A/N: Songfic based on "Country Grammar" by Nelly from the CD of the same
title (which I don't even own in real life). This idea came into my head
just this afternoon and it wouldn't go away. I'll explain all the things I
mention at the end, I promise. Standard Apology to everything I mention.
Twintry Grammer
By Kitsune-Chan (VIII)
RIDIN'!...
Ooooooooh...
(Chorus)
We goin' Down Town Baby, Upstreet in our E-X-T
Boom Boom Baby, 'cocked back, ready to let it go
Shimmy shimmy see our Caddy, listen to it prowl
Light it up and take it (One!) pass it to me now
(Repeats)
Mmmmm, well you can find us, in Central City rollin' on dubs
Smokin' out thugs in clubs, blowing up like Coco Puffs
Jus' sippin' Bud, gettin' mobbed and getting' love
Fever-girl fans in white thangs an' shoulder hugs
And it's all because, 'cumulated 'nuff code
Jus' to navigate here, dreads perfect shades polished
Cars candy-painted an' fangirls faintin' we're so entertainin'
Wild ain't it? How we and fire end up hangin'
We hang with Hades so feel us when we bring it
Sing it loud! We deadly and we proud!
(Go) fly a mile to the cause, we're ethereal, above the law
Playah, our style's raw, born to raise hell like T-'un-million y'all
Forget fame forget the glamour
Give us gats with platinum hammers
Our manners proper royalty, slicin' blade an' fightin' rage
So 'lectronic it's ironic we slicin' fools like 'Baké Ninjas y'all
Bad-a$$-assassins till the day we die
We got more coppertops then any Agent y'all
(chorus)
Who says ghostly guys all have just mild times
We get into Loud times, OK Corral times
Foul times, run in a crowd and drive 'em wild times
How times? Ask us again and it's going down times
Now man, drive to the freeway and watch us POW man
Proud man, see what 'chu be gettin' when we're around man
Frown man, talkin' smack when we leave town man
Say now, can you Suits come out to play now
Hey now, we're ready to cut 'chall up every day now
We play by, no rules and we 'goin stay high
May ah, we better then any AI
We say hi, to all our fans a-waitin' till Novembah'
From St. Louis to Memphis
From Texas back up to Indiana, Chi-Town
K.C. Motown to Alabama
L-A, New York Yankee fangirls to Hot 'Lanta
'Ouisiana, all the fans swoonin' over us panting
An' smokin' hot chicks down in Savannah
Like heat flowing through Arizonah
(Chorus)
Let's show these Vamps how to slash those milli-ons
So you humans stop acting silly mon
One's quicker then Two wit' killing mon
You talking "really?" boy you need it mon
Moves flow freely mon, 'specially 'ttacking Rebels mon
Keys to the world mon, mountains down to the sea we 'hon
Oh see us mon, we innit deeper then Anderson mon
Through Central City going from Uptown to Downtown
With nice 'Xiles, shy 'Xiles who snatch 'yo life
Trife 'Xiles, greedy ones who pay by night
Iced 'Xiles, all close to never sober
From broke to lootin' brokers, our lifestyle's range up and over
Now we slicin' like Inu Yasha now - (One) Let me hear y'all, (Two) Let me
hear y'all!
Trinity, Niobee, 'Sephone, where you at now??
So shake it now, we got 'nuff ammo to blow ya 'way now
We got it now, Caddy-lack, AK-47s, and C14s now
But still gettin' how, ooh, them Fukumi twins now!
And see it now; through our moves we meeting ends now
(Chorus)
A/N: T-One Million: Giant Terminator monster in T2: 3D; 'Baké Ninjas: Obake
means ghosts/monsters; Suits: Agents; Novembah: "Revolutions" comes out on
11/5; Vamps: Vampire exiles; Anderson: Neo; 'Xiles: Exiles; Inu Yasha: half
dog-demon who wields a giant, magical sword; Fukumi twins: Fuk'mii and
Fuk'yuu from "Goldmember"
title (which I don't even own in real life). This idea came into my head
just this afternoon and it wouldn't go away. I'll explain all the things I
mention at the end, I promise. Standard Apology to everything I mention.
