Chapter Seven: The Climax You've All Been Waiting For!
"You never wanted him for prison!" Cried Mary Sue as she flung herself in front of her darling Artykins, who had spied a computer. He sat down at it and began to play Minesweeper.
"You are preventing the course of justice, Mary Sue Jada Marina Aurora Evelyn Mara Alanna Melody (Insert Other Exotic Names Here) Longman! Stand aside!"
Artemis clicked away happily.
Mary Sue shook her head, her long blonde hair falling down her back in flowing cascades, and her sapphire eyes flashing with determination.
She kicked the Commander, he kicked her, she kicked him. What followed was a long and pointless stream of kicks, that is right up until Artemis pushed the computer chair back a bit and knocked the Commander.
He fell back into the vortex and grabbed the edge. Already skin was peeling off his bones. "NOOO!" He grabbed Mary Sue's ankle as he fell, now a living skeleton. Mary Sue remained hanging onto the edge of the vortex, yet, her skin did not peel away because that would make her last kiss with Artemis far less romantic.
"Artemis!" She cried. "I am falling! Get out! Save yourself! Artemis, I love you!"
Artemis continued to click away on Minesweeper. "******* mines!"
"Artemis!" Screamed Mary Sue. "Artemis!" "Sorry." Boomed a loud voice from nowhere. "Your time for a last farewell in this story has expired. I am not sorry I, the author am a sick and twisted bastard who hates Mary Sues and abuses their authors. Goodbye, Mary Sue Jada Marina Aurora Evelyn Mara Alanna Melody (Insert Other Exotic Names Here) Longman, see you in hell."
With that the skin began to peel off her bones and she let go, sadness in her sapphire eyes before they shrivelled up and she was gone.
Just then Holly, Root, Butler and Foaly walked in. Artemis looked up from minesweeper. "Hey, where were you guys? You're usually supposed to help me out in stories."
Butler just shook his head, his eyes glazed over. "I hope you got it all on video, Artemis, cause, man, we were on drugs the whole time!"
The End
"You never wanted him for prison!" Cried Mary Sue as she flung herself in front of her darling Artykins, who had spied a computer. He sat down at it and began to play Minesweeper.
"You are preventing the course of justice, Mary Sue Jada Marina Aurora Evelyn Mara Alanna Melody (Insert Other Exotic Names Here) Longman! Stand aside!"
Artemis clicked away happily.
Mary Sue shook her head, her long blonde hair falling down her back in flowing cascades, and her sapphire eyes flashing with determination.
She kicked the Commander, he kicked her, she kicked him. What followed was a long and pointless stream of kicks, that is right up until Artemis pushed the computer chair back a bit and knocked the Commander.
He fell back into the vortex and grabbed the edge. Already skin was peeling off his bones. "NOOO!" He grabbed Mary Sue's ankle as he fell, now a living skeleton. Mary Sue remained hanging onto the edge of the vortex, yet, her skin did not peel away because that would make her last kiss with Artemis far less romantic.
"Artemis!" She cried. "I am falling! Get out! Save yourself! Artemis, I love you!"
Artemis continued to click away on Minesweeper. "******* mines!"
"Artemis!" Screamed Mary Sue. "Artemis!" "Sorry." Boomed a loud voice from nowhere. "Your time for a last farewell in this story has expired. I am not sorry I, the author am a sick and twisted bastard who hates Mary Sues and abuses their authors. Goodbye, Mary Sue Jada Marina Aurora Evelyn Mara Alanna Melody (Insert Other Exotic Names Here) Longman, see you in hell."
With that the skin began to peel off her bones and she let go, sadness in her sapphire eyes before they shrivelled up and she was gone.
Just then Holly, Root, Butler and Foaly walked in. Artemis looked up from minesweeper. "Hey, where were you guys? You're usually supposed to help me out in stories."
Butler just shook his head, his eyes glazed over. "I hope you got it all on video, Artemis, cause, man, we were on drugs the whole time!"
The End
