Chapter 3: Hello, Yoshi!
(Bowser is walking down stone a corridor. He comes to a large wooden door. Without much effort he pulls the door open, revealing a fancy room. Peach is sitting on the bed in the corner.)
Bowser: "You finally woke up."
Peach: "Bowser Koopa! I should have known that plant was your doing!"
Bowser: "Bwa ha ha ha! Calm down, Princess. Your going to have to get used to it here!"
Peach: "I demand to know what you're doing here in Dinosaur land!"
Bowser: "No can do, princess. That's always the mistake we villains make! We go on and on about how we're going to take over the world, and usually, the captured person finds a way to get the information to the good guy. I'm not saying a word!"
(Peach sits there looking at Bowser. Bowser starts sweating.)
Bowser: "Oh alright! Fine! I'm going to turn Dinosaur Land into my new base of operations! Jeez! I hate it when you do that!"
Peach: But why Dinosaur land?
Bowser: Isn't it obvious? People will come here hoping for a sunny vacation, then I'll trap them and make them my slaves! I've already done that to the land's Yoshis. Their all trapped in eggs until I'm ready to use them. And now that you're here, things are even better then expected!"
Peach: "You overlooked one thing, Bowser."
Bowser: "And what's that?"
Peach: "The Mario brothers are here, and when they find out where I am, they'll come and kick your scaly behind!"
Bowser: "BWA HA HA HA HA! What makes you so sure they'll find my new castle?"
Peach: "Toad always knows where I am, and he'll lead Mario and Luigi to me!"
Bowser: "Oh really?" (He snaps his fingers and two Koopa Troopas drag Toad into the room) "You wouldn't mean him, would you?"
Toad: "Sorry, Princess."
Bowser: "You should just give up hope now! I've given each of the big parts of Dinosaur Land to my children. With all the troops and new weapons I now have, The Mushroom Kingdom will soon be mine...Unless you want to do this the easy way. You could marry me an spare the battle."
Peach: "Marry you? No way!"
Bowser: "Sigh...Well, if you want to do it the hard way…(to the Troopas) Send word out that Mario and Luigi are here in Dinosaur Land! Leave no stone unturned! Leave no bush unchecked! Leave no pipe unclogged!"
Troopa: "But why pipes, your Koopaness?
Bowser: "Because their plumbers, you half wits! Now get going!"
Troopas: "Y-yes sir… (They salute and leave)"
Bowser: Like it or not, princess, you WILL marry me! Today, Dinosaur Land! The day after, The Mushroom Kingdom! The day after that, Sarasaland! After that…"
(Bowser drones on and on and Peach buries her head under her pillow. Meanwhile, Mario and Luigi are exploring the jungle.)
Luigi: "Hey, Mario?"
Mario: "What?"
Luigi: "There's supposed to be a lot of Yoshis around here, right?"
Mario: "Yeah. So what?"
Luigi: "Well, I haven't noticed any Yoshis since we came here."
Mario: "Hmm...You have a point there, Weege."
Luigi: "Mario!"
Mario: Now what?"
Luigi: "Look! (Points to a floating block) It's one of those blocks.
Mario: "You know, Peach never told me where the blocks come from.. They just pop up all over the place."
Luigi: "Well what are we waiting for!"
(Luigi jumps up and hits the block, which causes a white egg with green spots to fall out and land at Luigi's feet.)
Mario: "Huh? I don't think an egg has ever fallen out of a block before."
Luigi: "Aw...I was hoping for a Star."
Mario: "Hmm...Hey! Maybe if we hatch it, something really cool will come out!"
Luigi: "But how are we gonna hatch it?"
Mario: "Just get some dead branches and twigs and such. I got a plan!"
(Later, the Marios have built a small fire. The egg is sitting in the middle of the flames.)
Luigi: "I still don't see how cooking this egg is gonna give us powers."
Mario: "We're not cooking it, Weege. It's kinda like an incubator. When the egg gets warm, it'll hatch."
(Suddenly, a loud CRACK is heard. The bros. turn and see cracks slowly form on the egg until it bursts open and the creature inside leaps out with a cry
???: "YOSHI!!!!!!!"
Mario & Luigi: "AAAAAAHHHHH!!!"
(Mario and Luigi dive into some bushes. They wait a minute or two, then…)
Luigi: "D-Do you think I-it's gone, Mario?"
Mario: "I-I-I don't know. It wasn't what I was expecting to pop out."
Luigi: "Let's check t-to see if the coast is clear."
Mario: "Ok."
(Mario and Luigi cautiously part the bushes and see a huge green nose and happy eyes looking back at them.)
???: "HI!"
Mario & Luigi: "Yikes!"
(They duck back into the bushes. Suddenly, they are pulled out by a long sticky tongue and come face to face with the creature.)
???: "Oo'er ewo guus?
Mario: "Huh?"
(The creature unwraps it's tongue from them and whips it back into it's mouth.)
???: "Woops. Sorry. I said 'Who are you guys?'"
Mario: (under his breath to Luigi) "What do you think, Weege? It seems friendly."
