Thank you CTCandInuyasha60516 for my first review and hopefully I'll get
more (Shadowfire (Kaibakam) has over 200 reviews so I gotta do some catch
up with this one) after about 3 years)
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This chapter we have a new character!!! Chibi-Inuyasha!!!!
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Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha (although I wished I owned him '.~) neither do I own any of the songs in this chapter
Inuyasha: "Do you have to always say that?"
LK: "Of course I do!! But then again now I have something even cuter then you!!"
Small Inuyasha (who looks like the young Inuyasha except with black hair and dark blue eyes with the ears (he's gonna be handsome when he grows up) gives LK an angry look: "I'M NOT CUTE!!!!!!"
Kagome, Sango, LK: Now crouching down and admiring and petting his ears * squeaky, squeaky * "AAAAWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!"
LK: Whose hands have been magnetically attached to C-Inuyasha's ears "Well let's get on with this chapter:"
The Magic Karaoke Machine and the 'Osuwari' Square Dance
Inuyasha: "Kar-e-o-ky?"
Kagome: "KARAOKE!!!!! I luv Karaok-ing!!"
LK: Hands Kagome the microphone "Good so you'll be up first!"
Kagome: Looking through song selection "Cool I'll be singing to Vanessa Carlton's 'Ordinary Day.'"
'Just a day, just an ordinary day
Just fell down a well
Just a half-demon, just an, stupid half-demon dog but
He was pinned to a tree and
As I said 'Osuwari' (Inuyasha smashes to ground) for the first time
I started to realize, that this is going to be the start of a very agonizing adventure
And like something dirty, his breath reacked, and he said
You stupid wench, let's go get the shards
Don't you see that you're the most un-like Kikyo I've ever seen?
(Inuyasha and others big eyes, this must be the result of one of their fights)
The song continued being merciless until the end (I couldn't think of anymore words) and Kagome then walked past Inuyasha with her nose in to the sky.
LK: "....okay... That was weird. Okay let's get back to the story now."
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Meanwhile...
Kikyo: "Um, I really need to get rid of this dead corpse smell."
Kikyo was now walking through the woods to the place she heard the music coming from.
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Meanwhile... (We have a lot of meanwhiles don't we?)
Buyo, the Obese Ninja cat had been summoned by LK because Miroku asked her THAT question.
Miroku was being chased around while the others watched with big eyes except for LK who had a million veins popping on her.
Buyo, the Obese Ninja cat started to slow down because well, he's obese. But then LK used her Divine Authoress Powers to give Buyo evil looking bat wings.
So now Miroku was running away from the Shadow of Death Obese Ninja Cat, Buyo.
(Can't you tell I need to get a life?)
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Later after many scratches and many, many beatings on the head with a giant boomerang and the process of temporary turning Miroku's hair bright green, they were on their way again.
Inuyasha: "What other acts of stupidity in this chapter beat that last scene?"
LK: pondering "An 'Osuwari' square dancing contest?'
Kagome: "Sounds like fun!!"
Inuyasha: "What do you mean fun???!!! I thought you were on my side not hers!!!!!!!!!!" Pointing at LK.
Sango, Miroku, Shippo: *starting to laugh*
LK: I think it sounds great. Kagome if you will please sing the ho-down.
Kagome: shadowy and evil looking "Okay."
Inuyasha: Writing out his will on a scrap of paper
Everyone takes their places except LK who has her camera and grinning mischievously. Kagome grabs her microphone.
'Well take your partner round and round'
Sango is pretending to barf because Miroku just grabbed her. And Kikyo just showed up and took Inuyasha and Kagome looked real mad just then.
'Say 'Osuwari' and put him down'
(Inuyasha falls very deeply because she said Osuwari VERY loud)
'Make him eat the dirt when you say 'Osuwari'
'And make him wish he'd never met Kagome'
Then she starts to yell Osuwari into the microphone and the others gather around the 30 foot deep hole that Inuyasha is in.
LK: "I'll throw down a rock to make sure he isn't dead" Reaches for a huge boulder.
Voice from the hole: "NO!! I'M FINE JUST GET ME A ROPE!!!"
Nobody moves
Voice from the hole: "PLEASE?"
Kagome hands over a rope from nowhere reluctantly.
We lower the rope into the hole and start to pull Inuyasha out.
But then Kouga shows up and scares the wits out of us by yelling 'Kagome' and causing us to drop the rope.
Kouga: Holding Kagome now "Did he hurt you? I'll kill him if he did!"
LK: looks down hole "Looks like we got that part down."
Inuyasha: @_@ "Why do I always have to suffer?"
So while they started to pull up Inu-chan again, and while Kagome was trying to get out of Kouga's grip, LK remembered something.
LK: "Do you think we'll get in trouble with Playstation for looking at that Gamecube"
Everyone drops rope ...Again and Inuyasha starts to yell curses at us that we can't hear because we're afraid Playstation's biggest snitch will tell them .. Naraku.
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C. Inuyasha: "Please, I could handle Playstation's lawyers anytime."
LK: Who is scared out of her mind "You've never dealt with Playstation lawyers, it's like they were hired from heck!"
C. Inuyasha: "Well then, you must be very familiar with them." A smirk on his face
LK: Rises up with fire behind her and hits C. Inuyasha's head with a huge hammer.
C. Inuyasha: @.@ "Wasn't that like a scene from 'Carrie?'
You don't want the about the pain C. Inuyasha just felt just then.
