Chapter seven-Kouga's icky girl
Disclaimer: I don't own inu-yasha
Author's notes: I got a review saying that I had a bunch of typos in my story, IM SO SORRY! And also that half the time you couldn't understand what I'm saying, Gomen! I'm just a little rusty on the whole fanfic writing thingy...Talley ho! *Ahem* everyone will have to get over the fact that I have a lot of typos, considering English is my second language. Thank you. Oh and I also got a review asking if I meant to say childish, now I wasn't sure if that was a joke or not, but if you're confused I suggest that you read the fanfic before this one, you'd understand then. All right on to the ficcy!
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Half an hour later and Inu-yasha is still waiting for Kagome to let go off him, luckily he wasn't hungry or anything, "Inu-Chan is mine!"
Major sweat dropping on Inu-yasha's part. That's when Kouga decided that he wanted to wake up, and the first thing he saw was.
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA," Kouga screamed as he looked up and saw Kaede. Everyone jumped in alarm and looked at the wolf youkai who was running around in no particular pattern and destroying objects by chucking them at the old woman.
Kaede acted as if this happened everyday and merely dodged the objects that Kouga was throwing blindly. She cleared her throat, looked at Inu-yasha, and pointed, eyebrow raised.
Inu-yasha sighed and walked over to Kouga with Kagome clutching his leg protectively, "Inu-Chan is mine."
"Would you stop calling me that?" Inu-yasha growled as he picked up the wolf youkai by the tail, "Mind telling me why you're making an ass out of yourself."
Kouga huffed and turned away from Inu-yasha, "I don't talk to peoples who talks to girls, because they're icky!"
Inu-yasha's eyebrow ticked dangerously as he hit Kouga with his spare arm, bashing the little wolf's head in until there was a dent and about fifty bumps.
Kagome cringed, "such bad grammar."
Kouga stuck his tongue out at Kagome, "at least I'm not ugly."
"Well at least I'm not stupid."
"At least I'm not a weak human."
"At least I don't have a thing coming out of my butt!"
"At least I'm not a girl!"
"At least I'm not a boy."
Inu-yasha threw Kouga into a wall and shoved Kagome off his leg, "BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP!"
Kagome's eyes watered up, "I'm sowwie Inu-Chan!"
Inu-yasha ran over to Kagome, "NO CRYING!"
Kouga recovered from his little one-way-trip into the wall and puffed out his chest, "figures you'd be weak against women crying, puppy!"
Inu-yasha stiffened and Kagome backed away slowly, inu-yasha turned very, very slowly with his bangs covering his eyes, a dark aura surrounded the hanyou, "What. Did. You. Just. Call. Me?"
Kouga gulped, "..."
"I should kick your ass right now, get over here!" Inu-yasha yelled drawing his sword; he was about to strike when he was suddenly pushed to the ground, "Nani?"
He turned his head slightly and looked to see Kagome, Kikyo, Shippou, Miroku, Sango, Sesshomaru, Rin, and even Naraku sitting on him. They all had the look of someone who was determined and all refused to move.
"Don't hurt Kouga-Kun!" Kagome piped up and Inu-yasha grumbled.
"WHAT DID YOU CALL HIM!?" Inu-yasha yelled as all the chibi's ran into separate directions. Rin pulled herself and Sesshomaru under a futon, Miroku and Shippou hid behind Kaede, Naraku ran to his baboon pelt as if that would save him, and Sango and Kagome ran up and sat on a little ledge used for holding herbs.
Kouga's eyes got moist and he ran up to the shelf and smiled, "Kagome, you saved me! Therefore you shall be my girlfriend."
Kaede sighed and began to walk out of the hut, "HEY WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU GOING?"
Kaede turned to inu-yasha and nodded to Kirara, "Kirara and I are going to search for the source of this, it must have been something powerful if it backfired on the spell's holder," she pointed to Naraku who was rocking back in forth in his corner singing to himself.
Sesshomaru looked at Rin, eyebrow raised. Rin smiled, "don't worry Sesshomaru-sama I'm sure that if you ask nicely you won't have to steal it while he's not looking."
Sesshomaru slapped his forehead, reminding himself not to tell Rin anything about his secret plans or else she'd go blab them out to others. He suddenly got a look of disgust at the thought of having to ask nicely.
