Chapter eleven- Goodbye Kikyo and Naraku, for now

Disclaimer: me no own inu-channie and company

Author's notes: Naraku has defiantly been tortured throughout my fanfics, but now it's time for physical damage and Kikyo, Ha, she's gonna die, FINALLY! -_- or so we hope.

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Inu-yasha followed the kids, not wanting to pass the opportunity of watching Naraku and Kikyo sacrificed.

The little kids were chanting as one saying, "Kill for chocolate, Naraku and Kikyo die tonight."

Inu-yasha couldn't help but grin and watched the single file line of chibis walk towards a conveniently placed cliff edge. Kikyo started to cry so they stuffed a pair of Naraku's socks into her mouth, making her gag.

Naraku whimpered, "This is the worst pain ever!" He was then punched where the light don't shine making him start to cry along with Kikyo, Inu-yasha smirked, at this rate he wouldn't have to do any work to kill Kikyo and Naraku.

The chibis continued chanting (except Sesshomaru) as they reached the cliff edge they all began to cheer. Grinning like idiots they stuck the steaks in the ground and huddled together, while they weren't paying attention, Inu- yasha uncertainly released Shippou and Miroku ((AN: I don't want them to die ^_^))

The chibis spread apart, blocking Kagome from the view of Kikyo and Naraku. The front of the line was Sesshomaru and Rin, then Kouga and Shippou, and finally Miroku and Sango, all in a parallel line with each other. Sesshomaru and Rin rolled away and Kouga and Shippou followed suit, Miroku and Sango followed, Miroku not hesitating to grope Sango.

Kagome stood holding a thing that at one time been white but was now stained brown, purple and pink ((AN: come on you all know what it is!))

Naraku's eyes got all big and teary as he sniffed, "NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"

The chibis ignored his pleas for them to put down his baboon pelt as Kagome poured lighter fluid on it ((AN: I have no idea where she got that)) and the rest of the chibis searched for firewood. Inu-yasha lay against a tree, enjoying the scene laid before him, ((AN: *ahem* ain't he the responsible adult?))

Kagome pulled some matches out of thin air and used Naraku's cheek to light it, leaving a red streak running down his left cheek. His eyes were still big and teary as she threw the match onto the lighter fluid infested baboon coat. The thing was soon engulfed in flames and the chibis started doing a happy little jig around the burning pelt chanting in some African language ((AN: I'm building up the hype ^_^))

In turn, each chibi picked at a piece of the baboon pelt and started waving it around (except Sesshomaru, he stood holding the liter fluid and was currently dumping the can onto Kikyo and Naraku) they still chanted in their little African language and suddenly they were all wearing head dresses and Indian outfits.

Inu-yasha muffled a chuckle, not wanting the interrupt the ritual for the 'chocolate god' or whatever. He didn't really believe there was a chocolate god but decided to support the chibi's belief in a certain religion, but he did make a mental note never to give them chocolate ever again.

Kagome walked up to Kikyo and waved the flaming baboon pelt in her face, threatening to ignite the lighter fluid dripping from her hair, she whimpered as Kagome grinned evilly and skipped away, obviously taunting the dead Miko.

Naraku appeared to be in agony as he watched in horror as the baboon pelt brunt to a crisp, all looks of it ever being a baboon pelt gone, "nothing is worth this torture!"

All the chibis turned to them, the bangs covering their eyes (except Kouga cause he's bald ^_^) they all looked up with killer expressions and said, "do not fear, Naraku, death will come soon enough," and then they all turned and returned to their merry little jig.

Suddenly a huge loud slap was heard and Miroku fell out of line, looking to be dead. All the chibi's moaned. Sesshomaru scowled, and Rin verified whatever he'd just said, "Sesshomaru says that we'll have to do the ritual all over again, but we don't have anything to burn."

Kagome perked up and walked over to Kikyo, "I know," she said in a singsong voice as she reached behind Kikyo's ear and pulled out a bow and some arrows, Kikyo whimpered.

"We can burn this!" she smiled and threw the weapon onto the smoking baboon pelt used-to-be, it immediately burst into flames and Kikyo let out a cry of defeat.

The chibis all grinned evilly and pulled Naraku and Kikyo's stake out of the ground, "screw the ritual, I've waited too long for this," Kouga growled.

Naraku and Kikyo were lit on fire and then thrown off the cliff. Never to be seen again ((at least during this chapter))

All the chibis and Inu-yasha leaned over the edge and watched Naraku and Kikyo fall until they couldn't be seen over the fog. The wind blew softly and extinguished the fire that still burned behind them. Inu-yasha sat up and sighed.

"Ok, did that really have a point?"

"We must wait for the chocolate god to grant us our chocolaty reward," Kagome giggled and snuggled up against Inu-yasha, making him sweat drop, "Inu-Chan's all mine now!"

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~*~Somewhere over the rain bow (not really) ~*~

. Kaede leaned against Kirara, "still nothing Kirara? This is sucks, I feel like doing a jig!" Kaede started to dance much to Kirara's dismay until a two burning somethings landed on the old woman knocking her out.

~*~ oh yeah, that was relevant (sarcasm) ~*~
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AN: all these chapters are so short, but oh well. Bugger, this chapter kind of scared me, but my computer won't let me replace it with something warmer and fuzzier...that is unless no one cares R+R and tell me!