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Please R&R and please give me any suggestions for karaoke songs that a majority of people would know. And any crazy ideas about any characters would be happily accepted!!! Especially for the new special appearances that we'll be having every now and again. ^-^
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This chapter we have a new character!!! Chibi-Inuyasha!!!!
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Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha (although I wished I owned him '.~) neither do I own any of the songs in this chapter
Inuyasha: "Do you have to always say that?"
LK: "Of course I do!! But then again now I have something even cuter then you!!"
Small Inuyasha (who looks like the young Inuyasha except with black hair and dark blue eyes with the ears (he's gonna be handsome when he grows up) gives LK an angry look: "I'M NOT CUTE!!!!!!"
Kagome, Sango, LK: Now crouching down and admiring and petting his ears * squeaky, squeaky * "AAAAWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!"
LK: Whose hands have been magnetically attached to C-Inuyasha's ears "Well let's get on with this chapter:"
The Magic Karaoke Machine and the 'Osuwari' Square Dance
Inuyasha: "Kar-e-o-ky?"
Kagome: "KARAOKE!!!!! I luv Karaok-ing!!"
LK: Hands Kagome the microphone "Good so you'll be up first!"
Kagome: Looking through song selection "Cool I'll be singing to Vanessa Carlton's 'Ordinary Day.'"
'Just a day, just an ordinary day
Just fell down a well
Just a half-demon, just an, stupid half-demon dog but
He was pinned to a tree and
As I said 'Osuwari' (Inuyasha smashes to ground) for the first time
I started to realize, that this is going to be the start of a very agonizing adventure
And like something dirty, his breath reacked, and he said
You stupid wench, let's go get the shards
Don't you see that you're the most un-like Kikyo I've ever seen?
(Inuyasha and others big eyes, this must be the result of one of their fights)
The song continued being merciless until the end (I couldn't think of anymore words) and Kagome then walked past Inuyasha with her nose in to the sky.
LK: "....okay... That was weird. Okay let's get back to the story now."
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Meanwhile...
Kikyo: "Um, I really need to get rid of this dead corpse smell."
Kikyo was now walking through the woods to the place she heard the music coming from.
*****************************
Meanwhile... (We have a lot of meanwhiles don't we?)
Buyo, the Obese Ninja cat had been summoned by LK because Miroku asked her THAT question.
Miroku was being chased around while the others watched with big eyes except for LK who had a million veins popping on her.
Buyo, the Obese Ninja cat started to slow down because well, he's obese. But then LK used her Divine Authoress Powers to give Buyo evil looking bat wings.
So now Miroku was running away from the Shadow of Death Obese Ninja Cat, Buyo.
(Can't you tell I need to get a life?)
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Later after many scratches and many, many beatings on the head with a giant boomerang and the process of temporary turning Miroku's hair bright green, they were on their way again.
Inuyasha: "What other acts of stupidity in this chapter beat that last scene?"
LK: pondering "An 'Osuwari' square dancing contest?'
Kagome: "Sounds like fun!!"
Inuyasha: "What do you mean fun???!!! I thought you were on my side not hers!!!!!!!!!!" Pointing at LK.
Sango, Miroku, Shippo: *starting to laugh*
LK: I think it sounds great. Kagome if you will please sing the ho-down.
Kagome: shadowy and evil looking "Okay."
Inuyasha: Writing out his will on a scrap of paper
Everyone takes their places except LK who has her camera and grinning mischievously. Kagome grabs her microphone.
'Well take your partner round and round'
Sango is pretending to barf because Miroku just grabbed her. And Kikyo just showed up and took Inuyasha and Kagome looked real mad just then.
'Say 'Osuwari' and put him down'
(Inuyasha falls very deeply because she said Osuwari VERY loud)
'Make him eat the dirt when you say 'Osuwari'
'And make him wish he'd never met Kagome'
Then she starts to yell Osuwari into the microphone and the others gather around the 30 foot deep hole that Inuyasha is in.
LK: "I'll throw down a rock to make sure he isn't dead" Reaches for a huge boulder.
Voice from the hole: "NO!! I'M FINE JUST GET ME A ROPE!!!"
Nobody moves
Voice from the hole: "PLEASE?"
Kagome hands over a rope from nowhere reluctantly.
We lower the rope into the hole and start to pull Inuyasha out.
But then Kouga shows up and scares the wits out of us by yelling 'Kagome' and causing us to drop the rope.
Kouga: Holding Kagome now "Did he hurt you? I'll kill him if he did!"
LK: looks down hole "Looks like we got that part down."
Inuyasha: @_@ "Why do I always have to suffer?"
So while they started to pull up Inu-chan again, and while Kagome was trying to get out of Kouga's grip, LK remembered something.
LK: "Do you think we'll get in trouble with Playstation for looking at that Gamecube"
Everyone drops rope ...Again and Inuyasha starts to yell curses at us that we can't hear because we're afraid Playstation's biggest snitch will tell them .. Naraku.
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C. Inuyasha: "Please, I could handle Playstation's lawyers anytime."
LK: Who is scared out of her mind "You've never dealt with Playstation lawyers, it's like they were hired from heck!"
C. Inuyasha: "Well then, you must be very familiar with them." A smirk on his face
LK: Rises up with fire behind her and hits C. Inuyasha's head with a huge hammer.
C. Inuyasha: @.@ "Wasn't that like a scene from 'Carrie?'
You don't want the about the pain C. Inuyasha just felt just then.
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Please R&R and please give me any suggestions for karaoke songs that a majority of people would know. And any crazy ideas about any characters would be happily accepted!!! Especially for the new special appearances that we'll be having every now and again. ^-^
