Disclaimer: I sadly do not own any of the characters....blah...blah (Yet! *
looks to J.K with an evil smirk!)
A/N: enjoy and remember this is a slash! That means guy-guy action. (Mostly
HP/DM but some SF/HP and HP/OW!!!and mybe more me don't know)
Rating:pg-13
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Chapter 1- The Dursley's
Harry awoke with a disastrous bang on the cupboard door under the stairs. Now you ask why he was moved back to the cupboard.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Flashback~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Harry had just finished his supper *a piece of stale bread and Pepsi why Pepsi don't ask you don't want another flashback do you* and walked back into the smallest room of the house which sadly was his bedroom. He looked to his closet for he herd a bonk and out popped the one and only dobby. Dobby however was not the same, something about him was different.
"Dobby has come to fetch Harry Potter, to help him." Harry knew for a strange mark on dobby also known as the dark mark that dobby was not there to help him although dobby definitely thought he was doing well. "Dobby, are you ok I do not wish to come and." Dobby cut Harry off grabbing his arm.
- "Harry MUST come with Dobby!" and with that tried to catch Harry again piercing Harry with a burning look of the eye because Harry slowly slipped out of the house elf's grip knowing full well he was not going to help Harry. Harry quickly pulled out his wand and said some spell he remembered not knowing exactly what it meant. BIG MISTAKE! Suddenly POOF dust was all over his room. And this is not ordinary dust, this is house elf dust. Harry had killed dobby. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~End Flashback~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Anyway he had made a mess of is room and the Dursey's were not pleased.
"Boy! Get up and make are breakfast!" Harry still half asleep obviously didn't have much commonsense at the moment because he simple said.
"No." Harry catching his mistake just realized how deep he got himself. Harry flinched as his uncle pulled open the door. His uncle grabbed Harry by the very slim arm and threw him across the hall trashing poor Harry into the kitchen door. "How dare you disobey your Aunt Petunia? We are in charge of you and you are to listen to us------------------------ At that moment he froze, just stopped in mid sentence. Harry had not noticed for he was closing his eyes tight in the corner of the room trying to orb out like the white lighters on that really cool show he saw with 2 witches and suff.
"Hello Mr. Potter." Malfoy pulled Harry up and walked him to the kitchen. Harry trying to figure out what happened finally realized Malfoy was in his kitchen. Confused and grateful he put his hand down on the counter. Little did he know it wasn't the counter. It was the stove. "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! SHIT! FUCKIN HELP ME YOU BASTARD!" Malfoy chuckled a bit at Harry's foolishness and healed his burn with a simple spell and a flick of his wand.
"Hey, thanks for that." Harry said examining the place where the burn was, "You really remind me of Hermione, being all good at school and stuff not counting your being evil."
"Evil? " Draco asked not to surprised after all he had made Harry's life a living hell. "Never mind I get the picture. Now we really have to get going."
"Right I'll grbp my trunk." Harry skipped to his trunk *skipped bwahaha* Harry lugged his tunk and Hedwig outside not considering how Malfoy got there and how there were going to leave until he slammed right into what he thought was midair. Obviously not for he slammed into it. Harry stupidly scooted back and continued on yet again hitting the "air".
"POTTER! I would prefer you to use the door to my car not try to go through it!" Harry still not getting it this time ran into the "air".
"My god potter." Malfoy got in front of Harry and opened the door which was obviously invisible. Harry confused got in to which he still thought was "air" and just sat and blinked. "There now you're in the car and we are ready to get going."
"Wait this is a car?" *author sighs why did I make him so dumb?* "Yes and we have to drive to Diagon Ally so buckle up" "You have a license?" "Yes" "Why are you bringing me to Diagon Ally?" "Dumbledore's orders" "Why is my shit brown?" "Because when you---wait that was just to annoy me wasn't it?" "Yup"
The two then arrived at the Leaky Cauldron. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Two rooms please." Did Malfoy say please? I guess this won't be so bad.
"Sorry, no rooms left but, Ah Mister Potter, I'm sure can get you one room to
Share, if that's ok with you?" They both looked at each other and nodded to the man at the
counter. When the two got their keys they went to their rooms and settled down.
