Chapter nine- one simple mistake, can make a day worse
Disclaimer: oh yes I do not own inu-yasha, I own toothpaste! Yay, and English grammar books because mine is terrible (in case you couldn't tell already in my writing)
Author's notes: we all know inu-yasha's a genius right? *Cough cough* so due to this chapter title we all know that he's going to do something intelligent! (Yes I am being sarcastic ^-^)
~*~
"I want chocolate."
"Never."
"SIT!"
*Slam*
All the kids watched with mild interest as Inu-yasha slammed to the ground for twenty-second time that day. (Err yeah the kids had been keeping count)
"Please?"
"N-O!"
"SIT"
*slam*
Kouga puffed out his chest, "That's right my love, show him who's boss!"
A rock was thrown at his face, knocking him unconscious. The kids cheered on Kagome as they hoped up and down in a little mosh pit. (I think that's what they're called)
Kouga laid on the ground being trampled to death. No one was really complaining.
"PERVERT!" *slap* came Sango's voice as she marched out of the hut and towards god knows where.
"Shit! Kagome stop I'll get you some chocolate! I'll be right back, Shippou, watch the kids." Inu-yasha yelled as he ran out the door in search for the mini youkai exterminator. Miroku laid on the ground next to Kouga, both knocked out, Kouga with little footprints on his face, and Miroku with a red handprint.
Shippou gulped as all the kids turned to him with one hell of an evil glare, "meep."
Inu-yasha ran outside, "where the hell are you Sango?"
Sango appeared wearing her armor with her hair up in a high ponytail, she was holding a tiny boomerang that appeared to be made out of wood instead of youkai bones as her original weapon was.
"What the hell, Sango, where did you get those clothes?" Inu-yasha asked as the little girl started hoping around doing various battle stances and ballet moves.
Sango stopped her show of agilities monetarily to look at Inu-yasha wearily, "I have my ways," she said simply before launching back into some back flips and a series of ballet moves.
Inu-yasha sighed and rubbed his head, "what did I do to deserve this...?"
((AN: I can name a bunch of reasons...))
~*~Meanwhile, back with Shippou...~*~
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! NO NOT THAT ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!!"
~*~Doesn't that make you feel warm and tingly inside?~*~
Inu-yasha scooped up the exterminator, "now where am I going to find chocolate?" he asked himself.
He looked back at the hut, "well he won't miss me if I leave for ten minutes," he said as he turned towards the bone eater's well. If he'd just stayed and looked at the hut for a second more he would have seen Naraku tied to a stake and caught on fire.
Inu-yasha jumped through the bone eater's well, Sango under his arm as the blue light engulfed him, but Sango being Sango, she bit Inu-yasha in the hand, catching him by surprise as the girl didn't go through the portal.
"Shit..." Inu-yasha grunted when he made it to the other side without a mini exterminator.
Sango sat at the bottom of the well and looked around, she whimpered slightly and folded her arms across her chest, "stupid dog, leaving me in a whole I can't climb out of."
~*~Let's go look at Shippou, shall we? ~*~
Before his whole tying to a stake ordeal, Shippou backed away slowly from the toddlers with the evil looks in their eyes, the toddlers all pulled out rope from no where and tied Shippou to a stake.
"What should we do with him?" Miroku asked as he circled Shippou, eyeing him for any chance that the youkai might escape.
"Nothing, now that our 'adult' figure is out of the way we can do whatever we want!" Kikyo smiled. Miroku, Kagome, Rin, Sesshomaru, and Kouga all got verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry evil grins, as they stared at Naraku and Kikyo.
Moments later Naraku was outside, tied to a stake and was being caught on fire from forcing Shippou to use his kitsune bi.
Next they all turned to Kikyo, who gulped slightly and backed away only to be tripped by Shippou's tail.
Sesshomaru smirked evilly and Rin nodded, "you're right Sesshomaru, she should do that."
Kagome looked delighted to be able to get rid of her mirror image, truth was, when she first saw her she'd freaked beyond all reason and was waiting for the moment she could do something evil to Kikyo.
"Oh Kikyo!" Kagome said in a sing-song voice as all the children circled her, "guess what time it is?"
"Time for you all to leave me alone?" She asked timidly.
Major evil grins on the children's part, Kagome turned to Sesshomaru, "What was your idea Sesshomaru?"
