Chapter five- the last straw for Kagura
Disclaimer: don't own inu-yasha
Author's notes: Riinuka owns this story idea, she's my inspiration for this fic, only with my own little twist ^_^
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"KAGURA!"
"What? I'm right here! You don't need to scream! Sheesh, what is it that you want know," Kagura said to Naraku, who was still screaming at her after hours of yelling useless things about how children are bad.
"You are going to shoot another arrow, and I'm coming with you too make sure you don't fuck up again, got it?" Naraku snarled as he started to leave the castle, when Kagura didn't move he turned around and stamped his foot on the stone floor, his hands on his hips, making the baboon pelt look even more deformed, "Ahem, Kagura, I meant right now."
Kagura rolled her eyes, sighed deeply, and walked towards Naraku, as they set out towards the spring, "So, since I wasted the spell, how are we going to shoot inu-yasha?"
Naraku cringed and shot evil bloody daggers at Kagura, "NEVER SAY THAT NAME! NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER! That evil hanyou has scarred me for life, you know that? He ruined my baboon pelt, annoyed me to no end, and he found a jewel shard that I should have found because it was right under my nose!"
"Don't forget about giving you poison ivy, oh yeah and the fact that he overcame your spell because he was shot by the woman you love and keep captive in this castle, even though it's easy for her to escape."
"What do you mean?"
"Kikyo snuck out about three hours ago, didn't you notice?"
"NO! I hate my life," Naraku rubbed his head miserably.
"And everyone hates you."
"What?"
"Well you've basically pissed off everyone you know. Me and Kanna because you stole our life, Kikyo for killing her and tricking her, Kouga for tricking him, the demon exterminator for stealing her brother, the monk for giving him the air rip, um...the fox because he's an impressionable child you'll hate anyone everyone else hates, that wench who has very bad taste in clothing because...you stole the hanyou from her, the hanyou because you tricked him into hating Kikyo, turned him into a child, Sessho-maru for kidnapping the brat Rin that one time, Rin...because you stole her from Sesshomaru, that weird neko demon because she can, Oh and don't forget me! Oh wait I already said me, BECAUSE YOURE MAKING ME DO THINGS I DON'T WANT TO DO!"
Naraku returned his gaze to Kagura after looking at the sky for a while, "Kagura, where was the hot spring that you dumped our spell into?"
"WHAT YOU HAVENT EVEN BEEN LISTENING TO ME!"
"Nope."
"I really hate you right now."
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"Shippou, watch the runts, I'll be right back."
"Where are you going?"
"Out. I heard someone outside," inu-yasha grunted as he left the hut, his head was throbbing from all the screaming and poking he'd received from the children, "I have a new respect to anyone who has to put up with that twenty four seven."
Inu-yasha walked around aimlessly, not really knowing where to go and not really caring, all he wanted to do was clear his mind. He found himself walking towards the hot springs, he sighed, he might as well take a bath to calm his nerves.
As he approached the spring, the scent of Kouga tingled his nose, he snarled, "why the hell is he still here?"
He walked, following the scent until he came upon a little boy with long hair, shockingly blue eyes, and a wolf tail, "ah shit."
The little boy looked up at him and scowled, "who the hell are you, punk? Get out of my way."
The little wolf youkai threw a blind punch and Inu-yasha picked him up by the tail, "You're the one who should talk, are you Kouga?" Inu-yasha dreaded the answer.
"And what if I am, I'm not telling a dog turd like you," Kouga folded his skinny little arms across his chest and stuck his tongue out at inu-yasha, who in turn, growled.
"Well aren't you a charmer," Inu-yasha mumbled, "Alright, you're coming with me Kouga."
"Why should I?"
"Because you have no choice."
"Why?"
"Because I have your tail dumb ass."
"Why?"
"Because I'm holding you."
"Why?"
"Because you're pissing me off."
"Why?"
"Because you're opening your fucking mouth, now shut up."
"Why?"
"Your opening your mouth because you don't understand that I can seriously hurt you or kill you," Inu-yasha snarled and held his claws up to Kouga's neck, "But I'm not going to because Kagome would never forgive me, got it?"
Kouga's blue eyes lit up, "who is this Kagome of which you speak?"
"Sorry buddy she's taken," Inu-yasha growled as he began to walk back towards the hut with an annoying wolf youkai.
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"BHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *gasp* HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *wheeze* HAA HA HAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HHAAA HAA *gasp* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *out of breath*" Naraku collapsed from lack of air again and lay huddled in a little ball near the hot spring. Kagura sighed and felt like kicking him.
"Naraku, you're a dumb ass," Kagura sighed and looked around, "and he didn't even give me an arrow."
An arrow suddenly appeared at her feet and Kagura looked down to see a little girl with long sweeping hair falling neatly at her waist, she had Miko robes slipping down her slender figure and she had arrows and a bow that were way to big for her, she looked up at Kagura and scowled.
"What's this, you're giving me an arrow, Kikyo?" Kagura didn't act at all surprised to see the Miko, she'd known exactly who'd fallen into the spring, but only six so far, "I guess my prediction was off."
Kagura sighed, then got an idea, she whistled and did a back kick, knocking Naraku into the water, "Opps, I guess I was right, huh?"
Naraku surfaced and stared in shock at Kagura, "what happened where's the fire?"
"No fire, and you rolled into the spring, Monkey boy," Kagura scoffed as she walked away, "good luck finding a cure, I'll be at the castle awaiting you."
The mini Naraku climbed out of the spring holding his baboon pelt to his body and running towards the village, Kikyo followed him.
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Another knock at the door, Inu-yasha threw Kouga into the playpen and walked to the door, smelling as he went. He froze up, outside was the smell of Kikyo and Naraku.
