Hurt, Hope, and Happiness
*A Short Comical Break*
I haven't been able to come up with much lately being sick and all...not being able to come down and work on the story. So I'm posting this up! I wrote this awhile back, but never really posted it. It's a crossover between Card Captor Sakura and Star Wars. I really don't know what I was thinking when I wrote it...poor Yoda, this makes him seem very very...well, you'll see.
Sunnie: Yoda confuses Sakura for a female Jedi Knight and puts
her to tests. Sunnie is me, the typist in the story.
Sakura: Dum Dee Dum Dee Dum!
(Sakura is walking along side the road)
Yoda: Halt You!
(Sakura stops)
Yoda: The force in you I sense. You are a Jedi, are you not?
Sakura: A what?
Yoda: Come with me you must!
(Yoda and Sakura are transported to Yoda's unofficial secret
hideout)
Yoda: Here. Put on this.
(Hands Sakura a helmet)
Sakura: ???
Yoda: On, put it you must.
Sakura: .
(Yoda hands Sakura a slice of mozzarella)
Sakura: Yummy!
(Sakura eats cheese)
(Sakura puts the helmet on)
Yoda: Ahthe power of cheese! Now, test you I must. For you
are the new chosen one, think I.
Sakura: .SYAORAN!!!!!
(Syaoran appears out of nowhere)
Syaoran: Huh?!? Sakura? How did I get here?
(Yoda sees Syaoran.)
Yoda: Ahh! In you, I too see the force abides.
Syaoran: W-what?!?
(Sunnie comes in)
Sunnie: I am the almightly typist! Hear me roar!
(Silence)
Sunnie: Okayso I'm not really going to
roar.
(Silence)
Yoda: In you, I see no force. Away you must go.
Sunnie: HEY WAIT A SECON-
(Yoda uses 'the force' to get Sunnie out of the story)
(Sakura looks over at Syaoran)
Sakura: SYAORAN! GET THIS OLD, SHORT, UGLY, HAIRY, GREEN THING
AWAY FROM MEEEEE!
Yoda: Apologize you must!
Syaoran: Riiiiiight.Well Sakura, you said you wanted to see
other peoplebut I had no idea
Sakura: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
(Sakura stares evily at Syaoran)
(Yoda pokes Syaoran in the stomach and stares intently at the
stomach)
Yoda: Where's the cream filling?
(Sakura groans and Syaoran's eyes nearly pop out)
Syaoran: YOU THINK I'M A HOSTESS CAKE?!?!??!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?
Yoda: Ahhthe comercial you've seen. Yummy it looks always.
(Syaoran and Sakura roll their eyes)
Sakura: Can I take off this helmet thi-
Yoda: No
Sakura: But couldn't I-
Yoda: No
Sakura: Not even if I-
Yoda: No
Sakura: But don't you know who I-
Syaoran: Awww, Sakura would be quiet already?!? I want to get
back home! I was playing a video game with Keroand beating
him! By now he's thousands of points ahead and I-
Yoda: No
Sunnie whispers through screen to Yoda: We're past that part
already
Yoda: No
Sunnie: WHAT?!? HOW DARE YOU DEFY THE ALMIGHTY TYPIST!!!! JUST
FOR THAT I'M REPLACING YOU WITH ANAKIN SKYWALKER!!!
Yoda: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Yoda is suddenly replaced by teenage Anakin Skywalker)
(Sakura's eyes go all gogly)
Sakura: HE'S SOOOOOOO CUTE!!!!!
Anakin: What? Where am I?
(Syaoran looks jealous)
(Sakura yanks the helmet off and grabs Anakin by the arm)
Sakura: HiI'mSakuradon't mindSyaoranhe'sjustovertherelookingdumb.
I'mthesmartoneinthegroupandwouldyougooutwithme?Youknow,likeonadate????!?!?!?!?
Anakin: Wha?
(Sakura sighes dreamly)
Sakura: I think that's yes in Jedi.
Syaoran: I think it means "You've gone nutty."
(Sakura kicks Syaoran in the leg)
Syaoran: OOOOOOW!!!
Sakura: Humph!
(Anakin finally notices that Sakurais wellSakura)
Anakin: WOW!!! Would be my girlfriend????
(Leia and Luke Skywalker come in)
Leia: Daddy! Not again!!!!
Luke: Yeah...*hic*I think youyou'd
best
(Luke sways over to the group)
Leia: Lukedid you get drunk again???
Luke: Nowhat would*hic*..make you think
that?*hic*
Leia: Hmmmmcould it be that you're WALKING AROUND LIKE A
DRUNKEN MAD MAN AND KEEP HICUPING?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Luke: WAH! Daddy! Leia's being mean! Hey wait, you're younger
than me right now! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA*hic*
Leia: Dadwhat have we told you about crossovers???
Anakin: I knowI knowI'm not supposed to go to any
ones with.
(Names off a bunch of female characters)
Anakin: in them, but you never mentioned this
one.please can I stay?
(Sakura gives Leia bambi eyes)
Leia: UGH! YOU ARE SO IMPOSSIBLE DAD!
Anakin: .
(Sakura gives Luke bambi eyes)
Luke: Awwwwwwe
(Sakura grins evily)
Luke: EWWWW!
(Syaoran crosses his eyes)
(Luke slaps him on the back)
Syaoran: AHHHHHH! MY EYES ARE STUCK! MY EYES ARE STUCK CROSSED!
Sakura: YOU'RE RUINING MY BAMBI EYES SYAORAN!!!
Syaoran: AHHHHHH! MY EYES ARE STUCK! MY EYES ARE STUCK CROSSED!
(Sakura slaps him in the face.)
Syaoran: AHHH!!! MY EYES ARE- Hey wait a minute. They aren't
crossed anymore! YEA!
Sakura: Oops. My bad.
(Sakura slaps him again)
Syaoran: AHHHHHH! MY EYES ARE STUCK! MY EYES ARE STUCK CROSSED!
Sunnie: That's it! This has gotten way out of hand! Clean slate!
(All characters disappear)
Sunnie: *rolls eyes* They were getting WAY too out-of-character!
Oh wellbetter start thinking up somemore nonsence.
