Princess of Lorien

by an anonymous geek

disclaimer- i dont own nothin'

last chapter dedication:

for my dear friend morfalasiel (evangeline27) who is going to hate this chapter!

Chapter Four

Carromeniel looked at the beautiful box and sighed. How was she ever going to open it. It seemed to be locked, an no one possessed the key. Suddenly, she dug at it with her nails, and one unfortunately broke off. She shrieked in terror.

"I broke a nail!" She fainted and fell to the ground.

Unfortunately, she did not pick the best place to land her head. Her head hit a large rock, and it (the head) broke open and blood started oozing out.

Thus ends the life of Carromeniel, who lived to be the greatest Mary-Sue ever.

*author sobs*

While this was happening, Morfalasiel was riding her horse. She was looking around her at the beautiful atmosphere of her new surroundings, but unfortunately did not look at the groung, and neither did her stupid horse. The horse tripped over a log that was on the path. Morfalasiel fell from her horse and her head hit the groung first with an audible thud. She was never the same after that.

Epilogue

Morfalsiel ended up going mad from that terrible fall. She was forever searching for her dead friend.

Legolas, however, rejoiced that Carromeniel was finally dead. She was too perfect, after all. And wicked annoying. So, as ya all probably know, he went to the west, along with Gimli, and he pulled Morfalasiel along with him, the whole time she was complaining about how she had to find Carrie (A/N: actually, ya all don't know about that part, I made it up meself *puffs with pride*). So, the rest of them lived happily ever after