The inu youkai only smirked.
Disclaimer: oh yes I do not own inu-yasha, I own toothpaste! Yay, and English grammar books because mine is terrible (in case you couldn't tell already in my writing)
Author's notes: we all know inu-yasha's a genius right? *Cough cough* so due to this chapter title we all know that he's going to do something intelligent! (Yes I am being sarcastic ^-^)
~*~
"I want chocolate."
"Never."
"SIT!"
*Slam*
All the kids watched with mild interest as Inu-yasha slammed to the ground for twenty-second time that day. (Err yeah the kids had been keeping count)
"Please?"
"N-O!"
"SIT"
*slam*
Kouga puffed out his chest, "That's right my love, show him who's boss!"
A rock was thrown at his face, knocking him unconscious. The kids cheered on Kagome as they hoped up and down in a little mosh pit. (I think that's what they're called)
Kouga laid on the ground being trampled to death. No one was really complaining.
"PERVERT!" *slap* came Sango's voice as she marched out of the hut and towards god knows where.
"Shit! Kagome stop I'll get you some chocolate! I'll be right back, Shippou, watch the kids." Inu-yasha yelled as he ran out the door in search for the mini youkai exterminator. Miroku laid on the ground next to Kouga, both knocked out, Kouga with little footprints on his face, and Miroku with a red handprint.
Shippou gulped as all the kids turned to him with one hell of an evil glare, "meep."
Inu-yasha ran outside, "where the hell are you Sango?"
Sango appeared wearing her armor with her hair up in a high ponytail, she was holding a tiny boomerang that appeared to be made out of wood instead of youkai bones as her original weapon was.
"What the hell, Sango, where did you get those clothes?" Inu-yasha asked as the little girl started hoping around doing various battle stances and ballet moves.
Sango stopped her show of agilities monetarily to look at Inu-yasha wearily, "I have my ways," she said simply before launching back into some back flips and a series of ballet moves.
Inu-yasha sighed and rubbed his head, "what did I do to deserve this...?"
((AN: I can name a bunch of reasons...))
~*~Meanwhile, back with Shippou...~*~
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! NO NOT THAT ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!!"
~*~Doesn't that make you feel warm and tingly inside?~*~
Inu-yasha scooped up the exterminator, "now where am I going to find chocolate?" he asked himself.
He looked back at the hut, "well he won't miss me if I leave for ten minutes," he said as he turned towards the bone eater's well. If he'd just stayed and looked at the hut for a second more he would have seen Naraku tied to a stake and caught on fire.
Inu-yasha jumped through the bone eater's well, Sango under his arm as the blue light engulfed him, but Sango being Sango, she bit Inu-yasha in the hand, catching him by surprise as the girl didn't go through the portal.
"Shit..." Inu-yasha grunted when he made it to the other side without a mini exterminator.
Sango sat at the bottom of the well and looked around, she whimpered slightly and folded her arms across her chest, "stupid dog, leaving me in a whole I can't climb out of."
~*~Let's go look at Shippou, shall we? ~*~
Before his whole tying to a stake ordeal, Shippou backed away slowly from the toddlers with the evil looks in their eyes, the toddlers all pulled out rope from no where and tied Shippou to a stake.
"What should we do with him?" Miroku asked as he circled Shippou, eyeing him for any chance that the youkai might escape.
"Nothing, now that our 'adult' figure is out of the way we can do whatever we want!" Kikyo smiled. Miroku, Kagome, Rin, Sesshomaru, and Kouga all got verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry evil grins, as they stared at Naraku and Kikyo.
Moments later Naraku was outside, tied to a stake and was being caught on fire from forcing Shippou to use his kitsune bi.
Next they all turned to Kikyo, who gulped slightly and backed away only to be tripped by Shippou's tail.
Sesshomaru smirked evilly and Rin nodded, "you're right Sesshomaru, she should do that."
Kagome looked delighted to be able to get rid of her mirror image, truth was, when she first saw her she'd freaked beyond all reason and was waiting for the moment she could do something evil to Kikyo.
"Oh Kikyo!" Kagome said in a sing-song voice as all the children circled her, "guess what time it is?"
"Time for you all to leave me alone?" She asked timidly.
Major evil grins on the children's part, Kagome turned to Sesshomaru, "What was your idea Sesshomaru?"
The inu youkai only smirked.
