Whoa! I'm finally updating!!!!! Yes, and I promise you'll be thoroughly disturbed by this chapter by none other then the groveling toad/alligator/pigeon server Jaken!!

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'The Very Strange Karaoke Contest and the Immortal Jaken of Dark Destruction'

Inuyasha: "Even though I hate your guts I guess its good you finally updated."

LK: "Can I help it if I was on a two month writer's block?"

Inuyasha: "Oh is that what evil, demented authoresses call flirting with guys these days?"

LK: * blush * "Well, ...YEAH!!!!"

Miroku: * pops out of nowhere and says in a teleprompter voice to all the girls watching this right now* "Well if you, yes I mean you, want to be flirted with and groped and to bear my child just call this hot-line: 1-800- BEAR-CHILD-NOW!!!

All girls: * sweat drop * * then most go over to a phone and start dialing their fingers off*

C. Inuyasha: "As if this fanfic could get anymore perverted."

Sango: * mortified *

LK: "Okay, while 'hot-lips' over there is answering the phone, let's talk about the quick-scheme way we're going to make money."

Kagome: "But didn't we already solve the problem with the all-mighty Playstation Lawyers?"

Inuyasha: "Yeah, but we still need an extra $1000 to pay for the addition onto our trailers."

Kagome: "OOOOOOohhhhhhhhh, so does that mean I'll finally get that sauna I've been wanting?"

Miroku: "Yeah and maybe we can go in there, without the towels."

Sango: * still mortified *

Kagome: * to LK * "DO SOMETHING TO HIM NOW!!!!!"

LK: * pulls out laptop, types in some words * "It is done."

:: All of a sudden prayer beads are around Miroku's neck and he is trying desperately to get them off ::

LK: "All you need now is the magic word!"

Kagome: * stroking chin in concentration * "Well let's see, what is the magic word for Miroku?"

Miroku: "I know! It's-"

Kagome: * cuts him off * "I know!!!! PERVERT!!!!!!!!!!!"

:: Miroku is smashed into the ground ::

Sango: * un-mortified and then evilly grins * "He, he, he... PERVERT *smash* PERVERT *smash* PERVERT * smash * ECT."

LK: Onto the chapter ..... please?"

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Inuyasha: "How in the world did you drag us into a bar and get us into a FREAKIN' KAROKE CONTEST!!!!?????????"

LK: * smiles innocently * "Well I am the evil, demented authoress."

Kagome: "Come on Inu-sama. We'll finally get to hear your beautiful singing voice!"

Miroku: * stifles laughter * "What singing voice? All he can do is howl!"

Inuyasha: * glares at Miroku * "Pervert"

:: Miroku smashes into the seat and onto the floor ::

Miroku: @_@

Kagome: "Well, you don't have to sing." * looks up onto stage * "Hey, what's that?"

:: Jaken comes out the stage with a microphone in hand and clears throat ::

Inuyasha: "WHAT'S THAT FREAKIN' TOAD DOING HERE??????!!!!!!! WHERE'S SESSHOMARU?!"

:: Sesshomaru is over at another booth with Rin looking horrified up at the stage ( well not horrified, but he's showing an emotion of disbelief) ::

Jaken: "I will be singing this song for my one and only love, Lord Sesshomaru."

:: Jaken starts singing:

L is for the way you look at me

O is for the only one I see

V is very, very, extra ordinary

E is even more then anyone that you adore'

Everyone: * mortified O_O *

Sango: "That is just sick and wrong." *lip twitches *

Kagome: "Even worse; he sounds good." * eyebrow twitch *

Miroku: * covers mouth * "Oh dear gawd, where is the Bathroom?!!!!! I'm gonna' hurl!!"

'And love is all that I can give to you

Love is only just a game for two

SO GET RID OF THAT LITTLE HUMAN BRAT LORD SESSHOMARU!!!!! DON'T TAKE YOUR LOVE AWAY FROM ME AGAIN!!!!!!!!"

Sesshomaru: * gets up, goes over to the gang's table * "You, girl who follows my brother around; would you happen to have your arrows?"

Kagome: * gets up and takes arrow out of quiver, strings it on bow, pulls back and hits Jaken directly in the heart *

:: Jaken twitches, then stops moving, but after 30 seconds or so, a grubby little hand pulls the arrow out *

Jaken: "I'M ALIVE!!!!!"

Inuyasha: "Not for long!"

:: Inuyasha takes Jaken to the kitchen and then stuffs him down the garbage disposal and then turns the switch on :;

Jaken: "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

:: Inuyasha opens cabinet doors below sink and gapes at what he sees; Jaken is a pile of gore but there are two little eyeballs that start to blink ::

Kagome: * comes up behind him * "TO THE STAKE!!!!"

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Later....

:: Jaken is tied to a stake and is being covered in gasoline. Everybody from the Inuyasha cast is there with popcorn and with marshmallows on sticks so that when Jaken burns they'll have smores::

Kagome, Inuyasha, Sango, Miroku, Shippo: * evilly grin and then light 5 matches and then tosses them at the tied up Jaken *

:: Jaken burns while everybody is having fun having smores and we hear a very interesting conversation between Kagura and Kanna (who is TALKING!!)

Kanna: "Yeah, you know, I had to take this job cause' papa said that if I didn't find a job in an anime show that he'd make me try out for a soap opera where I'm a boy who got surgery to become a girl at birth and then I find out from a maid, who's my mom, that my dad met in a bar one night." Kagura: "Yeah, well, I also had pressure into getting this job. Mister-I'm- too-important-to-wear-normal-clothes-so-I-wear-a-baboon-coat over there made me take this job also."

Kanna: "We are totally unappreciated."

Kagura: "Yeah I know."

Inuyasha: "The zombie kid talks?"

LK: "I don't know, but I just really wanted her to say something for once."

Sango: "So are there anymore torture sessions?"

LK: * looks over at the pile of ash with two eyeballs on top of it that are blinking * "Well, until that regenerates, I guess we could go find Kikiyo."

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Yeah, that's the chapter. Very boring I know, but I figured I better update.

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