Chapter Six: In Which Crap Happens
Mary Sue lay on a four poster bed, covered in ice packs, groaning pitifully while Artemis stormed around the room muttering things like: "Could've destroyed my Deus Ex CD. Collectors edition!" and "Morrowind's cracked, I'll need a new one now." And "HMPH!"
Mary Sue groaned. Artemis span on her and started attacking her. She cried pathetically, then Artemis stopped. "Oh, Mary, I'm so sorry."
Mary Sue burst up out of the ice packs. "Please forgive me." Whispered Artemis as he drew her closer, losing himself in her deep green eyes, her black hair falling gently into her face. They moved closer, and then."Oh, God. When was the last time you had a shower. I mean, like, EWWW!"
Suddenly The Commander roared in her ear. "DO IT! HAVE SEX WITH HIM IF IT HELPS! HE'S IN OUR GRASP, GODDAMMIT!!!!"
Mary Sue leant forward and quickly kissed Artemis. What followed can only be read in the adult version, but it followed the guidelines of a procedure commonly termed "Making Out."
After the make-out session Artemis and Mary Sue sat for a long time, muttering sweet nothings in each others ears. Then Mary Sue cried. "Oh, Artemis! You must help me! We must go back to the USA together! My employers want you in jail, but now that I know the real you, I can't do it!"
WHAT! Thought Artemis. Those bastards! How could they part him and his little oojiepoojiekins!"
He nodded. "Let's go."
Eight Hours Later
Artemis and Mary Sue strolled purposefully down the street toward the Secret Entrance to Area 51, a toilet cubicle.
Mary Sue unlocked it with a special key, pressed the flush button, and down they went.
The two fell out in an empty room, empty except for a giant, green spinning vortex in the centre. Then the Commander stepped out of the shadows, a slight fishy smell about him. He smiled evilly. "You shouldn't leave your mike on, Mary Sue, now both of you are going to die! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Mary Sue lay on a four poster bed, covered in ice packs, groaning pitifully while Artemis stormed around the room muttering things like: "Could've destroyed my Deus Ex CD. Collectors edition!" and "Morrowind's cracked, I'll need a new one now." And "HMPH!"
Mary Sue groaned. Artemis span on her and started attacking her. She cried pathetically, then Artemis stopped. "Oh, Mary, I'm so sorry."
Mary Sue burst up out of the ice packs. "Please forgive me." Whispered Artemis as he drew her closer, losing himself in her deep green eyes, her black hair falling gently into her face. They moved closer, and then."Oh, God. When was the last time you had a shower. I mean, like, EWWW!"
Suddenly The Commander roared in her ear. "DO IT! HAVE SEX WITH HIM IF IT HELPS! HE'S IN OUR GRASP, GODDAMMIT!!!!"
Mary Sue leant forward and quickly kissed Artemis. What followed can only be read in the adult version, but it followed the guidelines of a procedure commonly termed "Making Out."
After the make-out session Artemis and Mary Sue sat for a long time, muttering sweet nothings in each others ears. Then Mary Sue cried. "Oh, Artemis! You must help me! We must go back to the USA together! My employers want you in jail, but now that I know the real you, I can't do it!"
WHAT! Thought Artemis. Those bastards! How could they part him and his little oojiepoojiekins!"
He nodded. "Let's go."
Eight Hours Later
Artemis and Mary Sue strolled purposefully down the street toward the Secret Entrance to Area 51, a toilet cubicle.
Mary Sue unlocked it with a special key, pressed the flush button, and down they went.
The two fell out in an empty room, empty except for a giant, green spinning vortex in the centre. Then the Commander stepped out of the shadows, a slight fishy smell about him. He smiled evilly. "You shouldn't leave your mike on, Mary Sue, now both of you are going to die! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
