Chapter ten- never give kids chocolate

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Author's notes: inu-yasha is defiantly being the intelligent adult in this fan fic isn't he? ...On to the fic!

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Inu-yasha walked back towards the hut holding a huge bag of chocolate he'd stolen from Kagome's grandpa, the old geezer was really starting to get on his nerves.
::flashback ((AN: have you ever noticed that they have way too many flash backs in the show?))::

Inu-yasha climbed out of the well and jumped through the window of the kitchen and knocked the old man to the ground, "oh great it's you!" Inu- yasha moaned as he remembered his last encounter with the old man that involved a broom, demon wards, and him being mistaken for a beetle.

The old man looked up at Inu-yasha and started chanting and pulled out a demon ward. Inu-yasha's eyes got huge, last time this happened he'd been burned and it hurt for awhile, but of course he was only a little kid, so he really couldn't do much.

Kagome' mother walked in and saw the position they were in, Inu-yasha on top of the old geezer, let's just say that the woman wasn't exactly thrilled to see Inu-yasha molesting her father, she only let out a muffled gasp and shut the kitchen door closed, not wanting to interrupt them, or whatever.

"What the hell are you doing old man, get away, I need chocolate," Inu- yasha yelled as he started to sniff around, trying to pick up the smell of the chocolate. The old man fumed and slapped the demon ward onto Inu- yasha's back; he kept on sniffing, not paying attention to the slight itch on his back.

"AH HA!" Inu-yasha yelled triumphantly as he hit the mother load and started to pour all the candy into a bag that he'd just stolen from the old man, the thing smelled funny, like something dead had been in it once, but he didn't care.

::End flashback::
Inu-yasha turned the corner and looked to see a little boy being burned to a crisp, it was hard to recognize him, but the smell was Naraku's, Inu- yasha smirked and strolled past Naraku who was screaming in agony, though his voice was cracked and withered.

Kikyo was tied so that she couldn't move and was being hung upside down from a tree branch, Inu-yasha grinned at the sobbing girl and entered the hut. Chaos had ensued.

Kouga's hair was gone, obviously been cut off by a sword, and he lay tied to a pole. Miroku had about fifty handprints and six bumps on his head and he was tied to Shippou's back, who had swirled eyes from being tied to a stake. Sango had once again returned still wearing her outfit from earlier, standing on a ledge overlooking her handy work with the little monk. Sesshomaru sat calmly in a corner sipping tea as Rin played with a hem of her kimono, she would nod every once in a while, and Sesshy would shot glares at any one who came within two feet of him. Kagome sat on a shelf swinging her legs out. Kaede and Kirara still hadn't returned. Inu-yasha stared then cracked up.

Everyone turned their attention to the bag that Inu-yasha held. He sweat dropped and opened the bag, the smell of something dead and chocolate filled the room. Every kid squealed, even Naraku and Kikyo, though they were doing their squealing from pain and agony.

Kouga sniffed the bag and looked at Inu-yasha with narrow eyes, "I don't trust you, you did something to the chocolate didn't you dog-turd?"

The children didn't listen to him because before he could finish his sentence, all the chocolate was gone. Kagome and Sango scrambled up to the shelf to eat in peace, Shippou and Miroku shared because they were still tied together, Rin ate her chocolate happily, and Sesshomaru licked his fingers before sucking this thumb again with his big golden eyes glaring at Inu-yasha for not getting more chocolate.

~*~Half an hour later~*~

"Bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy," Rin laughed as she bounced on Inu- yasha stomach, "bouncer bounce bouncy bouncer bounce!"

"Rin. What. The. Hell. Are. You. Doing. To. Me?" inu-yasha gasped every time her tiny feet made contact with his stomach.

"Imbouncingonyoubecauseitsreallyeasytobecauseitsreallyfunandbecauseiwantmore chocolatebutyouwontgiveittomeandthatsnotverynicewhywontyougiveittome?" Rin gasped as she said it all in one breath and continued bouncing on his stomach.

Sesshomaru snorted and Rin looked over at him she sighed and bounced off Inu-yasha, "oksesshomarusinceyousaidthatishouldleavethehanyoualoneiwillbecauserinisagoo dgirlandrinlikesmakingsesshomaruhappyeventhoughyoudbehappyifyouhadsomechocla tewouldntyousesshomarusama?"

Sesshomaru nodded, everyone else had swirled eyes from trying to understand what Rin was saying, they all failed miserably.

"I will forever regret the day I ever gave the toddlers chocolate." Inu- yasha moaned loudly as he tried to get up even though his stomach was sore.

"Sit."

*Slam* "what the hell was that for wench?" Inu-yasha snarled at the giggling girl. She laughed again and soon the laugh became an insane maniac laugh that only the Looney cases have. Inu-yasha's eyes were little dots as the girl clutched her stomach and suddenly launched herself at him.

Inu-yasha held up his arms in a defense and caught the falling child she laughed insanely some more, "what the hell did you do that for?"

"Iknewthatyouwouldcatchmebecauseyoulooklikethekindofpersontodothatforme!" she laughed as Inu-yasha's head started to hurt from her fast rate of talking, his ears twitched and she squealed touching them happily.

Sango has a faraway look on her face as she started to chant, "chocolate, chocolate, chocolate, chocolate."

Miroku watched with interest as Kagome fell into Inu-yasha's open arms, and he grinned, "Sango!"

Sango gave him a look.

"Sango! Don't be afraid, I will catch you!" Sango blushed and threw her wooden boomerang at the monk.

Shippou snorted, "Idiot."

Sango continued her chocolate chant and soon all the children (even Sesshomaru, though you couldn't really hear him because he doesn't really talk) were chanting with her and all started to march out, the bald Kouga holding the stake at Shippou and Miroku were tied too, Rin holding Kikyo, and, much to her disgust, Kagome holding Naraku.

"Ok, where the hell are you all going?" Inu-yasha yelled after them. They all turned in the exact same manner, same speed, all with lifeless eyes. Inu-yasha gulped.

Kouga's voice rose above all the others, his voice slightly eerier then usual, "to sacrifice to the chocolate gods," he said coolly and slowly as if explaining to an idiot.

Shippou, Miroku, Kikyo, and Naraku all started to struggle to get out of their ropes and stakes, but they couldn't break free as the chibi's marched off towards a cliff for the sacrifice.

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Never give chibi's chocolate!