Gohan: *is stealing food from a candy store*

Fox ears: Hey, Gohan! Mind if I ask you some questions?

Gohan: Gah! Quit it! You're drawing attention! *puts a hand over Fox ears mouth*

Fox ears: eh! Et er and off I outh! *licks his hand*

Gohan: Ew! *takes his hand off her mouth*

Police man: *walks up* Excuse me, sir, but what do you think you're doing with that candy?

Gohan: Ah! *starts running through the mall with the police chasing him*

Fox ears: Oopsy! Oh well yet again! Let's see here. Oh no. it's the cast of Pokemon. *turns to the camera* Ok everyone back at the studio pull out your little voty thingies and vote Yes we should blow them up or No we should go over to the Sailor girls and quiz 'em.

*jeopardy music*

~*2 minutes later*~

Fox ears: Ok! Votes are in! And it is. *pulls out little voty thing* WE BLOW UP POKEMON! Let's go! *creeps towards Ash, Misty, and Brock and hides under a table near them*

Ash: Man, I told you we wouldn't find Pikachu here.

Misty: Where could he be? He's been gone a week! *is standing next to Brock*

Brock: *is looking down Misty's shirt*

Ash: I dunno. He got taken to a talk show and never came back.

Fox ears: *mumbles* Hehe my Chinese man eating goldfish and rabid ferrets got hungry ^___^ *pulls out three sticks of dynamite and puts one in each of the Pokemon casts shoes and lights them* *runs*

~*30 seconds later*~

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Fox ears: Well now with that done we will go over and talk to the Sailors! *runs over to a JCPenney's store where the Sailors are checking out clothing*

Sailor Jupiter: *is trying on a low cut shirt* What do ya think?

Sailor Mars: It would look better on me!

Fox ears: *walks up* Hello ladies!

*all the Sailors but Uranus and Neptune are there*

Fox ears: Uh. Where's Uranus and Neptune?

Sailor Mercury: Over there in the dressing room *points at a solitary dressing room*

Fox ears: In the same one?

Sailors: *all nod*

Fox ears: Eep O.o

Sailor Venus: *is over by cashier flirting* So. you single?

Fox ears: . ok we'll ignore her! Sailor Jupiter!

Jupiter: Yes?

Fox ears: Is it true you starred in a porno film?

Jupiter: er =o.o=

Sailor Moon: We all know you did. Haruka (Sailor Uranus) was buying some porno films and saw one with you in it.

Fox ears: Sailor Pluto (Setsuna)! Have you ever wondered why your attack is called Dead Scream even though you whisper it? That kind of bugs me.

Setsuna: I never thought about that.

Fox ears: And Sailor Saturn (Hotaru)! Are you seeing any robots?

Hotaru: What?

Fox ears: Ok these people are a bunch of ditzes! Onto more intelligent people! (if there is such a thing!)

Fox ears: *walks out of JCPenney's and into the food court*

*Yami Yugi, Bakura, and Joey are walking away from the pizza hut*

Fox ears: Hey, Yami!

Yami: *turns around* What?

Fox ears: I'm going to ask you guys some questions. First, Yami, many girls wander, since you have two long legs does that mean you have a third one?

Yami: O.o Slowly back away everyone. she's insane.

*the group backs away and walks off*

Fox ears: *sniffle* Stupid anime characters. I guess I'll end my show now cuz all the anime characters I'm meeting are creepy or jerks! Later!

~*park*~

Jim: *is being eaten alive by squirrels* Ahhhh! Damn squirrels! Do my bidding! Ahhhhh!

Squirrel: *bites down on the plastic bomb*

BOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And that's a wrap! Hey when you review leave suggestions for my next show and who I should interview! Thanx oh loyal fans!