Sorry about not updating in a while I've been busy with projects that I've
had 6 weeks to work on but waited until the night it was due to actually
work on it. But I got 92 outta 90 so BOUYA!!!!!
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Warning: This chapter is not meant for toaster use (Excel Saga)
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Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha, or Playstation, so just get over it already (Although I wished I owned Inuyasha '.~)
Inuyasha: "Well you said it again."
LK: "Well" *now in a quiet voice * "I want to try to distract the Playstation lawyers because I don't think Myoga's letter will work."
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Flashback to Myoga writing apology letter to Playstation:
Dear Playstation Evil bloodsucking lawyers,
We would like to apologize to you for the stupidity that has befallen you for you to think that a Playstation 3 will stop the war Bush has set up to get the money for his new Jacuzzi for the White house(sorry guys I'm a democrat!). And I think you should just ...
The letter goes on insulting Playstation because they took Myoga out of the Dark Cloud videogame.
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C. Inuyasha: "I think that we should get some of that flea killing stuff that Kagome brought in the 5th episode. Then maybe we can get rid of him!"
Inuyasha: "He is such a poser he totally took my look"
C. Inuyasha + LK: *stare *
Inuyasha: '_' "Did I say that out loud?"
C. Inuyasha lunges at Inuyasha and then they start an all out battle in a cloud of smoke moving all around the field while LK just watches them.
LK: "This might take a while, so onto the chapter:"
'The Playstation Lawyer Dinner Party'
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LK runs into the guys panting because she has news of how their sponsorship with Playstation is going (they really don't want to lose all that money).
Kagome: "So, how did it go?"
LK: "Awful, the guy lawyers kept on wanting to see more..well..shots of women. And the woman lawyer wants to get a date with Sesshoumaru."
Sesshoumaru (who just popped up from nowhere) "Like that's going to happen." (Then disappears again)
Inuyasha: "So what did you say?"
LK: "Weellllll.."
Kagome: "Come on, tell us."
LK: "Weeelllll..."
Miroku: "Yeah c'mon."
LK: "Weellll.."
Sango: "SPIT IT OUT ALREADY!!"
Kirara: "Mew (yeah!)"
LK: "Wellllll.."
Inuyasha: "COULD YOU JUST GO ON AND TELL US ALREADY? I DON'T THINK THE READERS WOULD ENJOY READING A 10 PAGE CHAPTER ABOUT YOU SAYING 'WELLLL'!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LK: * in a rushed voice * "Fine, we have to throw them a dinner party to show them that we can accomplish something!!!"
Inuyasha: "Oh, is that all? For a minute I thought you were gonna say that we had to be their man-slaves or something."
LK: * looking at feet * "Well we do, if the meal isn't first class to them."
Everyone: o.O "We're dead."
LK: "Don't lose hope guys * smiles brightly *, I happen to be an excellent cook!!"
Inuyasha: (pictures LK over a stove with a pan of something black and crispy while spuuing black smoke and her having a fire extinguisher and blowing the foam from the extinguisher into her face while Buyo is trying to climb up her back to get to the nuclear bacon)
LK: "Well it's at my house so let's get going!!!"
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Inuyasha: "Man, that airplane ride was long."
Kagome: "Well what do you expect? We almost went half-way around the world!!"
Inuyasha: "Well they should at least make some better snacks."
Kagome: * in a sarcastic voice * "Like ramen noodles?"
Inuyasha: * pondering * "Yeah, that'll be good. Glad I brought my own supply."
Kagome starts to chew Inuyasha out because he just had to bring about 100 pounds worth of ramen noodles.
LK: "Well let's fix this place up." * Takes out laptop from nowhere, types in something and small townhouse turns into a huge mansion with a fountain and about 18 acres of land. Dining room turns into fancy oak lining and tables and junk with china plates. All the girls are all of a sudden in dresses, and their hairs done. The guys get dosed in water to get rid of that outdoorsy smell. *
LK: "Now I'll get to cooking dinner." * walks toward the kitchen *
Others: o.o
Miroku: "What was that for?" * looking at himself soaking wet * Then looks at Sango with a strapless dress on. Starts to hunch over, drooling madly, with little hearts in his eyes.*
Sango: * hides behind Kagome * "Get him away from me."
LK: * comes out later wiping her hands * "Well after the food's done, I guess we won't be missing anything."
Inuyasha: "With such a big place don't you think it should have some servants or something?"
LK: * smiles and claps hands * "Good idea!!!"
Inuyasha: "Well who are you going to get to do it? I don't think my brother will just pop up and volunteer for the job." * In a rather harsh voice *
All of a sudden Sesshoumaru pops up and says in a very emotionless voice "I volunteer for the job Jaken will help out too ( * Jaken shows up "How in the world did we get here m'lord? ... m'lord? Are you okay? .. * points at the group * "You did this to Lord Sesshoumaru!!! I'm going to...(yells threats at us).*). Please tell me what to do."