Luigi: (under his breath to Mario) "I guess. You don't think a monster would be so happy looking."
Mario: (normal again) "Well, I'm Mario, and this here's my brother, Weege."
???: "Mario and Weege, huh?"
Luigi: "No, it's Luigi. My brother just calls me that."
???: "Oh! Ok! My name's Yoshi. I'm a Yoshi, in case you hadn't noticed."
Mario: "So you're a Yoshi named after your species?"
Yoshi: "Yep!"
Luigi: "Must get confusing after a while."
Mario: "Hey, Yoshi. You wouldn't have happened to see a little mushroom and a lovely lady go through here, have you?"
Yoshi: "Nope. Can't say I have...Say, I have this weird feeling like I've met you guys before. I just can't put my finger on it. Let me think…"
(Yoshi closes one eye, sticks out his tongue, stands on one foot and puts a finger to his chin. He starts making a 'Hmm' noise.)
Mario: "This guy's nuts, Weege! He's not gonna help us. Just look at him."
Yoshi: "Hmm...Hmm…"
Luigi: "Maybe you're right. Let's go."
(They start to walk onward when they hear a muffled crash behind them.)
Yoshi: "Wait! Don't go! I need your help!"
(Yoshi charges up to them and starts walking with them.)
Mario: "Look, Yoshi, we don't have time. It's nearly dark and my friends are missing."
Yoshi: "My friends are missing too! The other Yoshis!"
Luigi: "Well, I was wondering where all the Yoshis were."
Yoshi: "It's terrible! They were taken away by giant turtles!"
(Mario and Luigi stop walking abruptly. Yoshi keeps walking and walks into a tree.)
Yoshi: "Ow! By dose!"
(Yoshi rubs his nose gingerly. Mario and Luigi look at each other with grim looks on they're faces.)
Mario & Luigi: "The Koopa Troop."
Yoshi: "Huh? What's a Koopa Troop?"
Mario: "Those Koopas! I can never get a moments peace!"
Yoshi: "Koopas? What are you guys talking about?"
Luigi: "Of course the princess and Toad would disappear when Bowser's around."
Yoshi: "Bowser? What's a bowser? Would someone tell me-"
Mario: "Yoshi, you want to help your friends, right?"
Yoshi: "Of course I do."
Luigi: "Come with us then, we'll explain everything."
(Yoshi nods and plods along with them. They slowly walk deeper into the jungle.)
Yo, peoples! Chapa 3 is here! Just wanted to note I gave Yoshi the personality my little sister gave him. She kinda considers herself the Yoshi expert. I dunno. But anyway, until next time, be kind to Snifits.
(Bowser is walking down stone a corridor. He comes to a large wooden door. Without much effort he pulls the door open, revealing a fancy room. Peach is sitting on the bed in the corner.)
Bowser: "You finally woke up."
Peach: "Bowser Koopa! I should have known that plant was your doing!"
Bowser: "Bwa ha ha ha! Calm down, Princess. Your going to have to get used to it here!"
Peach: "I demand to know what you're doing here in Dinosaur land!"
Bowser: "No can do, princess. That's always the mistake we villains make! We go on and on about how we're going to take over the world, and usually, the captured person finds a way to get the information to the good guy. I'm not saying a word!"
(Peach sits there looking at Bowser. Bowser starts sweating.)
Bowser: "Oh alright! Fine! I'm going to turn Dinosaur Land into my new base of operations! Jeez! I hate it when you do that!"
Peach: But why Dinosaur land?
Bowser: Isn't it obvious? People will come here hoping for a sunny vacation, then I'll trap them and make them my slaves! I've already done that to the land's Yoshis. Their all trapped in eggs until I'm ready to use them. And now that you're here, things are even better then expected!"
Peach: "You overlooked one thing, Bowser."
Bowser: "And what's that?"
Peach: "The Mario brothers are here, and when they find out where I am, they'll come and kick your scaly behind!"
Bowser: "BWA HA HA HA HA! What makes you so sure they'll find my new castle?"
Peach: "Toad always knows where I am, and he'll lead Mario and Luigi to me!"
Bowser: "Oh really?" (He snaps his fingers and two Koopa Troopas drag Toad into the room) "You wouldn't mean him, would you?"
Toad: "Sorry, Princess."
Bowser: "You should just give up hope now! I've given each of the big parts of Dinosaur Land to my children. With all the troops and new weapons I now have, The Mushroom Kingdom will soon be mine...Unless you want to do this the easy way. You could marry me an spare the battle."
Peach: "Marry you? No way!"
Bowser: "Sigh...Well, if you want to do it the hard way…(to the Troopas) Send word out that Mario and Luigi are here in Dinosaur Land! Leave no stone unturned! Leave no bush unchecked! Leave no pipe unclogged!"
Troopa: "But why pipes, your Koopaness?
Bowser: "Because their plumbers, you half wits! Now get going!"
Troopas: "Y-yes sir… (They salute and leave)"
Bowser: Like it or not, princess, you WILL marry me! Today, Dinosaur Land! The day after, The Mushroom Kingdom! The day after that, Sarasaland! After that…"
(Bowser drones on and on and Peach buries her head under her pillow. Meanwhile, Mario and Luigi are exploring the jungle.)