"Oh, Draco, I promised 'Mione and Ron to go shopping with them tomorrow, would
you like to come? "Shit I called him Draco I hope he doesn't notice--
*did he call me Draco? Did you call me Draco?" * At the thought of Weasel and mudblood I shivered but said, "Sure, oh and I'll order a extra bed for you to sleep on." "Why do I have to sleep on the extra bed?!" "cause I need the bed!" "No way am I going to sleep on a lumpy old bed while you get the soft king size bed! NO WAY!" "Fine, we split the bed in two." "Fine"
LATER THAT NIGHT~
Draco and Harry lay on the bed split in half and for some reason Draco was disappointed about this. Why am I so disappointed about this? "BEACAUSE THIS IS A SLASH!" Who said that? What's a slash--*keeps talking to self while-
"I though I told you to stick with the script!" "I know but Dracie and Harry are so clueless I had to get it interesting!" "Fine I'll write it in but next time you'll be out------ "BWAHAHA!" Evil narrator runs off with script to do some fixing**********
"CABOOOOOOOOM!" "Huh?! What the hell was that" Draco said after squealing like a girl. Harry surprised by Draco's reaction looked to the window, "it's our letters and the Weasley's owl brought them." Draco mumbled *figures* Harry ran to the owl and grabbed the letter. Harry started to notice there was only one with both names on it, probably ran out of envelopes. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dear Mr. Potter and Mr. Malfoy,
This letter is very important for your school year has just changed! Hogwarts is doing an experiment. You will learn more at school. Remember don't be late to the train and congratulations. Your school supply list is on the other parchment.
~Albus Dumbledore~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Experiment! So that's why I had to play taxi picking you up and bringing you here! That crazy man has no idea what kind of experiment this will turn out as!" "Oh my" was all Harry could say right about then. "What ever, well I got to go and meet 'Mione and Ron you coming?" "Yeah, I do have to get my supplies." They both went downstairs to meet Harry's friends. "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARY!" Hermione screeched running to him when she suddenly stopped and realized, MALFOY!
Ron very shocked and not told about Malfoy coming yelled at Malfoy. *God damnit you mother-and so on and Draco fed up with this punch Ron and well you can tell it was not going to be a good day. "Ron-Draco was just coming with us because Professor Dumbledore has some "experiment" and has sent us together for I have no idea why. So please just shut up and let's go." Ron then Hermione went then Harry but some hormones got the better of Draco when he grabbed Harry's hand and...
BWAHAHA! NARRATOR IS EVIL! *SMACK* Sorry 'bout that. My narrator has gone mad but maybe not insane I think we'll just leave the story here for now! r&r!
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Chapter 1- The Dursley's
Harry awoke with a disastrous bang on the cupboard door under the stairs. Now you ask why he was moved back to the cupboard.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Flashback~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Harry had just finished his supper *a piece of stale bread and Pepsi why Pepsi don't ask you don't want another flashback do you* and walked back into the smallest room of the house which sadly was his bedroom. He looked to his closet for he herd a bonk and out popped the one and only dobby. Dobby however was not the same, something about him was different.
"Dobby has come to fetch Harry Potter, to help him." Harry knew for a strange mark on dobby also known as the dark mark that dobby was not there to help him although dobby definitely thought he was doing well. "Dobby, are you ok I do not wish to come and." Dobby cut Harry off grabbing his arm.
- "Harry MUST come with Dobby!" and with that tried to catch Harry again piercing Harry with a burning look of the eye because Harry slowly slipped out of the house elf's grip knowing full well he was not going to help Harry. Harry quickly pulled out his wand and said some spell he remembered not knowing exactly what it meant. BIG MISTAKE! Suddenly POOF dust was all over his room. And this is not ordinary dust, this is house elf dust. Harry had killed dobby. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~End Flashback~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Anyway he had made a mess of is room and the Dursey's were not pleased.
"Boy! Get up and make are breakfast!" Harry still half asleep obviously didn't have much commonsense at the moment because he simple said.
"No." Harry catching his mistake just realized how deep he got himself. Harry flinched as his uncle pulled open the door. His uncle grabbed Harry by the very slim arm and threw him across the hall trashing poor Harry into the kitchen door. "How dare you disobey your Aunt Petunia? We are in charge of you and you are to listen to us------------------------ At that moment he froze, just stopped in mid sentence. Harry had not noticed for he was closing his eyes tight in the corner of the room trying to orb out like the white lighters on that really cool show he saw with 2 witches and suff.