All of a sudden Fluffy-chan's eyes went back to normal and then he yelled at LK, "YOU STOP CONTROLING ME LIKE THIS!!!!!!!!!"
LK: * bright eyes * "Please help, well lose our sponsorship with Playstation if you don't help out."
Sesshoumaru: * considers the thought for a moment * "What's in it for me?"
LK: "I'll announce to the few people who read my fanfic that you keep Rin because you are a very handsome, caring, cool guy."
Sesshoumaru: "Fine, but I want Inuyasha to suffer."
LK: "Maybe. But for right now just....AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE FOOD'S BURNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"
Everyone looks to the kitchen which has just set off the fire alarm. LK runs in and then the fire stops. The others walk in to find a waterfall crying charcoaled faced LK in a pitch black kitchen which smells of burnt chicken and lost money from Playstation.
LK: * still has anime tears flowing from her eyes * "What are we going to do?! I have no extra food and they'll be here.. * doorbell rings * OH MY GAWD!!!!!! THERE HERE, WE'RE DOOMED!!!!!!!!
Kagome: "I'll go get the door, you guys decide what to do."
LK: "WWWWWWAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Shippo (hey he's finally in this fic!): "What are we going to do? Naraku, Kikiyo, Kouga and the Playstation Lawyers are here and we need to fix something in 20 minutes or less without a stove (intelligent little fox- demon-thingy).
In the doorway a bright light and music going "Al-la-lo-ha" They all turn around (LK is still weeping) Inuyasha stood there with a chief's hat on and said in a very serious voice:
"Do not worry, for I shall save you."
Everyone: O_O
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LK: "Well I guess that's sorta like a cliffhanger. But..."
LK looks down at the fools who are still fighting in a smoke of dust. Then the dust clears and Inuyasha comes out victorious while pulling C. Inuyasha's hair and putting one foot on his back. And grinning idiotically.
C. Inuyasha: @.@
LK: * claps very slowly and sarcastically * "Good job Inuyasha, you just beat up a six year old half-demon, who you are twice as tall, as big, and as strong."
Inuyasha: "Any victory should be gloated upon." * Still grinning *
LK: "Well *sigh and rolled eyes * until our next action packed chapter, .. Bye.
C. Inuyasha: still @_@
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Please R&R, or else, I know where you live.
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Warning: This chapter is not meant for toaster use (Excel Saga)
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Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha, or Playstation, so just get over it already (Although I wished I owned Inuyasha '.~)
Inuyasha: "Well you said it again."
LK: "Well" *now in a quiet voice * "I want to try to distract the Playstation lawyers because I don't think Myoga's letter will work."
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Flashback to Myoga writing apology letter to Playstation:
Dear Playstation Evil bloodsucking lawyers,
We would like to apologize to you for the stupidity that has befallen you for you to think that a Playstation 3 will stop the war Bush has set up to get the money for his new Jacuzzi for the White house(sorry guys I'm a democrat!). And I think you should just ...
The letter goes on insulting Playstation because they took Myoga out of the Dark Cloud videogame.
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C. Inuyasha: "I think that we should get some of that flea killing stuff that Kagome brought in the 5th episode. Then maybe we can get rid of him!"
Inuyasha: "He is such a poser he totally took my look"
C. Inuyasha + LK: *stare *
Inuyasha: '_' "Did I say that out loud?"
C. Inuyasha lunges at Inuyasha and then they start an all out battle in a cloud of smoke moving all around the field while LK just watches them.
LK: "This might take a while, so onto the chapter:"
'The Playstation Lawyer Dinner Party'
********************
LK runs into the guys panting because she has news of how their sponsorship with Playstation is going (they really don't want to lose all that money).
Kagome: "So, how did it go?"
LK: "Awful, the guy lawyers kept on wanting to see more..well..shots of women. And the woman lawyer wants to get a date with Sesshoumaru."
Sesshoumaru (who just popped up from nowhere) "Like that's going to happen." (Then disappears again)
Inuyasha: "So what did you say?"
LK: "Weellllll.."
Kagome: "Come on, tell us."
LK: "Weeelllll..."
Miroku: "Yeah c'mon."
LK: "Weellll.."
Sango: "SPIT IT OUT ALREADY!!"
Kirara: "Mew (yeah!)"
LK: "Wellllll.."
Inuyasha: "COULD YOU JUST GO ON AND TELL US ALREADY? I DON'T THINK THE READERS WOULD ENJOY READING A 10 PAGE CHAPTER ABOUT YOU SAYING 'WELLLL'!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LK: * in a rushed voice * "Fine, we have to throw them a dinner party to show them that we can accomplish something!!!"
