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Ham-Hams Go Insane!

**Storyline**

Hamtaro, Bijou, and Oxnard go to the park and meet the strangest hamsters they've ever seen! They are completely insane!

((In the Clubhouse))

Hamtaro: Hamha! Wanna go to the park with me?

Oxnard: Um, okay. As long as we don't get in trouble.... (he shivers, and drops his sunflower seed) OH NO! I DROPPED MY SEED!!!! Where did it go? Help me, Hamtaro!

Hamtaro: Hif-hif..... (sniffs) It's right here, you goofy Ham!

Oxnard: (blushes) Oh, thanks. Sorry about that.

Bijou: In answer to your question, Hamtaro, I would looove to go to the park with you!

Hamtaro: (blushes) Thanks. Ok, let's go guys!

(the three Ham-Hams run to the park)

((In the park))

Hamtaro: Hey, who are those strange Hams over there?

Bijou: I don't know. Maybe we should introduce ourselves. Then we'll find out.

Oxnard: You sure have good ideas, Bijou! I am always up for a chance to make new friends.... even though I usually goof up and make a fool of myself....

Hamtaro: Oh, don't be silly, Oxnard! Now, let's go meet them!

(they all walk up casually to the group of Hams)

Hamtaro: Um, hi!

(there are three Hams: two girls and a boy. The boy is black with a few random white spots. He carries a backpack of some sort. The girls appear to be twin hamsters. The both are pure brown with green eyes and purple hair ribbons. One carries a flower. The other carries nothing but seems to be humming to herself.)

(the Ham with the flower looks over at Hamtaro)

Hamster with flower: Yes?

Hamtaro: Hi, I'm Hamtaro! This is Oxnard. (oxnards waves) and Bijou. (bijou nods). Are you from around here?

Hamster with flower: Used to be. Then our owners got rid of us. Now we're field Hams! I'm Rose-Rose.

Hamtaro: Nice to meet you. Who are the other two?

Rose-Rose: This is my twin sister, Pearls. The other one is my brother, Ham.

Pearls: (stops humming. looks up) WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT ME?

Rose-Rose: Calm down, sis. I was just introducing you.

Bijou: Not to be mean or anything, but what's with her?

Rose-Rose: She's paranoid. Doesn't surprise me. Our owner just dumped us off at the side of the road. Then, we were attacked by a cat and narrowly escaped. Then, we found our way back to our favorite park and have lived here since!

Pearls: I hope you're happy.

Rose-Rose: About what?

Pearls: (continues humming to herself)

Rose-Rose: Hif-hif! I SMELL SUNFLOWER SEEDS!!!!!! HUNGRY!!!! OH SO HUNGRY!!!!! (she takes a bite out of her flower.)

Hamtaro: (whispers to Oxnard) You better hide your seed.

Oxnard: (whispers) Yeah, I don't think these Hams are exactly all there in the head, if you know what I mean....

Ham: Excuse me, guys. I apologize for my sisters. That incident really bothered them. Didn't bother me, though!

Hamtaro: Why is that?

Ham: I'm to young to remember it!

Hamtaro: So, it looks like you're in charge here.

Ham: Yeah, I guess so.

Hamtaro: Wanna be Ham-Hams? I think we can help your sisters out. Our Boss is a field Ham.

Ham: Sure. Do you have a Clubhouse?

Hamtaro: Yeah! Wanna see it?

Ham: Sure.

Hamtaro: Follow me!

(they run to the clubhouse. Pearls didn't want to go, and put up a fight. Ham dragged her along.)

((Back at the Clubhouse))

Hamtaro: Boss? Boss? Are you around?

Boss: Right here.

Hamtaro: We found some other field Hams, like you! Can they be Ham-Hams!

Boss: Sure.

Ham: Hi, I'm Ham. These are my sisters, Pearls and Rose-Rose. They are a little insane.

Boss: Okay, thanks for the warning.