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((AN: Sesshomaru isn't physic, I'm not really sure, it's kind of half Laura and her invisible friend and Lanny from Lizzie McGuire, has anyone watched that show? The little kid that hangs out with Lizzie's brother? Yeah it's that kind of thing, so I guess Rin's really good at guessing too))
Disclaimer: I don't own inu-yasha
Author's notes: I got a review saying that I had a bunch of typos in my story, IM SO SORRY! And also that half the time you couldn't understand what I'm saying, Gomen! I'm just a little rusty on the whole fanfic writing thingy...Talley ho! *Ahem* everyone will have to get over the fact that I have a lot of typos, considering English is my second language. Thank you. Oh and I also got a review asking if I meant to say childish, now I wasn't sure if that was a joke or not, but if you're confused I suggest that you read the fanfic before this one, you'd understand then. All right on to the ficcy!
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Half an hour later and Inu-yasha is still waiting for Kagome to let go off him, luckily he wasn't hungry or anything, "Inu-Chan is mine!"
Major sweat dropping on Inu-yasha's part. That's when Kouga decided that he wanted to wake up, and the first thing he saw was.
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA," Kouga screamed as he looked up and saw Kaede. Everyone jumped in alarm and looked at the wolf youkai who was running around in no particular pattern and destroying objects by chucking them at the old woman.
Kaede acted as if this happened everyday and merely dodged the objects that Kouga was throwing blindly. She cleared her throat, looked at Inu-yasha, and pointed, eyebrow raised.
Inu-yasha sighed and walked over to Kouga with Kagome clutching his leg protectively, "Inu-Chan is mine."
"Would you stop calling me that?" Inu-yasha growled as he picked up the wolf youkai by the tail, "Mind telling me why you're making an ass out of yourself."
Kouga huffed and turned away from Inu-yasha, "I don't talk to peoples who talks to girls, because they're icky!"
Inu-yasha's eyebrow ticked dangerously as he hit Kouga with his spare arm, bashing the little wolf's head in until there was a dent and about fifty bumps.
Kagome cringed, "such bad grammar."
Kouga stuck his tongue out at Kagome, "at least I'm not ugly."
"Well at least I'm not stupid."
"At least I'm not a weak human."
"At least I don't have a thing coming out of my butt!"
"At least I'm not a girl!"
"At least I'm not a boy."
Inu-yasha threw Kouga into a wall and shoved Kagome off his leg, "BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP!"
Kagome's eyes watered up, "I'm sowwie Inu-Chan!"
Inu-yasha ran over to Kagome, "NO CRYING!"
Kouga recovered from his little one-way-trip into the wall and puffed out his chest, "figures you'd be weak against women crying, puppy!"
Inu-yasha stiffened and Kagome backed away slowly, inu-yasha turned very, very slowly with his bangs covering his eyes, a dark aura surrounded the hanyou, "What. Did. You. Just. Call. Me?"
Kouga gulped, "..."
"I should kick your ass right now, get over here!" Inu-yasha yelled drawing his sword; he was about to strike when he was suddenly pushed to the ground, "Nani?"
He turned his head slightly and looked to see Kagome, Kikyo, Shippou, Miroku, Sango, Sesshomaru, Rin, and even Naraku sitting on him. They all had the look of someone who was determined and all refused to move.
"Don't hurt Kouga-Kun!" Kagome piped up and Inu-yasha grumbled.
"WHAT DID YOU CALL HIM!?" Inu-yasha yelled as all the chibi's ran into separate directions. Rin pulled herself and Sesshomaru under a futon, Miroku and Shippou hid behind Kaede, Naraku ran to his baboon pelt as if that would save him, and Sango and Kagome ran up and sat on a little ledge used for holding herbs.
Kouga's eyes got moist and he ran up to the shelf and smiled, "Kagome, you saved me! Therefore you shall be my girlfriend."
Kaede sighed and began to walk out of the hut, "HEY WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU GOING?"
Kaede turned to inu-yasha and nodded to Kirara, "Kirara and I are going to search for the source of this, it must have been something powerful if it backfired on the spell's holder," she pointed to Naraku who was rocking back in forth in his corner singing to himself.
Sesshomaru looked at Rin, eyebrow raised. Rin smiled, "don't worry Sesshomaru-sama I'm sure that if you ask nicely you won't have to steal it while he's not looking."
Sesshomaru slapped his forehead, reminding himself not to tell Rin anything about his secret plans or else she'd go blab them out to others. He suddenly got a look of disgust at the thought of having to ask nicely.
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((AN: Sesshomaru isn't physic, I'm not really sure, it's kind of half Laura and her invisible friend and Lanny from Lizzie McGuire, has anyone watched that show? The little kid that hangs out with Lizzie's brother? Yeah it's that kind of thing, so I guess Rin's really good at guessing too))
