Chapter fifteen- my services come at a price

Disclaimer: don't own inu-yasha and co.

Author's notes: hey I'm surprised that people actually read these, and in case you're wondering I choose chicken because no ones used that in a review, not if I used a word like 'chibi' I wouldn't be sure since a lot of reviews have that word somewhere in there, so I used a word totally irrelevant to the fanfic.

Riinuka, you have my permission to draw scenes from this fanfic, and anyone who wants too, go right ahead ^_^

3/9 of the reviews had the word chicken in it...that's almost 30%......alright I'm shutting up now.

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Inu-yasha gaped visibly at the 'owner of the spell' and decided right then and there that Kaede was on some sort of drug, "Hag, you've gone insane, there is no way that THIS...this thing can own such a powerful spell!"

Kaede sighed, "Stop barking Inu-yasha, do you want your girlfriend back or not?" Inu-yasha growled at the old lady to shut up, but she didn't listen, "He is the only one who can reverse the spell, but alas, his services come at a price."

"What the hell do I have to give him?" Inu-yasha growled, prepared to do anything for his Kagome back, and he had to admit, he missed his other companions and, yes, his enemies as well.

Kaede turned to the owner with a frown, "he won't tell me his price, he just demanded he saw what his outcome of the spells did."

"I think he's just lying how can he, of all people, own this god damn spell?" Inu-yasha said more to himself then to anyone else, "it's just not possible."

The man scowled slightly at the hanyou and cleared his throat, "I don't really appreiciate you speaking as if I'm not here," he grumbled.

"And I don't really appreciate your god damn spell turning them into little kids making me have one hell of a couple of days, god damn it!"

Kaede rolled her eyes, "One word Inu-yasha: Anger management."

"Moron, that's two words," Inu-yasha grumbled as Kaede shot him a warning glance. The owner walked over to Kagome and started inspecting her; Inu- yasha's growling became snarls as he snapped Kagome away from him, "Don't touch her."

The man shrugged and looked at the other chibis and then he gasped, "LORD SESSHOUMARU?"

Sesshoumaru looked up at him with a confused look and stuck his thumb in his mouth, looking at him with mild interest; Rin popped up and said, "Sesshoumaru-sama says that he doesn't appreciate the ugly green toad man staring at him."

((AN: can any one guess who it is yet?))

Sesshoumaru smirked smugly as the toad backed away and shook his head, "Ug he wasn't suppose to be affected by the stupid spell!"

"Ok, toad, tell me, how do you reverse it?"

"I have a price you know."

"I've been waiting for that price for a while now instead you started dancing around my brother like he was a side show attraction for gods sake!" Inu-yasha growled as he waved a hand absently at Sesshoumaru, not noticing when he tried to bite his fingers that were breaking his personal bubble.

Jaken grinned evilly.

"You know, you're very bad at that," Inu-yasha said as he moved a foot away from the toad to block the way of the bunny Naraku, who'd somehow found his way back to the hut, "Now name your price."

"I want. Chocolate."

Inu-yasha face faulted and screamed a long line of curses. Kaede sighed, "Inu-yasha, beware the virgin ears."

Bunny Naraku stopped his hoping and said very loudly, "WHATS A VIRGIN?"

Inu-yasha sweat dropped and laughed nervously, "It's.....ah....nothing, yeah, hehehehhehehehehehehehehhehehehe."

Jaken fumed, "how dare you soil m' lord's mind you sick hanyou," Inu-yasha shot him a glare shutting him up.

Kagome looked up at Inu-yasha, "what's a virgin Inu-chan? I WANNA KNOW TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME!"

"Please, just shut up!" Inu-yasha yelled as he clutched his hand and lightly pushed Kagome aside, trying not to hurt her, "god damn it the things I do for love."

"VIRGIN EARS GOD DAMN IT INUYASHA!" Kaede yelled at him, everyone in the hut stared at her with wide-eyed looks and then Inu-yasha smirked arrogantly at her, "oh shut the hell up."

