I do not own Mario, other guys do. Anyway, this is a collection of humorous
Mario stories. Each story is one chapter long. I will update frequently,
and review so I know what to work on, enjoy!
The Deadly Cheese
Mario was sitting down in a field of grass in Isle Delphino. The sun was out with just a few clouds. He had a basket of food with him. He took out the bread and knife. But, he couldn't find the cheese. He saw Rick hiding behind a tree eating the cheese.
"Give me that back you tiny mouse!"
Rick ran. Mario grabbed the cheese. Right before he put the cheese on the bread, it flew out of his hand. It flew to Delphino Plaza.
"Come back!"
The cheese landed in front of Toad. Toad took a bite, then he choked and died. Another Toad saw, and yelled around town screaming. He grabbed the cheese out of the dead Toad's mouth.
"This cheese killed my friend!" the Toad ran aroung yelling.
He ran to a Delphino and asked him to throw the cheese away.
"Why would I throw it away?"
The Delphino took a bite, and spit it out of his mouth. A Delphino was on a roof, then the cheese landed on him and knocked him off the building. He fell down and landed on a Delphino, killing them both. Toad was frightened. Then a running Delphino came and slipped on the dead bodies and fell down cracking his head open. The cheese flew to Pina Park.
"I gotta go get dat cheese before it causes any trouble," Toad thought.
He swam to Pina Park. When he got there, it was in ruins. The cheese was laying down in the middle of the park.
"The cheese must have hit a loose bolt on the roller coater, then the coaster fell and destroyed the park!"
Toad walked around to find dead Delphinos. He picked up the cheese. Then a bird flew and took the cheese and flew to the air strip. Toad took a boat and followed. He got to the air strip. The cheese was on the runway! Then a plane was headed for the runway!
"NO!" Toad ran for the cheese!
Too Late! The plane landed and slipped on the cheese. The plane flew up high. It landed and destroyed the air strip.
"Dang IT!
Toad picked up the dirty cheese and ripped it into tiny pieces. Then he threw it in Corona Mountain.
"Ahhhh, problem solved."
Over in the field, Mario and Rick made a trade. A carrot for a piece of cheese. Mario sat down about ready to eat the cheese, but the cheese flew out of his hands and headed for the Mushroom Kingdom.
THE END
I know this story isn't very good. It's just based on a dream I had recently. I will post the next story very soon.
The Deadly Cheese
Mario was sitting down in a field of grass in Isle Delphino. The sun was out with just a few clouds. He had a basket of food with him. He took out the bread and knife. But, he couldn't find the cheese. He saw Rick hiding behind a tree eating the cheese.
"Give me that back you tiny mouse!"
Rick ran. Mario grabbed the cheese. Right before he put the cheese on the bread, it flew out of his hand. It flew to Delphino Plaza.
"Come back!"
The cheese landed in front of Toad. Toad took a bite, then he choked and died. Another Toad saw, and yelled around town screaming. He grabbed the cheese out of the dead Toad's mouth.
"This cheese killed my friend!" the Toad ran aroung yelling.
He ran to a Delphino and asked him to throw the cheese away.
"Why would I throw it away?"
The Delphino took a bite, and spit it out of his mouth. A Delphino was on a roof, then the cheese landed on him and knocked him off the building. He fell down and landed on a Delphino, killing them both. Toad was frightened. Then a running Delphino came and slipped on the dead bodies and fell down cracking his head open. The cheese flew to Pina Park.
"I gotta go get dat cheese before it causes any trouble," Toad thought.
He swam to Pina Park. When he got there, it was in ruins. The cheese was laying down in the middle of the park.
"The cheese must have hit a loose bolt on the roller coater, then the coaster fell and destroyed the park!"
Toad walked around to find dead Delphinos. He picked up the cheese. Then a bird flew and took the cheese and flew to the air strip. Toad took a boat and followed. He got to the air strip. The cheese was on the runway! Then a plane was headed for the runway!
"NO!" Toad ran for the cheese!
Too Late! The plane landed and slipped on the cheese. The plane flew up high. It landed and destroyed the air strip.
"Dang IT!
Toad picked up the dirty cheese and ripped it into tiny pieces. Then he threw it in Corona Mountain.
"Ahhhh, problem solved."
Over in the field, Mario and Rick made a trade. A carrot for a piece of cheese. Mario sat down about ready to eat the cheese, but the cheese flew out of his hands and headed for the Mushroom Kingdom.
THE END
I know this story isn't very good. It's just based on a dream I had recently. I will post the next story very soon.
