'Clank!'

"Owww!" screeched Donald, as he was rudely awoken from his sleep. He and Tinker Bell had unconsciously drifted into a deep slumber, on the night of the birthday celebrations.

Rubbing his head, Donald looked around for the object that had hit him. On the floor rolled an uncapped glass milk bottle. He picked it up. There was something etched upon it, so to take a clearer look, Donald rubbed it.

A puff of smoke poured out from the mouth of the bottle, and out appeared a familiar figure. "Jafar!" shrieked Donald in surprise, waking up Tinker Bell in the process.

After calming down, Donald asked, "Aren't genies supposed to be in lamps?"

"Well, yes," grumbled Jafar, "but since you, that boy and that dog destroyed my precious lamp, I've been demoted to a milk bottle."

'Heh, heh, so how many wishes do I get?" questioned Donald.

"The usual, three wishes. Make them quick so I can go back to sleep," snapped Jafar.

"Okay, first wish," muttered Donald thoughtfully, "turn me into the type of duck that Daisy would crave for."

'Kaboom!' Donald stood two feet taller, dressed in a gold gilded outfit. He had a slight moustache and looked very impressive. "Thank you," he spoke but it was a voice he hardly recognized. "You're a genius Jafar," complimented Donald.

"I like to think so too," bragged Jafar.

"Okay Tinker Bell," urged Donald. "You make a wish too."

"I want to be the type of person, that Peter would want," requested Tinker Bell.

And she was transformed into a beautiful girl, who emitted a radiant glow. "Wow," gasped Donald. "You look amazing."

"I know," said Tinker Bell. Her voice surprised Donald. "And I can finally talk too!"

"Third wish!" demanded Jafar.

"Not now," answered Donald. "We'll save you till later."

Scowling, Jafar disappeared into the bottle.

"Time for some revenge," giggled Tinker Bell. Donald looked at her, puzzled. "Well," she explained, "I don't care about Peter anymore, after all the pain he's put me through." Donald nodded in agreement.

"You're right. Let's get them back."

So Tinker Bell borrowed Donald's gummi ship, bid him goodbye, and flew back to Neverland. Donald strutted back to the palace, after seeing her off.

"Hi," cooed a voice. "What's your name?" Donald looked up and saw a lovestruck Daisy batting her eyelashes. She could not recognize him at all.

"My name is John," he stumbled as he came up with the first name he could think of. "Prince John."

"Would you like a tour around the grounds?" she asked, practically begging. Donald/ John shook his head, politely excused himself and ambled off. 'Here's a taste of your own medicine,' smiled Donald, as he heard Daisy sighing in the background.

Meanwhile, Tinker Bell was faring similarly. She had arrived at Neverland, and when Peter first saw her, he acted strangely. He tried charming her, making her laugh, flattering her, but Tinker Bell (she called herself Miranda) stuck her head up high and tried to take no notice of him. Instead, to infuriate him, she grilled him with questions about Captain Hook and expressed her admiration for the Captain, who had escaped death from the ticking crocodile once again. Yet Peter was still infatuated with her, and this left Wendy quite mad.

This fooling continued for months. Donald and Tinker Bell enjoyed it immensely, while Daisy and Peter slowly became more heartbroken, due to their failed attempts of wooing their dream partners.

But Donald and Tinker Bell both had a conscience. They eventually met up at the same place in the garden, and made an ultimatum to end their fun. Taking out the bottle from his pocket, Donald rubbed it hard.

Jafar appeared, and Donald commanded," Turn us back to the way we were."

"Such fickle minds," Jafar tutted, but in an instant they were back to their old ways, Donald with his blue magician suit and usual swagger, and Tinker Bell as tiny as ever.

But even though Donald and Tinker Bell were back to normal, Daisy and Peter were not. Overwhelmed by rejection, the two found themselves going to extreme lengths to attain the ones they loved, oblivious to the fact that Prince John and Miranda were there no longer. Daisy enrolled herself in Jane Porter's etiquette class, and Peter found himself flying off to the Mystical House. Another adventure was about to unfold.

But to finish off Donald and Tinker Bell's tale, they lived happily ever after. They made millions by co - writing the award winning book, 'Ways of Finding Love,' of which both Peter and Daisy bought a copy. Although Donald and Tinker Bell never found romantic love, they found a friendship love that could not be severed. They are great friends, along with Jane Porter and the Fairy Godmother (Tinker Bell has forgiven her.)

Moral: Having a conscience and a pure heart can lead to great things. That'll teach Daisy and Peter a thing or two.

THE END