Twintry Grammer
By Kitsune-Chan (VIII)
RIDIN'!...
Ooooooooh...
(Chorus)
We goin' Down Town Baby, Upstreet in our E-X-T
Boom Boom Baby, 'cocked back, ready to let it go
Shimmy shimmy see our Caddy, listen to it prowl
Light it up and take it (One!) pass it to me now
(Repeats)
Mmmmm, well you can find us, in Central City rollin' on dubs
Smokin' out thugs in clubs, blowing up like Coco Puffs
Jus' sippin' Bud, gettin' mobbed and getting' love
Fever-girl fans in white thangs an' shoulder hugs
And it's all because, 'cumulated 'nuff code
Jus' to navigate here, dreads perfect shades polished
Cars candy-painted an' fangirls faintin' we're so entertainin'
Wild ain't it? How we and fire end up hangin'
We hang with Hades so feel us when we bring it
Sing it loud! We deadly and we proud!
(Go) fly a mile to the cause, we're ethereal, above the law
Playah, our style's raw, born to raise hell like T-'un-million y'all
Forget fame forget the glamour
Give us gats with platinum hammers
Our manners proper royalty, slicin' blade an' fightin' rage
So 'lectronic it's ironic we slicin' fools like 'Baké Ninjas y'all
Bad-a$$-assassins till the day we die
We got more coppertops then any Agent y'all
(chorus)
Who says ghostly guys all have just mild times
We get into Loud times, OK Corral times
Foul times, run in a crowd and drive 'em wild times
How times? Ask us again and it's going down times
Now man, drive to the freeway and watch us POW man
Proud man, see what 'chu be gettin' when we're around man
Frown man, talkin' smack when we leave town man
Say now, can you Suits come out to play now
Hey now, we're ready to cut 'chall up every day now
We play by, no rules and we 'goin stay high
May ah, we better then any AI
We say hi, to all our fans a-waitin' till Novembah'
From St. Louis to Memphis
From Texas back up to Indiana, Chi-Town
K.C. Motown to Alabama
L-A, New York Yankee fangirls to Hot 'Lanta
'Ouisiana, all the fans swoonin' over us panting
An' smokin' hot chicks down in Savannah
Like heat flowing through Arizonah
(Chorus)
Let's show these Vamps how to slash those milli-ons
So you humans stop acting silly mon
One's quicker then Two wit' killing mon
You talking "really?" boy you need it mon
Moves flow freely mon, 'specially 'ttacking Rebels mon
Keys to the world mon, mountains down to the sea we 'hon
Oh see us mon, we innit deeper then Anderson mon
Through Central City going from Uptown to Downtown
With nice 'Xiles, shy 'Xiles who snatch 'yo life
Trife 'Xiles, greedy ones who pay by night
Iced 'Xiles, all close to never sober
From broke to lootin' brokers, our lifestyle's range up and over
Now we slicin' like Inu Yasha now - (One) Let me hear y'all, (Two) Let me
hear y'all!
Trinity, Niobee, 'Sephone, where you at now??
So shake it now, we got 'nuff ammo to blow ya 'way now
We got it now, Caddy-lack, AK-47s, and C14s now
But still gettin' how, ooh, them Fukumi twins now!
And see it now; through our moves we meeting ends now
(Chorus)
A/N: T-One Million: Giant Terminator monster in T2: 3D; 'Baké Ninjas: Obake
means ghosts/monsters; Suits: Agents; Novembah: "Revolutions" comes out on
11/5; Vamps: Vampire exiles; Anderson: Neo; 'Xiles: Exiles; Inu Yasha: half
dog-demon who wields a giant, magical sword; Fukumi twins: Fuk'mii and
Fuk'yuu from "Goldmember"
