Hurt, Hope, and Happiness

*A Short Comical Break*

I haven't been able to come up with much lately being sick and all...not being able to come down and work on the story. So I'm posting this up! I wrote this awhile back, but never really posted it. It's a crossover between Card Captor Sakura and Star Wars. I really don't know what I was thinking when I wrote it...poor Yoda, this makes him seem very very...well, you'll see.

Sunnie: Yoda confuses Sakura for a female Jedi Knight and puts her to tests. Sunnie is me, the typist in the story.

Sakura: Dum Dee Dum Dee Dum!

(Sakura is walking along side the road)

Yoda: Halt You!

(Sakura stops)

Yoda: The force in you I sense. You are a Jedi, are you not?

Sakura: A what?

Yoda: Come with me you must!

(Yoda and Sakura are transported to Yoda's unofficial secret hideout)

Yoda: Here. Put on this.

(Hands Sakura a helmet)

Sakura: ???

Yoda: On, put it you must.

Sakura: .

(Yoda hands Sakura a slice of mozzarella)

Sakura: Yummy!

(Sakura eats cheese)

(Sakura puts the helmet on)

Yoda: Ahthe power of cheese! Now, test you I must. For you are the new chosen one, think I.

Sakura: .SYAORAN!!!!!

(Syaoran appears out of nowhere)

Syaoran: Huh?!? Sakura? How did I get here?

(Yoda sees Syaoran.)

Yoda: Ahh! In you, I too see the force abides.

Syaoran: W-what?!?

(Sunnie comes in)

Sunnie: I am the almightly typist! Hear me roar!

(Silence)

Sunnie: Okayso I'm not really going to roar.

(Silence)

Yoda: In you, I see no force. Away you must go.

Sunnie: HEY WAIT A SECON-

(Yoda uses 'the force' to get Sunnie out of the story)

(Sakura looks over at Syaoran)

Sakura: SYAORAN! GET THIS OLD, SHORT, UGLY, HAIRY, GREEN THING AWAY FROM MEEEEE!

Yoda: Apologize you must!

Syaoran: Riiiiiight.Well Sakura, you said you wanted to see other peoplebut I had no idea

Sakura: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

(Sakura stares evily at Syaoran)

(Yoda pokes Syaoran in the stomach and stares intently at the stomach)

Yoda: Where's the cream filling?

(Sakura groans and Syaoran's eyes nearly pop out)

Syaoran: YOU THINK I'M A HOSTESS CAKE?!?!??!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?

Yoda: Ahhthe comercial you've seen. Yummy it looks always.

(Syaoran and Sakura roll their eyes)

Sakura: Can I take off this helmet thi-

Yoda: No

Sakura: But couldn't I-

Yoda: No

Sakura: Not even if I-

Yoda: No

Sakura: But don't you know who I-

Syaoran: Awww, Sakura would be quiet already?!? I want to get back home! I was playing a video game with Keroand beating him! By now he's thousands of points ahead and I-

Yoda: No

Sunnie whispers through screen to Yoda: We're past that part already

Yoda: No

Sunnie: WHAT?!? HOW DARE YOU DEFY THE ALMIGHTY TYPIST!!!! JUST FOR THAT I'M REPLACING YOU WITH ANAKIN SKYWALKER!!!

Yoda: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Yoda is suddenly replaced by teenage Anakin Skywalker)

(Sakura's eyes go all gogly)

Sakura: HE'S SOOOOOOO CUTE!!!!!

Anakin: What? Where am I?

(Syaoran looks jealous)

(Sakura yanks the helmet off and grabs Anakin by the arm)

Sakura: HiI'mSakuradon't mindSyaoranhe'sjustovertherelookingdumb. I'mthesmartoneinthegroupandwouldyougooutwithme?Youknow,likeonadate????!?!?!?!?

Anakin: Wha?

(Sakura sighes dreamly)

Sakura: I think that's yes in Jedi.

Syaoran: I think it means "You've gone nutty."

(Sakura kicks Syaoran in the leg)

Syaoran: OOOOOOW!!!

Sakura: Humph!

(Anakin finally notices that Sakurais wellSakura)

Anakin: WOW!!! Would be my girlfriend????

(Leia and Luke Skywalker come in)

Leia: Daddy! Not again!!!!

Luke: Yeah...*hic*I think youyou'd best

(Luke sways over to the group)

Leia: Lukedid you get drunk again???

Luke: Nowhat would*hic*..make you think that?*hic*

Leia: Hmmmmcould it be that you're WALKING AROUND LIKE A DRUNKEN MAD MAN AND KEEP HICUPING?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Luke: WAH! Daddy! Leia's being mean! Hey wait, you're younger than me right now! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA*hic*

Leia: Dadwhat have we told you about crossovers???

Anakin: I knowI knowI'm not supposed to go to any ones with.

(Names off a bunch of female characters)

Anakin: in them, but you never mentioned this one.please can I stay?

(Sakura gives Leia bambi eyes)

Leia: UGH! YOU ARE SO IMPOSSIBLE DAD!

Anakin: .

(Sakura gives Luke bambi eyes)

Luke: Awwwwwwe

(Sakura grins evily)

Luke: EWWWW!

(Syaoran crosses his eyes)

(Luke slaps him on the back)

Syaoran: AHHHHHH! MY EYES ARE STUCK! MY EYES ARE STUCK CROSSED!

Sakura: YOU'RE RUINING MY BAMBI EYES SYAORAN!!!

Syaoran: AHHHHHH! MY EYES ARE STUCK! MY EYES ARE STUCK CROSSED!

(Sakura slaps him in the face.)

Syaoran: AHHH!!! MY EYES ARE- Hey wait a minute. They aren't crossed anymore! YEA!

Sakura: Oops. My bad.

(Sakura slaps him again)

Syaoran: AHHHHHH! MY EYES ARE STUCK! MY EYES ARE STUCK CROSSED!

Sunnie: That's it! This has gotten way out of hand! Clean slate!

(All characters disappear)

Sunnie: *rolls eyes* They were getting WAY too out-of-character! Oh wellbetter start thinking up somemore nonsence.