"Hello Mr. Potter." Malfoy pulled Harry up and walked him to the kitchen. Harry trying to figure out what happened finally realized Malfoy was in his kitchen. Confused and grateful he put his hand down on the counter. Little did he know it wasn't the counter. It was the stove. "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! SHIT! FUCKIN HELP ME YOU BASTARD!" Malfoy chuckled a bit at Harry's foolishness and healed his burn with a simple spell and a flick of his wand.
"Hey, thanks for that." Harry said examining the place where the burn was, "You really remind me of Hermione, being all good at school and stuff not counting your being evil."
"Evil? " Draco asked not to surprised after all he had made Harry's life a living hell. "Never mind I get the picture. Now we really have to get going."
"Right I'll grbp my trunk." Harry skipped to his trunk *skipped bwahaha* Harry lugged his tunk and Hedwig outside not considering how Malfoy got there and how there were going to leave until he slammed right into what he thought was midair. Obviously not for he slammed into it. Harry stupidly scooted back and continued on yet again hitting the "air".
"POTTER! I would prefer you to use the door to my car not try to go through it!" Harry still not getting it this time ran into the "air".
"My god potter." Malfoy got in front of Harry and opened the door which was obviously invisible. Harry confused got in to which he still thought was "air" and just sat and blinked. "There now you're in the car and we are ready to get going."
"Wait this is a car?" *author sighs why did I make him so dumb?* "Yes and we have to drive to Diagon Ally so buckle up" "You have a license?" "Yes" "Why are you bringing me to Diagon Ally?" "Dumbledore's orders" "Why is my shit brown?" "Because when you---wait that was just to annoy me wasn't it?" "Yup"
The two then arrived at the Leaky Cauldron. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Two rooms please." Did Malfoy say please? I guess this won't be so bad.
"Sorry, no rooms left but, Ah Mister Potter, I'm sure can get you one room to
Share, if that's ok with you?" They both looked at each other and nodded to the man at the
counter. When the two got their keys they went to their rooms and settled down.
"Oh, Draco, I promised 'Mione and Ron to go shopping with them tomorrow, would
you like to come? "Shit I called him Draco I hope he doesn't notice--
*did he call me Draco? Did you call me Draco?" * At the thought of Weasel and mudblood I shivered but said, "Sure, oh and I'll order a extra bed for you to sleep on." "Why do I have to sleep on the extra bed?!" "cause I need the bed!" "No way am I going to sleep on a lumpy old bed while you get the soft king size bed! NO WAY!" "Fine, we split the bed in two." "Fine"
LATER THAT NIGHT~
Draco and Harry lay on the bed split in half and for some reason Draco was disappointed about this. Why am I so disappointed about this? "BEACAUSE THIS IS A SLASH!" Who said that? What's a slash--*keeps talking to self while-
"I though I told you to stick with the script!" "I know but Dracie and Harry are so clueless I had to get it interesting!" "Fine I'll write it in but next time you'll be out------ "BWAHAHA!" Evil narrator runs off with script to do some fixing**********
"CABOOOOOOOOM!" "Huh?! What the hell was that" Draco said after squealing like a girl. Harry surprised by Draco's reaction looked to the window, "it's our letters and the Weasley's owl brought them." Draco mumbled *figures* Harry ran to the owl and grabbed the letter. Harry started to notice there was only one with both names on it, probably ran out of envelopes. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dear Mr. Potter and Mr. Malfoy,
This letter is very important for your school year has just changed! Hogwarts is doing an experiment. You will learn more at school. Remember don't be late to the train and congratulations. Your school supply list is on the other parchment.
~Albus Dumbledore~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Experiment! So that's why I had to play taxi picking you up and bringing you here! That crazy man has no idea what kind of experiment this will turn out as!" "Oh my" was all Harry could say right about then. "What ever, well I got to go and meet 'Mione and Ron you coming?" "Yeah, I do have to get my supplies." They both went downstairs to meet Harry's friends. "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARY!" Hermione screeched running to him when she suddenly stopped and realized, MALFOY!
Ron very shocked and not told about Malfoy coming yelled at Malfoy. *God damnit you mother-and so on and Draco fed up with this punch Ron and well you can tell it was not going to be a good day. "Ron-Draco was just coming with us because Professor Dumbledore has some "experiment" and has sent us together for I have no idea why. So please just shut up and let's go." Ron then Hermione went then Harry but some hormones got the better of Draco when he grabbed Harry's hand and...
BWAHAHA! NARRATOR IS EVIL! *SMACK* Sorry 'bout that. My narrator has gone mad but maybe not insane I think we'll just leave the story here for now! r&r!