Luigi: "Hey, Mario?"
Mario: "What?"
Luigi: "There's supposed to be a lot of Yoshis around here, right?"
Mario: "Yeah. So what?"
Luigi: "Well, I haven't noticed any Yoshis since we came here."
Mario: "Hmm...You have a point there, Weege."
Luigi: "Mario!"
Mario: Now what?"
Luigi: "Look! (Points to a floating block) It's one of those blocks.
Mario: "You know, Peach never told me where the blocks come from.. They just pop up all over the place."
Luigi: "Well what are we waiting for!"
(Luigi jumps up and hits the block, which causes a white egg with green spots to fall out and land at Luigi's feet.)
Mario: "Huh? I don't think an egg has ever fallen out of a block before."
Luigi: "Aw...I was hoping for a Star."
Mario: "Hmm...Hey! Maybe if we hatch it, something really cool will come out!"
Luigi: "But how are we gonna hatch it?"
Mario: "Just get some dead branches and twigs and such. I got a plan!"
(Later, the Marios have built a small fire. The egg is sitting in the middle of the flames.)
Luigi: "I still don't see how cooking this egg is gonna give us powers."
Mario: "We're not cooking it, Weege. It's kinda like an incubator. When the egg gets warm, it'll hatch."
(Suddenly, a loud CRACK is heard. The bros. turn and see cracks slowly form on the egg until it bursts open and the creature inside leaps out with a cry
???: "YOSHI!!!!!!!"
Mario & Luigi: "AAAAAAHHHHH!!!"
(Mario and Luigi dive into some bushes. They wait a minute or two, then…)
Luigi: "D-Do you think I-it's gone, Mario?"
Mario: "I-I-I don't know. It wasn't what I was expecting to pop out."
Luigi: "Let's check t-to see if the coast is clear."
Mario: "Ok."
(Mario and Luigi cautiously part the bushes and see a huge green nose and happy eyes looking back at them.)
???: "HI!"
Mario & Luigi: "Yikes!"
(They duck back into the bushes. Suddenly, they are pulled out by a long sticky tongue and come face to face with the creature.)
???: "Oo'er ewo guus?
Mario: "Huh?"
(The creature unwraps it's tongue from them and whips it back into it's mouth.)
???: "Woops. Sorry. I said 'Who are you guys?'"
Mario: (under his breath to Luigi) "What do you think, Weege? It seems friendly."
Luigi: (under his breath to Mario) "I guess. You don't think a monster would be so happy looking."
Mario: (normal again) "Well, I'm Mario, and this here's my brother, Weege."
???: "Mario and Weege, huh?"
Luigi: "No, it's Luigi. My brother just calls me that."
???: "Oh! Ok! My name's Yoshi. I'm a Yoshi, in case you hadn't noticed."
Mario: "So you're a Yoshi named after your species?"
Yoshi: "Yep!"
Luigi: "Must get confusing after a while."
Mario: "Hey, Yoshi. You wouldn't have happened to see a little mushroom and a lovely lady go through here, have you?"
Yoshi: "Nope. Can't say I have...Say, I have this weird feeling like I've met you guys before. I just can't put my finger on it. Let me think…"
(Yoshi closes one eye, sticks out his tongue, stands on one foot and puts a finger to his chin. He starts making a 'Hmm' noise.)
Mario: "This guy's nuts, Weege! He's not gonna help us. Just look at him."
Yoshi: "Hmm...Hmm…"
Luigi: "Maybe you're right. Let's go."
(They start to walk onward when they hear a muffled crash behind them.)
Yoshi: "Wait! Don't go! I need your help!"
(Yoshi charges up to them and starts walking with them.)
Mario: "Look, Yoshi, we don't have time. It's nearly dark and my friends are missing."
Yoshi: "My friends are missing too! The other Yoshis!"
Luigi: "Well, I was wondering where all the Yoshis were."
Yoshi: "It's terrible! They were taken away by giant turtles!"
(Mario and Luigi stop walking abruptly. Yoshi keeps walking and walks into a tree.)
Yoshi: "Ow! By dose!"
(Yoshi rubs his nose gingerly. Mario and Luigi look at each other with grim looks on they're faces.)
Mario & Luigi: "The Koopa Troop."
Yoshi: "Huh? What's a Koopa Troop?"
Mario: "Those Koopas! I can never get a moments peace!"
Yoshi: "Koopas? What are you guys talking about?"
Luigi: "Of course the princess and Toad would disappear when Bowser's around."
Yoshi: "Bowser? What's a bowser? Would someone tell me-"
Mario: "Yoshi, you want to help your friends, right?"
Yoshi: "Of course I do."
Luigi: "Come with us then, we'll explain everything."
(Yoshi nods and plods along with them. They slowly walk deeper into the jungle.)
Yo, peoples! Chapa 3 is here! Just wanted to note I gave Yoshi the personality my little sister gave him. She kinda considers herself the Yoshi expert. I dunno. But anyway, until next time, be kind to Snifits.