Inuyasha: "Oh, is that all? For a minute I thought you were gonna say that we had to be their man-slaves or something."
LK: * looking at feet * "Well we do, if the meal isn't first class to them."
Everyone: o.O "We're dead."
LK: "Don't lose hope guys * smiles brightly *, I happen to be an excellent cook!!"
Inuyasha: (pictures LK over a stove with a pan of something black and crispy while spuuing black smoke and her having a fire extinguisher and blowing the foam from the extinguisher into her face while Buyo is trying to climb up her back to get to the nuclear bacon)
LK: "Well it's at my house so let's get going!!!"
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Inuyasha: "Man, that airplane ride was long."
Kagome: "Well what do you expect? We almost went half-way around the world!!"
Inuyasha: "Well they should at least make some better snacks."
Kagome: * in a sarcastic voice * "Like ramen noodles?"
Inuyasha: * pondering * "Yeah, that'll be good. Glad I brought my own supply."
Kagome starts to chew Inuyasha out because he just had to bring about 100 pounds worth of ramen noodles.
LK: "Well let's fix this place up." * Takes out laptop from nowhere, types in something and small townhouse turns into a huge mansion with a fountain and about 18 acres of land. Dining room turns into fancy oak lining and tables and junk with china plates. All the girls are all of a sudden in dresses, and their hairs done. The guys get dosed in water to get rid of that outdoorsy smell. *
LK: "Now I'll get to cooking dinner." * walks toward the kitchen *
Others: o.o
Miroku: "What was that for?" * looking at himself soaking wet * Then looks at Sango with a strapless dress on. Starts to hunch over, drooling madly, with little hearts in his eyes.*
Sango: * hides behind Kagome * "Get him away from me."
LK: * comes out later wiping her hands * "Well after the food's done, I guess we won't be missing anything."
Inuyasha: "With such a big place don't you think it should have some servants or something?"
LK: * smiles and claps hands * "Good idea!!!"
Inuyasha: "Well who are you going to get to do it? I don't think my brother will just pop up and volunteer for the job." * In a rather harsh voice *
All of a sudden Sesshoumaru pops up and says in a very emotionless voice "I volunteer for the job Jaken will help out too ( * Jaken shows up "How in the world did we get here m'lord? ... m'lord? Are you okay? .. * points at the group * "You did this to Lord Sesshoumaru!!! I'm going to...(yells threats at us).*). Please tell me what to do."
All of a sudden Fluffy-chan's eyes went back to normal and then he yelled at LK, "YOU STOP CONTROLING ME LIKE THIS!!!!!!!!!"
LK: * bright eyes * "Please help, well lose our sponsorship with Playstation if you don't help out."
Sesshoumaru: * considers the thought for a moment * "What's in it for me?"
LK: "I'll announce to the few people who read my fanfic that you keep Rin because you are a very handsome, caring, cool guy."
Sesshoumaru: "Fine, but I want Inuyasha to suffer."
LK: "Maybe. But for right now just....AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE FOOD'S BURNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"
Everyone looks to the kitchen which has just set off the fire alarm. LK runs in and then the fire stops. The others walk in to find a waterfall crying charcoaled faced LK in a pitch black kitchen which smells of burnt chicken and lost money from Playstation.
LK: * still has anime tears flowing from her eyes * "What are we going to do?! I have no extra food and they'll be here.. * doorbell rings * OH MY GAWD!!!!!! THERE HERE, WE'RE DOOMED!!!!!!!!
Kagome: "I'll go get the door, you guys decide what to do."
LK: "WWWWWWAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Shippo (hey he's finally in this fic!): "What are we going to do? Naraku, Kikiyo, Kouga and the Playstation Lawyers are here and we need to fix something in 20 minutes or less without a stove (intelligent little fox- demon-thingy).
In the doorway a bright light and music going "Al-la-lo-ha" They all turn around (LK is still weeping) Inuyasha stood there with a chief's hat on and said in a very serious voice:
"Do not worry, for I shall save you."
Everyone: O_O
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LK: "Well I guess that's sorta like a cliffhanger. But..."
LK looks down at the fools who are still fighting in a smoke of dust. Then the dust clears and Inuyasha comes out victorious while pulling C. Inuyasha's hair and putting one foot on his back. And grinning idiotically.
C. Inuyasha: @.@
LK: * claps very slowly and sarcastically * "Good job Inuyasha, you just beat up a six year old half-demon, who you are twice as tall, as big, and as strong."
Inuyasha: "Any victory should be gloated upon." * Still grinning *
LK: "Well *sigh and rolled eyes * until our next action packed chapter, .. Bye.
C. Inuyasha: still @_@
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Please R&R, or else, I know where you live.
