Chapter eight- rediscovering the sit command

Disclaimer: don't own inu-yasha and company

Author's notes: I have just now realized that all the bad guys have been turned into kids so...yeah...further proof that I am the reincarnation of Einstein. (And yes I am being sarcastic)...not that Einstein is the type to write fanfiction about an anime, oh well

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A hour later and Kaede still hadn't returned and inu-yasha was getting pissed, "damn woman, running out on me while I have to watch the annoying brats."

Shippou sat and ate an apple in silence; he watched the hanyou bang his head against the doorframe. He sighed; inu-yasha was going to have one hell of a head ache soon.

"Inu-yasha! Stop banging your head and sit with us," Little Sango called, she wanted Inu-yasha to sit down and prevent Miroku from groping her anymore, "and I miss Kirara, when's she coming back Inu-yasha?"

Kagome piped up, "Yeah Inu-can come sit **BANG** with us," Kagome looked at the hanyou now on the floor with confusion, his prayer beads glowing slightly, "huh?"

"Damn rosary!" Inu-yasha snarled as he tried to pull the beads off him, his efforts were in vain.

All the children gathered around Inu-yasha and poked him, "What happened?"

"Is inu-yasha alright?"

"Did Kagome kill him?"

"Kagome didn't mean too!?"

"Did she?"

"Ha! My woman would be thrilled to kill him."

"I'm not your woman and I would not!"

"Yes you did that's why Inu yasha-san is the perfect match for me!"

"But I didn't mean too."

"Is he alright?"

"EK! Don't touch me!" **SLAP**

Suddenly Inu-yasha sat bolt upright scaring all the kids so they ran off into different corners, he grinned, pleased with the reaction they'd had on him.

"OH NO INUYAHA CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD!" Sango screamed as she hid behind Miroku.

Miroku stepped forward, "No one, not even a zombie is going to hurt my dearest Sango," He opened his air rip and started to suck in Inu-yasha. Inu- yasha didn't move an inch; the air rip was about the size of a penny and only managed to suck up some dirt. ((AN: I can see it now, Kagome taking baby Miroku to her time to use as a portable vacuum cleaner))

Inu-yasha sighed and walked up to Miroku, "I'm not dead."

Miroku closed his air rip and smiled stupidly, "ah my mistake then."

"Inu-yasha, what happened," Kagome whimpered as she peaked from the other side of Shippou, "I didn't mean to kill you."

"Kagome, you didn't kill me."

"Yes I did."

"No you didn't."

"yes."

Inu-yasha sighed, getting slightly irritated, "No."

"Yes."

"No."

"Yes."

"Yes."

"No," Kagome whimpered then realized what she said.

"see, you do agree with me," Inu-yasha said as he picked her up and tossed her into the playpen, "now stop being difficult and sit there."

"Why do I have to sit **SLAM**-------OH NO I KILLED HIM AGAIN!" Kagome screamed and pointed to the 'dead' body of Inu-yasha, at once all the kids scrambled around Inu-yasha and poked him.

A pain popped on Inu-yasha's head. Kouga, being a moron, poked it causing Inu-yasha to have a sezure, scaring all the kids into hiding again.

Kouga straightend up, "Though I think girls are icky-"

"Hey!" Kikyo, Kagome, and Sango said in unison.

"Ahem, though I think girls are icky-"

"HEY!"

"Would you girls be quiet?" Kouga yelled at them, shutting the girls up, he was silent for a moment before continuing, "Ahem! Even though I think girls are icky," he shot the girls a glare as if daring them to interrupt, "Ok, even though that's what I think, I have to protect them, therefore, I'll get rid of the reason for their fear."

Kouga started to spin around in a circle causing his tornado like thing to form in the hut, he began to advance on Inu-yasha. Inu-yasha got up and rubbed his head, everything was in a blur, almost as if things were being whipped around by a wind, then he realized that's exactly what was happening.

"God damn it," Inu-yasha muttered as the wind came towards him, he yawned and stuck his foot out, stopping Kouga immediately. He blinked then when Inu-yasha pulled his foot away, fell flat on his face.

Rin suddenly laughed and nodded, "You're right Sesshomaru, inu-yasha does look funny when he's slammed to the ground by Kagome."

Kagome looked over, "what do you mean?"

Rin stood for awhile looking at Sesshomaru then smiled, "Rin agrees, Sesshomaru says that when you say sit Inu-yasha must fall to the ground."

Kagome blinked then broke into a wicked smiled, "Oh inu-chan?"

"what do you want?"

"I want you to go get me some chocolate for me and my friends, ok?"

"Hell no!"

"SIT!"

**SLAM**

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O_O Kagome's black mailing Inu-yasha! ^_^