Chapter six- welcome to Inu-yasha's daycare, population: way too much!
Disclaimer: don't own inu-yasha
Author's notes: poor inu-yasha...I feel his pain, everything the kids say/do I have personally experienced therefore, this chapter is dedicated to my inspiration: Amy, Charlie, Hannah, and Laura, the kids I have to baby sit and have given me a glimpse of hell.
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Inu-yasha stared openly at the two kids, one with Miko robes and one with a stained baboon pelt.
"Excuse me...um...sir, may you be so kind as to let us stay in this hut for the time being for we have no idea where we are," the girl, Kikyo said giving Inu-yasha puppy dog eyes (no pun intended) she whimpered slightly but Inu-yasha was unmoved.
"Oi, punk, let us in before I personally kick your ass," the mini Naraku scoffed. He walked up to Inu-yasha and started kicking his shins. Inu-yasha was still staring at Kikyo and didn't feel a thing (Naraku isn't the greatest fighter as a kid now is he?)
Inu-yasha moved aside and allowed the two children to come in; when Shippou saw the kids come in he dropped the bowl of soup Kaede had fixed him, "Inu- yasha what are you doing?"
"Shut up Shippou," Inu-yasha sighed, "how the hell did I get myself into this mess."
"By being a conditional dumb ass that's how," Naraku stuck his nose up in the air and walked towards the playpen, tripping over his own feet and falling flat on his face in the process, "GOD DAMN IT!"
Shippou dropped a rock on Naraku's head and knocked him out, "such language, how old is he."
Kikyo smiled as she scooted over towards Inu-yasha ever so slightly, "he's four, I'm the tender age of three and a half," she said as she batted her eyelashes at Inu-yasha.
Kagome hoped out of the playpen and faced Kikyo, "Back off, Inu-Chan's mine!"
"no, he's mine," Kikyo said as she grabbed a sleeve of his kimono.
"MINE!" Kagome said as she grabbed the other sleeve of the kimono.
"MINE!"
"MINE!"
"MINE!!"
"MINE MINE MINE MINE!"
"MINE!"
The two girls glared at each other as the tugged on Inu-yasha who stood there helplessly, "MINE!" they both screamed in unison.
Kaede entered and raised an eyebrow before chuckling, "Inu-yasha you dog you," she said as she passed some bowls of soup to Miroku, Sesshomaru, Sango, and Rin, who sat in the playpen happily.
Kaede looked at Naraku who sat in a corner under his baboon pelt, she looked at Inu-yasha, and saw that he was busy when the two girls were pulling on his kimono keenly. Inu-yasha looked to have the face of someone who'd just gone through hell and was currently still getting over the traumatizing experience.
Kouga and Shippou played checkers happily. Kagome had taught Shippou how to play the game and was now teaching it to the wolf. His blue eyes bored into Shippou's as if reading his mind for his next move and his tail twitched dangerously. A sudden scream made them both look up as Kagome and Kikyo started screaming over Inu-yasha.
While the two weren't paying attention Naraku snuck over, ate two pieces of Kouga's and snuck back to his corner, "hehehhe now they'll betray each other and *choke*"
Everyone turned their attention to Naraku now who started choking. Kaede raised an eyebrow at Inu-yasha as if asking 'should we?'
Inu-yasha sighed, "I'll live to regret it but what the hell," he walked over to Naraku and punched him hard in the stomach. The two checker pieces came flying out of his mouth and hit Kouga square in the eye. Kouga screamed and started running around in circles, his tail and hair waving out making him to appear as a giant brown and black streak.
Everyone stared at Kouga as he smashed himself into a wall and lay unconscious.
Sesshomaru looked at Rin and Rin nodded as if Sesshomaru said something (which he probably did), Shippou looked at the checker board sadly, Miroku tried to grope Sango while she was distracted, But Sango got up and volunteered to play with Shippou, Miroku sat back down a pouted, Naraku had swirely eyes from Inu-yasha punch and Kikyo and Kagome returned to there fight over Inu-yasha.
Kaede walked over to her younger sister and pried her off Inu-yasha and carried her to the kitchen, "come sister Kikyo, you can help me make more soup."
"BUT I WANNA PLAY WITH INUYASHA-SAN!"
Kagome grinned happily and glomped Inu-yasha, "YAY I win!"
Inu-yasha patted the little girls head and stood waiting for the moment when she'd release him and he could go screaming into the woods about the injustice.
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AN: everything that just happened in that fic happened to me. I had to babysit a girl name Amy who loved screwing around with the games so she'd win, Charlie ran around once and slammed into a clothes line where clothing was air drying and she knocked herself out, Hannah and Amy fought over who was going to marry my older brother when he came to pick me up from my babysitting job. Laura has an imaginary friend who she talks to constantly even though no one's there (A.K.A. Rin talking to Sesshomaru)
JA NE! ~*~*~*~*~*~
Disclaimer: don't own inu-yasha
Author's notes: poor inu-yasha...I feel his pain, everything the kids say/do I have personally experienced therefore, this chapter is dedicated to my inspiration: Amy, Charlie, Hannah, and Laura, the kids I have to baby sit and have given me a glimpse of hell.
