Chapter two- as if my day wasn't bad enough

Disclaimer: don't own inu-yasha

Author's notes: judging by the chapter title, you just know something warm and tingly is going to happen! ^_^ And I owe this story idea to Tears of Amethyst, she gave me the story idea! And I'm getting great ideas for this fic, so the first few chapters may be a little boring, but it will be worth it I promise!

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Inu-yasha stared openly at Kagome and Sango. Miroku was grinning his perverted grin, "look on the bright side Inu-yasha."

"What bright side?"

"The girls can't fight back," Miroku grinned and nudged Inu-yasha, who had a huge vain popping on his forehead and ticking eyebrows.

"Miroku?" He asked calmly, dangerously calm, "remember a few days ago when I said that you couldn't get even more perverted?'

"How could I forget?" Miroku said, recalling what he'd been doing to Sango.

"I take it back, you are beyond perverted now, you child molester," Inu- yasha pushed Miroku, fully clothed, into the spring. Miroku surfaced and gasped and stared at the retreating back of inu-yasha, the two girls tucked under one arm.
"Hey I want to carry Sango, let me carry Sango Inu-yasha!" Miroku yelled after him, Inu-yasha responded by giving him a death glare.

"I wouldn't even trust you with Sango, perv!"

Shippou sat watching the scene while he ate an apple. He watched Miroku grumble some inaudible things. After a few minutes Miroku moaned softly and Shippou dropped his apple in alarm/surprise.

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"What did I do to deserve this damn it."

Kagome and Sango looked up at the aggravated hanyou. They both broke into grins and looked at each other, Kagome nodded to Sango, and Sango nodded to Kagome.

Inu-yasha, having noticed the little nodding the two kids had been doing stopped walking, "what are you planning? Don't mess with my brain, wenches."

The two little girls just smiled little smiles and wiggled free of his grasp. The hanyou looked at them confused and just as he was about to pick them up, they squealed, making his ears flatten to his head.

The little Kagome looked up with big eyes and nodded to Sango, "who are you? Why are you here? Why are you growling? Why do you look funny? Why are you wearing all red?"

Sango broke in, "what are you going to do? Where are were going? Why are we going there? Why is your eyebrow twitching? Why are you clenching your fists? Are those fangs real? Why are you looking at me like that?

Kagome's turn, "are those ears real? Why's your hair white? Are you old? Are you older then my grandpa? Where is my grandpa? What's with that look? Why are you hitting yourself? What are you doing now? How 'bout now? Now? Now? Now?"

"SHUT UP!" Inu-yasha yelled and the two girls whimpered.

A little boys voice spoke up behind Inu-yasha, "now really funny looking man, is that any way to treat a lady?"

"Inu-yasha!" Inu-yasha turned to see Shippou running forward, dragging a little boy with a pony tail on the nape of his neck.

"Oh no..." Inu-yasha moaned as he rubbed his head, "as if my dad isn't bad enough, what the hell happened Shippou?"

"I don't know, I was eating an apple up in a tree when Sango and Kagome turned little and then after you left Miroku changed too!"

"This really sucks!"

"Oi! Dog turd, where the hell is my woman?"

Inu-yasha moaned loudly, "no not you!"

"Well don't I feel loved!" Kouga said as he stepped out from behind a tree and stared curiously at the three kids, he eyed the hanyou, then the children again, "what the hell did you do, one of those kids smell like...KAGOME! What the hell did you do dog turd!?"

"I didn't do anything wimpy wolf! I just found them like this!"

The four little children (four if you count Shippou) stared in wide-eyed fascination as Inu-yasha picked Kouga up and threw him in the direction Shippou had just come from.

"Stupid wolf," Inu-yasha scowled and scooped up all four kids in one swoop, "Shippou, I take back what I just said, my life couldn't possibly get any worse."

Shippou shook his head violently, "don't say that Inu-yasha, it can always be worse!"

"how?"

"Naraku, or your brother, or Kagura and Kanna, or Kikyo could be here, or worse," Shippou gasped, "it could rain."

"I guess your right, let's hurry and get to Kaede's hut before it does rain!"