Chapter twelve- attack of the prayer beads
Disclaimer: ...if you haven't figured it out your all stupid
Author's notes: yeah, I think I was tired when I wrote that last fic, anyways, my inspiration was my little brother who wanted to see Kikyo and Naraku die a slow and painful death...unfortunately for all of you I need Naraku and Kikyo alive so I can have some people to be the bad guys, so sorry, but they'll be back ^_^ and also, yeah, never give those chibis chocolate...
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Inu-yasha sighed and walked back behind the chibis to make sure none of them tried to escape, he sighed, replaying the scene in his head, all the kids smelled like lighter fluid now, and it was starting to get to him.
"Well at least I only have to watch five kids now," He muttered to himself, "oh yeah and Rin and Shippou, still seven kids, Damn it!"
The bald Kouga stopped and gave him a weary look; all the kids were disappointed because the chocolate god hadn't given them the chocolate they thought they deserved.
All the kids instantly fell asleep as soon as they entered the hut and Kaede stepped forward blocking the way for Inu-yasha, "where the hell have you been?" he growled at the old woman who only raised an eyebrow.
She nudged inu-yasha hard in the side, "why, did you miss me?" she winked and Inu-yasha paled.
"don't touch me," he muttered, Kaede smiled.
"I put sleeping potion in the hut, and I also brought these," Kaede smiled holding up a lot of prayer beads, "there's one for each of the kids, but you'll have to have a different word for each of them, I'll go put them on them now."
Inu-yasha broke into a very evil grin, "I love revenge."
Someone poked inu-yasha and he turned to see.
"BWHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *gasp* HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*pant* AAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAA*out of breath*AAAAAAAAAAAAAA*still going*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" the little midget fell down from lack of air and was twitching, Inu-yasha stared then sweat dropped.
The other midget came and supported the gasping one and shot evil daggars at Inu-yasha, then he realized who they were, "WHAT THE HELL WHY ARENT YOU DEAD?"
Kikyo smiled, "we have our ways."
"Tell me."
"Never!"
Naraku puffed out his chest, "Yeah I'll never tell you that really only burned our puppets that I cleverly put together because I---"
Naraku lay on the ground, looking dead and Kikyo held a mallet over his head, "heheheh, yes, since Mr. I'm so smart over here just blabbed, we used puppets because we were suspecting you to kill us for a long time, now we know what you're up too!"
Inu-yasha nodded, "so that's why no chocolate came for the sacrifice, I'll have to yell at anyone who came up with that idea." ((AN: *whistles innocently*))
"HEE HAR!"
Inu-yasha raised an eyebrow as the knocked out Naraku held his hands up to the sky, making weird sound affects, "right..."
((AN: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU I have the dreaded writer's block, how evil!))
Kaede came out and nodded to Inu-yasha, "all the prayer beads are in place. Ok, so you have two extras, that's odd but whatever, I have five extras in my kimono." She reached into her secret super special pocket in her kimono and pulled out two rosaries, "Hmm, I only have two that are in hot pink, oh well!"
Naraku paled, "I refuse!"
Kikyo looked at him funny, "when did you wake up?"
"The sound of the word 'pink' woke me."
"Oh come on Nar-Chan, you know that you love pink."
"O____O what. Did. You. Just. Call. Me?" Naraku stared at Kikyo who happily put on the 'jewelry'.
Inu-yasha raised and eyebrow, "Ok, Naraku, I want you to play dead."
Naraku fell to the ground with his legs and arms facing the sky like a dead dog, "oh you're evil, pure evil."
Kikyo paled, "Kikyo, I want you too...roll over," Inu-yasha smirked as Kikyo stared to roll around in a circle.
He strolled into the house after Kaede said that the sleeping gas was gone, Kouga was the first to stir.
"Kouga," the bald youkai looked at him, "I want you to shake." Kouga started to shake like he was having a seizure and Inu-yasha smiled evilly.
Sesshomaru was the next to stir, "Ah Sesshomaru how nice to see you!"
