Here is the next story. Enjoy!

Mario's Pet In the Mushoom Kingdom, Mario was thinking about something. He was thinking about a pet. Mario got up, and went to the pet store. It was a small building with lots of cages of animals. It had five aisles of animals. The owner was a Goomba named Jedd. Mario walked in.

"Hi there, how may I help you?" Jedd asked.

"Yes, I'm looking for a pet. Preferably one that is quiet and behaves alot."

"I have just the animal!"

Jedd took Mario to one aisle full of bird cages. He gave Mario a bird.

"Thanks Jedd!"

Mario took the bird to his house.

"Now you behave...uh....SPANKY! That will be your name."

Mario got out some coffee to drink at his table. Spanky came down and drank it all.

"What did you do that for you idiot!" Mario yelled.

Spanky saw the window. He ran into it and died.

"How can birds be so idiotic?"

Mario threw the bird in the trash. He went back to the pet store.

"Welcome back Mario, coming for another pet?" Jedd asked.

"My pet died and I want a new one."

Jedd gave Mario a rabbit. So, Mario went home and put the rabbit in his yard. Mario needed to cut the grass. He got out his lawn mower. He was pushing along whistling. EEEERRRRRRR!! Mario ran over something.

"Sigh, well, back to the pet shop."

Jedd was waiting for Mario.

"I'm asuming you're here because you need a new pet."

"Yes, the rabbit was too small and I ran over it with a lawn mower!"

"Ah, try this pet Mario." Jedd gave Mario a giant spider.

Mario was walking to his home on the sidewalk. The spider jumped out of his hands, and landed on the sidewalk. Mario stepped on it. CRUNCH!

"Shoot!"

Again, Mario went to Jedd's store.

"Ahh Mario we..."

"I'm not buying any more pets from you! You need to get better ones!"

Mario was walking home mad. All of his pets were killed.

"Ahh well. I wonder if Starfire would go on a date with me?"

Well, looks like Mario has other plans.

THE END