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AN: poor poor inu-chan, having to handle all those children
Disclaimer: don't own inu-yasha
Author's notes: Riinuka owns this story idea, she's my inspiration for this fic, only with my own little twist ^_^
~*~
"KAGURA!"
"What? I'm right here! You don't need to scream! Sheesh, what is it that you want know," Kagura said to Naraku, who was still screaming at her after hours of yelling useless things about how children are bad.
"You are going to shoot another arrow, and I'm coming with you too make sure you don't fuck up again, got it?" Naraku snarled as he started to leave the castle, when Kagura didn't move he turned around and stamped his foot on the stone floor, his hands on his hips, making the baboon pelt look even more deformed, "Ahem, Kagura, I meant right now."
Kagura rolled her eyes, sighed deeply, and walked towards Naraku, as they set out towards the spring, "So, since I wasted the spell, how are we going to shoot inu-yasha?"
Naraku cringed and shot evil bloody daggers at Kagura, "NEVER SAY THAT NAME! NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER! That evil hanyou has scarred me for life, you know that? He ruined my baboon pelt, annoyed me to no end, and he found a jewel shard that I should have found because it was right under my nose!"
"Don't forget about giving you poison ivy, oh yeah and the fact that he overcame your spell because he was shot by the woman you love and keep captive in this castle, even though it's easy for her to escape."
"What do you mean?"
"Kikyo snuck out about three hours ago, didn't you notice?"
"NO! I hate my life," Naraku rubbed his head miserably.
"And everyone hates you."
"What?"
"Well you've basically pissed off everyone you know. Me and Kanna because you stole our life, Kikyo for killing her and tricking her, Kouga for tricking him, the demon exterminator for stealing her brother, the monk for giving him the air rip, um...the fox because he's an impressionable child you'll hate anyone everyone else hates, that wench who has very bad taste in clothing because...you stole the hanyou from her, the hanyou because you tricked him into hating Kikyo, turned him into a child, Sessho-maru for kidnapping the brat Rin that one time, Rin...because you stole her from Sesshomaru, that weird neko demon because she can, Oh and don't forget me! Oh wait I already said me, BECAUSE YOURE MAKING ME DO THINGS I DON'T WANT TO DO!"
Naraku returned his gaze to Kagura after looking at the sky for a while, "Kagura, where was the hot spring that you dumped our spell into?"
"WHAT YOU HAVENT EVEN BEEN LISTENING TO ME!"
"Nope."
"I really hate you right now."
~*~
"Shippou, watch the runts, I'll be right back."
"Where are you going?"
"Out. I heard someone outside," inu-yasha grunted as he left the hut, his head was throbbing from all the screaming and poking he'd received from the children, "I have a new respect to anyone who has to put up with that twenty four seven."
Inu-yasha walked around aimlessly, not really knowing where to go and not really caring, all he wanted to do was clear his mind. He found himself walking towards the hot springs, he sighed, he might as well take a bath to calm his nerves.
As he approached the spring, the scent of Kouga tingled his nose, he snarled, "why the hell is he still here?"
He walked, following the scent until he came upon a little boy with long hair, shockingly blue eyes, and a wolf tail, "ah shit."
The little boy looked up at him and scowled, "who the hell are you, punk? Get out of my way."
The little wolf youkai threw a blind punch and Inu-yasha picked him up by the tail, "You're the one who should talk, are you Kouga?" Inu-yasha dreaded the answer.
"And what if I am, I'm not telling a dog turd like you," Kouga folded his skinny little arms across his chest and stuck his tongue out at inu-yasha, who in turn, growled.
"Well aren't you a charmer," Inu-yasha mumbled, "Alright, you're coming with me Kouga."
"Why should I?"
"Because you have no choice."
"Why?"
"Because I have your tail dumb ass."
"Why?"
"Because I'm holding you."
"Why?"
"Because you're pissing me off."
"Why?"
"Because you're opening your fucking mouth, now shut up."
"Why?"
"Your opening your mouth because you don't understand that I can seriously hurt you or kill you," Inu-yasha snarled and held his claws up to Kouga's neck, "But I'm not going to because Kagome would never forgive me, got it?"
Kouga's blue eyes lit up, "who is this Kagome of which you speak?"
"Sorry buddy she's taken," Inu-yasha growled as he began to walk back towards the hut with an annoying wolf youkai.
~*~
"BHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *gasp* HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *wheeze* HAA HA HAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HHAAA HAA *gasp* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *out of breath*" Naraku collapsed from lack of air again and lay huddled in a little ball near the hot spring. Kagura sighed and felt like kicking him.
"Naraku, you're a dumb ass," Kagura sighed and looked around, "and he didn't even give me an arrow."
An arrow suddenly appeared at her feet and Kagura looked down to see a little girl with long sweeping hair falling neatly at her waist, she had Miko robes slipping down her slender figure and she had arrows and a bow that were way to big for her, she looked up at Kagura and scowled.
"What's this, you're giving me an arrow, Kikyo?" Kagura didn't act at all surprised to see the Miko, she'd known exactly who'd fallen into the spring, but only six so far, "I guess my prediction was off."
Kagura sighed, then got an idea, she whistled and did a back kick, knocking Naraku into the water, "Opps, I guess I was right, huh?"
Naraku surfaced and stared in shock at Kagura, "what happened where's the fire?"
"No fire, and you rolled into the spring, Monkey boy," Kagura scoffed as she walked away, "good luck finding a cure, I'll be at the castle awaiting you."
The mini Naraku climbed out of the spring holding his baboon pelt to his body and running towards the village, Kikyo followed him.
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Another knock at the door, Inu-yasha threw Kouga into the playpen and walked to the door, smelling as he went. He froze up, outside was the smell of Kikyo and Naraku.
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AN: poor poor inu-chan, having to handle all those children