~*~
Inu-yasha stared openly at the two kids, one with Miko robes and one with a stained baboon pelt.
"Excuse me...um...sir, may you be so kind as to let us stay in this hut for the time being for we have no idea where we are," the girl, Kikyo said giving Inu-yasha puppy dog eyes (no pun intended) she whimpered slightly but Inu-yasha was unmoved.
"Oi, punk, let us in before I personally kick your ass," the mini Naraku scoffed. He walked up to Inu-yasha and started kicking his shins. Inu-yasha was still staring at Kikyo and didn't feel a thing (Naraku isn't the greatest fighter as a kid now is he?)
Inu-yasha moved aside and allowed the two children to come in; when Shippou saw the kids come in he dropped the bowl of soup Kaede had fixed him, "Inu- yasha what are you doing?"
"Shut up Shippou," Inu-yasha sighed, "how the hell did I get myself into this mess."
"By being a conditional dumb ass that's how," Naraku stuck his nose up in the air and walked towards the playpen, tripping over his own feet and falling flat on his face in the process, "GOD DAMN IT!"
Shippou dropped a rock on Naraku's head and knocked him out, "such language, how old is he."
Kikyo smiled as she scooted over towards Inu-yasha ever so slightly, "he's four, I'm the tender age of three and a half," she said as she batted her eyelashes at Inu-yasha.
Kagome hoped out of the playpen and faced Kikyo, "Back off, Inu-Chan's mine!"
"no, he's mine," Kikyo said as she grabbed a sleeve of his kimono.
"MINE!" Kagome said as she grabbed the other sleeve of the kimono.
"MINE!"
"MINE!"
"MINE!!"
"MINE MINE MINE MINE!"
"MINE!"
The two girls glared at each other as the tugged on Inu-yasha who stood there helplessly, "MINE!" they both screamed in unison.
Kaede entered and raised an eyebrow before chuckling, "Inu-yasha you dog you," she said as she passed some bowls of soup to Miroku, Sesshomaru, Sango, and Rin, who sat in the playpen happily.
Kaede looked at Naraku who sat in a corner under his baboon pelt, she looked at Inu-yasha, and saw that he was busy when the two girls were pulling on his kimono keenly. Inu-yasha looked to have the face of someone who'd just gone through hell and was currently still getting over the traumatizing experience.
Kouga and Shippou played checkers happily. Kagome had taught Shippou how to play the game and was now teaching it to the wolf. His blue eyes bored into Shippou's as if reading his mind for his next move and his tail twitched dangerously. A sudden scream made them both look up as Kagome and Kikyo started screaming over Inu-yasha.
While the two weren't paying attention Naraku snuck over, ate two pieces of Kouga's and snuck back to his corner, "hehehhe now they'll betray each other and *choke*"
Everyone turned their attention to Naraku now who started choking. Kaede raised an eyebrow at Inu-yasha as if asking 'should we?'
Inu-yasha sighed, "I'll live to regret it but what the hell," he walked over to Naraku and punched him hard in the stomach. The two checker pieces came flying out of his mouth and hit Kouga square in the eye. Kouga screamed and started running around in circles, his tail and hair waving out making him to appear as a giant brown and black streak.
Everyone stared at Kouga as he smashed himself into a wall and lay unconscious.
Sesshomaru looked at Rin and Rin nodded as if Sesshomaru said something (which he probably did), Shippou looked at the checker board sadly, Miroku tried to grope Sango while she was distracted, But Sango got up and volunteered to play with Shippou, Miroku sat back down a pouted, Naraku had swirely eyes from Inu-yasha punch and Kikyo and Kagome returned to there fight over Inu-yasha.
Kaede walked over to her younger sister and pried her off Inu-yasha and carried her to the kitchen, "come sister Kikyo, you can help me make more soup."
"BUT I WANNA PLAY WITH INUYASHA-SAN!"
Kagome grinned happily and glomped Inu-yasha, "YAY I win!"
Inu-yasha patted the little girls head and stood waiting for the moment when she'd release him and he could go screaming into the woods about the injustice.
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AN: everything that just happened in that fic happened to me. I had to babysit a girl name Amy who loved screwing around with the games so she'd win, Charlie ran around once and slammed into a clothes line where clothing was air drying and she knocked herself out, Hannah and Amy fought over who was going to marry my older brother when he came to pick me up from my babysitting job. Laura has an imaginary friend who she talks to constantly even though no one's there (A.K.A. Rin talking to Sesshomaru)
JA NE! ~*~*~*~*~*~