Sesshomaru gave him a weird look, "Ok fluffy-wuffy I want you to wag your tail."
Sesshomaru froze and the only thing that moved was his tail that began to swish. ((AN: I was going to make his seducing word 'speak' but decided I like the quiet Sesshomaru, it's cute))
Rin smiled huge at fluffy's fluffy tail shaking, she ran over and hugged it and Sesshomaru looked disgusted, but was paralyzed besides his tail.
"Rin, lay down," Rin slinked to the ground soundlessly.
"Shippou, flip," Shippou started to do little back flips ((AN: running out of ideas, sheesh))
"Miroku, hands to yourself," Miroku's hands plastered to his face and he couldn't move it.
"Sango, heal," Sango knealed as if she was being knighted and glared at Inu- yasha. Only one more to go, Inu-yasha searched around for Kagome, but couldn't find her.
She hid timidly behind Miroku, now feeling safe around because he couldn't touch her, she saw Inu-yasha looking at her and she blushed hiding behind the pervert who was trying with all his might to touch Kagome.
"Damn I can't think of anything for Kagome."
Miroku grinned a perverted grin, "how about make love?"
"Miroku, you are one sick bastard."
"Thank you."
"that wasn't a compliment."
"So?"
"Stay put-" *thump*
Kagome sat on the ground, having been told to stay and glared half- heartedly at Inu-yasha.
Inu-yasha stared at Kaede, "Kaede give them baths, I need a break."
*winkwink nudge nudge* "Why don't you do it, you dog?"
"Didn't I tell you not to touch me, besides *insert sarcasm* I am totally thrilled with the idea of seeing my brother, the pervert, the idiot wolf, a youkai extrimenator, a dead lady, a very scary little monkey boy, a fox, a girl that hangs with my brother, and Kagome naked, thank you."
"you sure, *wink*"
"get away from me," Inu-yasha moaned as he flopped down onto a futon that smelled like lighter fluid as the old woman ushered the children away.
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you all know something evil's gonna happen at the hot springs don't cha?
Disclaimer: ...if you haven't figured it out your all stupid
Author's notes: yeah, I think I was tired when I wrote that last fic, anyways, my inspiration was my little brother who wanted to see Kikyo and Naraku die a slow and painful death...unfortunately for all of you I need Naraku and Kikyo alive so I can have some people to be the bad guys, so sorry, but they'll be back ^_^ and also, yeah, never give those chibis chocolate...
~*~
Inu-yasha sighed and walked back behind the chibis to make sure none of them tried to escape, he sighed, replaying the scene in his head, all the kids smelled like lighter fluid now, and it was starting to get to him.
"Well at least I only have to watch five kids now," He muttered to himself, "oh yeah and Rin and Shippou, still seven kids, Damn it!"
The bald Kouga stopped and gave him a weary look; all the kids were disappointed because the chocolate god hadn't given them the chocolate they thought they deserved.
All the kids instantly fell asleep as soon as they entered the hut and Kaede stepped forward blocking the way for Inu-yasha, "where the hell have you been?" he growled at the old woman who only raised an eyebrow.
She nudged inu-yasha hard in the side, "why, did you miss me?" she winked and Inu-yasha paled.
"don't touch me," he muttered, Kaede smiled.
"I put sleeping potion in the hut, and I also brought these," Kaede smiled holding up a lot of prayer beads, "there's one for each of the kids, but you'll have to have a different word for each of them, I'll go put them on them now."
Inu-yasha broke into a very evil grin, "I love revenge."
Someone poked inu-yasha and he turned to see.
"BWHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *gasp* HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*pant* AAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAA*out of breath*AAAAAAAAAAAAAA*still going*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" the little midget fell down from lack of air and was twitching, Inu-yasha stared then sweat dropped.
The other midget came and supported the gasping one and shot evil daggars at Inu-yasha, then he realized who they were, "WHAT THE HELL WHY ARENT YOU DEAD?"
Kikyo smiled, "we have our ways."
"Tell me."
"Never!"
