Hufflepuff of DOOM
A/N: This is best when read out loud...and Cawi wrote this, pretty much...with the help of her "How to be a Villain" guide, givin to her by Heim.
Disclaimer...of DOOM: If you think we thought of this, then you are DOOMed to face Cawi's Hufflepuff wrath of DOOM, 'cause we didn't. We aren't JKR, and we aren't Mr. Zawacki, so get over it...of DOOM!
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The plan:
Stage one:
To begin, you must first DOOM all Hufflepuffs. This will cause the world to be very happy, yet terrified and DOOMed by your arrival. Who is this Mistress of DOOM...and evil? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Hufflepuff Quidditch robes...of DOOM?
Stage two:
Next, you must poke the internet. This will all be done from your unsuspecting Greenhouse #3 of DOOM, a mysterious place of unrivalled glory. Upon seeing this, the world will blink confusedly...of...DOOM...?, as countless hoards of Hufflepuffs bent to your evil will of DOOM hasten to do your bidding.
Stage 3...of DOOM!:
Finally, you must swish, flick and flail your Death stick of DOOM, bringing about...DOOM...? Your name shall become synonimous with fuzzy bunnies of DOM...DOM? DOOM!!, and no man will ever defy your commas of DOOM. Everyone will bow before your Hufflepuff wrath (I'll Huffle your Puff..oh, oh! Whatcha gonna do? Ooh!) and the world will have no choice but allow you to poke Dumbledore.
A/N: In case you didn't count, DOOM is mentioned 17 times in this story....not counting that time...so...18. Just thought you ought to know..before you are DOOMed. Make that 19...
A/N: This is best when read out loud...and Cawi wrote this, pretty much...with the help of her "How to be a Villain" guide, givin to her by Heim.
Disclaimer...of DOOM: If you think we thought of this, then you are DOOMed to face Cawi's Hufflepuff wrath of DOOM, 'cause we didn't. We aren't JKR, and we aren't Mr. Zawacki, so get over it...of DOOM!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
The plan:
Stage one:
To begin, you must first DOOM all Hufflepuffs. This will cause the world to be very happy, yet terrified and DOOMed by your arrival. Who is this Mistress of DOOM...and evil? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Hufflepuff Quidditch robes...of DOOM?
Stage two:
Next, you must poke the internet. This will all be done from your unsuspecting Greenhouse #3 of DOOM, a mysterious place of unrivalled glory. Upon seeing this, the world will blink confusedly...of...DOOM...?, as countless hoards of Hufflepuffs bent to your evil will of DOOM hasten to do your bidding.
Stage 3...of DOOM!:
Finally, you must swish, flick and flail your Death stick of DOOM, bringing about...DOOM...? Your name shall become synonimous with fuzzy bunnies of DOM...DOM? DOOM!!, and no man will ever defy your commas of DOOM. Everyone will bow before your Hufflepuff wrath (I'll Huffle your Puff..oh, oh! Whatcha gonna do? Ooh!) and the world will have no choice but allow you to poke Dumbledore.
A/N: In case you didn't count, DOOM is mentioned 17 times in this story....not counting that time...so...18. Just thought you ought to know..before you are DOOMed. Make that 19...