((AN: I love it when Kaede's OOC ^_^))

"Okay what I want to know is how the hell Jaken can make such a spell?" Inu- yasha growled as he pointed a glare in Jaken's direction.

Jaken stuck his nose ((or where a nose WOULD be)) into the air and snorted, "Like I would tell a worthless hanyou like you!"

"Well I can't really do anything with you being an ass! And don't even say it Kaede!"

Kaede closed her mouth with which she was about to yell 'virgin ears'.

Jaken grinned evilly, "You know what Naraku paid me to give him the spell?"

Inu-yasha raised an eyebrow and looked at the little boy hoping around in the bunny suit as the others threw various food items at him, "Something tells me I don't want to know."

"I want you to give me lots and lots of chocolate, any kind is fine," Jaken said as he licked his lips.

"How do you know about chocolate?"

"I have my ways."

"..."

"So, where's the chocolate?"

"I don't trust you," Inu-yasha growled, "Change Kagome back and I'll give you the chocolate."

"No, I'll change Naraku."

"No Fucking way."

"Suvh language Inu-yasha!"

"SHUT IT OLD HAG!"

"..."

"As much as I love sitting her watching you two bickering like an old married couple-"

"There is no way in hell I'd marry the perveted, out of character, fat, old lady," Inu-yasha growled.

"Well that isn't very nice."

"Go to hell."

Kikyo perked up, "I suddenly have an urge to go take something to hell with me," Inu-yasha visibly tensed and laughed nervously.

He picked up Kikyo and stuffed her into a cooking pot, "Such cute little kids with the vivid imaginations," he growled as he put the lid on the cooking pot and returning his attention to Kaede and Jaken.

((AN: *a very evil grin is on her face*))

Inu-yasha cleared his throat slightly, "ok then, turn Kagome back to normal."

"Never!"

"I need you to change one of them back, that way I know you're not a fucking liar, though I already think you are."

Jaken huffed, "Just because I'm damn ugly and follow Sesshoumaru-sama around doesn't mean I'm not powerful."

Inu-yasha and Kaede had to resist the urge to burst into hysterias, "Oh course not! *snort*"

((AN: can you imagine Inu-yasha snort? I think he did it once in the manga...))

"Why do I have the feeling you're making fun of me?"

"Whatever *ha* gave you *gasp* that idea," Inu-yasha said before bursting into a fit of laughter ((AN: O_________O))

The three 'adults' all stopped and sniffed the air, the turned around to see the chibis dancing around a cooking pot where crying and screams could be heard, it smelled like someone was burning clay...

"Ah shit," Inu-yasha said, then realized, "Oh nevermind, carry on everyone!"

He waved a hand and smiled evilly, "Such good little kids, doing stuff that's useful."

Kaede and Jaken sweat dropped.

"SO anyways, which chibi would you unchibi for me so I can get you're chocolate, I can only really do that with Kagome."

Kaede shook her head, "Inu-yasha, all the chibis are connected to you and you're connected to Kagome, so any of them can travel through the well."

Jaken strolled amid the dancing children who were currently cooking Kikyo, "Yes, I'll cure, that one first."

He pointed to Miroku, "Yes, he'll do nicely," he pulled out a flask and poured it down Miroku's throat, "Yes, go get me my chocolate."

A pale light surrounded Miroku and he dashed under futon because he was frightened and grew from under there, Inu-yasha sighed and handed him his monk robes.

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AN: ^________________________________________________^ sorry I took so long for this chapter ((well long for me...)) my dad decided he wanted to do some bounding time and took me on a beach walk, but he took me to this beach where he met my mom before she died, and MY DAD USED TO BE A BUM WHO LIVED ON A BEACH!!!! Isn't that cool? Anyways, he inspired me to write a fanfic about it, it's a work in progress so I can't guarantee anything.