Naraku puffed out his chest, "Yeah I'll never tell you that really only burned our puppets that I cleverly put together because I---"
Naraku lay on the ground, looking dead and Kikyo held a mallet over his head, "heheheh, yes, since Mr. I'm so smart over here just blabbed, we used puppets because we were suspecting you to kill us for a long time, now we know what you're up too!"
Inu-yasha nodded, "so that's why no chocolate came for the sacrifice, I'll have to yell at anyone who came up with that idea." ((AN: *whistles innocently*))
"HEE HAR!"
Inu-yasha raised an eyebrow as the knocked out Naraku held his hands up to the sky, making weird sound affects, "right..."
((AN: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU I have the dreaded writer's block, how evil!))
Kaede came out and nodded to Inu-yasha, "all the prayer beads are in place. Ok, so you have two extras, that's odd but whatever, I have five extras in my kimono." She reached into her secret super special pocket in her kimono and pulled out two rosaries, "Hmm, I only have two that are in hot pink, oh well!"
Naraku paled, "I refuse!"
Kikyo looked at him funny, "when did you wake up?"
"The sound of the word 'pink' woke me."
"Oh come on Nar-Chan, you know that you love pink."
"O____O what. Did. You. Just. Call. Me?" Naraku stared at Kikyo who happily put on the 'jewelry'.
Inu-yasha raised and eyebrow, "Ok, Naraku, I want you to play dead."
Naraku fell to the ground with his legs and arms facing the sky like a dead dog, "oh you're evil, pure evil."
Kikyo paled, "Kikyo, I want you too...roll over," Inu-yasha smirked as Kikyo stared to roll around in a circle.
He strolled into the house after Kaede said that the sleeping gas was gone, Kouga was the first to stir.
"Kouga," the bald youkai looked at him, "I want you to shake." Kouga started to shake like he was having a seizure and Inu-yasha smiled evilly.
Sesshomaru was the next to stir, "Ah Sesshomaru how nice to see you!"
Sesshomaru gave him a weird look, "Ok fluffy-wuffy I want you to wag your tail."
Sesshomaru froze and the only thing that moved was his tail that began to swish. ((AN: I was going to make his seducing word 'speak' but decided I like the quiet Sesshomaru, it's cute))
Rin smiled huge at fluffy's fluffy tail shaking, she ran over and hugged it and Sesshomaru looked disgusted, but was paralyzed besides his tail.
"Rin, lay down," Rin slinked to the ground soundlessly.
"Shippou, flip," Shippou started to do little back flips ((AN: running out of ideas, sheesh))
"Miroku, hands to yourself," Miroku's hands plastered to his face and he couldn't move it.
"Sango, heal," Sango knealed as if she was being knighted and glared at Inu- yasha. Only one more to go, Inu-yasha searched around for Kagome, but couldn't find her.
She hid timidly behind Miroku, now feeling safe around because he couldn't touch her, she saw Inu-yasha looking at her and she blushed hiding behind the pervert who was trying with all his might to touch Kagome.
"Damn I can't think of anything for Kagome."
Miroku grinned a perverted grin, "how about make love?"
"Miroku, you are one sick bastard."
"Thank you."
"that wasn't a compliment."
"So?"
"Stay put-" *thump*
Kagome sat on the ground, having been told to stay and glared half- heartedly at Inu-yasha.
Inu-yasha stared at Kaede, "Kaede give them baths, I need a break."
*winkwink nudge nudge* "Why don't you do it, you dog?"
"Didn't I tell you not to touch me, besides *insert sarcasm* I am totally thrilled with the idea of seeing my brother, the pervert, the idiot wolf, a youkai extrimenator, a dead lady, a very scary little monkey boy, a fox, a girl that hangs with my brother, and Kagome naked, thank you."
"you sure, *wink*"
"get away from me," Inu-yasha moaned as he flopped down onto a futon that smelled like lighter fluid as the old woman ushered the children away.
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you all know something evil's gonna happen at the hot springs don't cha?
