MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I DO NOT OWN INUYASHA!!!!! Wait? Why am I happy about that?! I should be depressed, traumatized by that fact!!!!!!!

I am back for another insanely insane chapter of Inu-cam!!!!!

Inuyasha: * Being glomped by LK* "Why me?"

LK: "Because you're my lover boy ^-^"

Inuyasha: O_O "Help me."

Kagome: * Rushes in with arrows and readies one * "Get away from MY man LaprisKnight!!!!!"

Inuyasha: * gulps* "I have two girls after me?"

Kikyou: * appears with her stupid soul-sucky things (I know their actually called Shinidamachuu (that's a mouth full) * "No he's my man, I had him first!"

Inuyasha: "Not her too! That makes THREE!!!!"

Kikyou: * Glare *

Miroku: "I wouldn't mind three...."

Sango: "PERVERT!"

:: Miroku smashes to the ground ::

Sango: ^_^ "Remember Miroku, that's my word of the day, everyday"

Miroku: "NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Next thing you know I'll have a permanent slap mark on my face."

LK: "Hey, not bad idea." * gets laptop out and then clicks in some junk and there behold on Miroku's face is a red slap mark *

Miroku: "Why is everyone mean to ME?"

Sango: "Because you're a pervert and I secretly love you! Wait no I don't!! YOU" * glares at LK whom is smirking evilly at her laptop *

LK: "Well I figure everyone has to suffer."

Kagome: "My arm's getting stiff holding this arrow."

LK: * sigh * "Fine, I give up. But to torture Kagome, enter Kouga!"

Kouga: "WHERE'S MY WOH-MAN?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Kagome: *shaking head * "Oi, me head."

:: Kouga starts to flirt with Kagome who is politely trying to keep him away ::

Kouga: "But Kagome you're my woh-man!"

Kagome: "But Kouga, my heart belongs to Inuyasha!"

Inuyasha: "Is this some sort or alter universe or something??????!!!!!!!"

LK: "Now to get rid of Kikyou, so we can carry on with the romantic junk!"

:: A comet comes and explodes Kikyou and LK is at her laptop smiling evilly ::

Sango: "I have a question, does this chapter have any meaning?"

LK: "I dunno. Can any of you think of a quick-scheme way to get some cash?"

Shippo: "Let's rob a bank!"

:: Silence ::

LK: "OKAY!!!! That sounds fun!"

Shippo: "Yah! We're going to rob a bank!"

Kagome: "But isn't that really hard?"

LK: "Nope, all we need is some equipment and some 'Mission Impossible' theme music and......."

Miroku: "Skin-tight, black, leather clothing."

Sango: *hits Miroku over the head with Hiraikotsu * "YOU BAKA!!!!!!!!!!! PERVERT!!!!!!!!"

Miroku: *smashes to ground * "Ouch."

LK: "Okay, back to the romantic stuff real quick though." * Kouga gets hit by a flying Buyo in the head *

Kouga: * temporarily dead *

LK: "Okay, now Kagome's and Inuyasha's hearts can be together and we can rob a bank!"

Inuyasha and Kagome: *blushing and sweatdropping *

Sango: "American or Japanese?"

LK: "Since I don't know any Japanese, I guess we'll go with American."

Miroku: "TO WACHOVIA!!!!!!!!"

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Kagome: "I cannot believe we let Miroku pick out the clothing."

Miroku: "Well, I look hot, you two look hot, Inuyasha's in a black kimono......"

Inuyasha: "IT'S NOT A KIMONO IT'S A.......... kimono."

Sango: "Be quiet Inuyasha, or else we'll be caught."

Inuyasha: "Right."

LK: "Well I got the rope, shall we do it?"

Shippo: "Yeah!"

LK: "Also know, I'm not responsible for any fatal injury or death."

Everyone: * face fault *

LK: * gets out boom-box and starts playing Mission Impossible * "Let's go."

:: The gang starts crawling through a vent, over some robotic security guards, over a pool of molten lava, and a evil Furby of Death!::

Miroku: "Not Furby!!!!!!"

Sango: "Just be quiet, maybe it won't hear us."

Furby: * sees them * "I'm going to kiillllll you!"

Kagome: "RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!"

Inuyasha: "No way, it's just a Furby."

Furby: "I'm going to kill your mommy with an axe!"

Inuyasha: "Well, okay, RUN AWAY!!!"

Everyone: "AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" * while running away *

Miroku: "That Furby is following us."

:: They stop to look for a moment. They're in a gray hallway with no windows or doors (kind of freaky) and there's no Furby behind them. But when they look ahead and then back behind them, Furby's there and he's got a gun::

Furby: "I've got a gun." * picks it up and points it at them (how?) * "I'm going to shoot you now!"

Kagome: "IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE SOME SICK VERSION OF A HORROR FILM?!!!!!!!!!!!"

LK: "I know how we can get rid of Furby!" * picks up a pokeball * "Go Sumo- wrestler Buyo!!!!!!!!"

:: Buyo appears out of the pokeball and is on it's hind legs with one of those white things on ::

Buyo: * steps with the left paw then the right, while his fat jiggles and then runs towards the Furby and crushes it *

Kagome: "I'm afraid of my cat now."

:: Buyo gets up and the Furby is squished ::

Furby: "I. Will. Return." *then 'dissappears through a floor trap and there's a crunching noise once he hit the bottom. *

Miroku: "That has got to be the worst enemy we've ever faced."

Inuyasha: "Worst then Naraku?"

Miroku: "Naraku's strong, but the Furby was just pure evil."

Sango: "To the vault!"

:: The gang then arrives at the vault, Buyo smashes it open and to Shippo's great pleasure, it's not filled with money, but with candy ::

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Shippo: "Huh, I think I ate too much." * he's now fat *

LK: *crying * "There's no money!"

Inuyasha: "Oh well, at least we'll rot our teeth out."

Kagome: "Why would a Wachovia have candy instead of money?"

Miroku: "Well, I guess we went to the wrong building."

Sango: "Dang."

Kagome: "Well at least we found out that Inuyasha and me are supposed to be together and not that (insert bad name here) Kikyou."

Inuyasha: "I don't get you." * to LK *

LK: *smiles * "I know, I'm sick!"

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Sorry, crappy ending, but hey, at least I updated. I'll try to update next week, so please stick with me!!!!!!!!