Boss: Welcome to the Clubhouse. You may live here if you'd like.

Ham: Thanks.

Snoozer: Zuzuzu..... Field Hams...... Zuzuzu.....

Ham: Who is that?

Boss: Oh, that's just Snoozer. He's almost always asleep. You won't be hearing much from him.

Boss: Anyway, I'm a field Ham, too.

Rose-Rose: Grrr.... we're the only GOOD field Hams...

Ham: (using a sickeningly sweet tone of voice) Rosie, this nice Ham is going to help us. You better not insult him.

Rose-Rose: Ok. I won't. (looks around)

Ham: Where are all of the other Ham-Hams?

Boss: Out. I actually don't know where any of them are.

Hamtaro: I do. I'll go get them.

(Hamtaro runs out of the Clubhouse. About twenty minutes later, he runs inside, out of breath, with every Ham-Ham trailing behind him.)

Boss: Good work, Hamtaro!

Hamtaro: (breathing heavily) Thanks...... Boss......

Bijou: Don't you think it's wise to introduce the new Ham-Hams, Hamtaro?

Hamtaro: Everyone, this is Rose-Rose, Ham, and Pearls. They're field Hams! (he starts whispering) Rose-Rose and Pearls are a little crazy, so be extra nice to them, ok?

(All of the Hamsters nod in approval.)

Ham: Now, introduce them to us!

Hamtaro: Okay, this is Cappy. He likes hats. A lot.

Cappy: I love my hat!

Ham: Hi Cappy.

Hamtaro: This is Maxwell. He's very smart.

Maxwell: I've done a lot of research on field Hams!

Ham: Pleased to meet you.

Hamtaro: These are the twin Hams, Sandy and Stan.

Sandy: Oh, are Rose-Rose and Pearls twins, too?

Ham: Yes, they are.

Stan: (turns to Pearls) Hi, there, sweet thing!

Sandy: Stan, NOT NOW!!!

Ham: It's a pleasure meeting you.

Hamtaro: This is Panda.

Panda: Hamha, new Hams!

Ham: Hamha?

Panda: It's Ham-Chat for Hi! You have to learn Ham-Chat if you want to be a Ham-Ham!

Ham: Oh, Hamha.

Pearls: Look, we don't have a lot of time. Just tell us their names, or I'll bite your head!

Hamtaro: Ok, I better do what she says. The rest are Pashmina, Penelope, Jingle, Dexter, and Howdy.

Ham: Pleased to meet all of you!

Boss: Ok, introductions are over. What do we want to do now?

Hamtaro: Let's show them the city!

Boss: Haven't they already seen it?

Ham: No, we have spent most of our lives in the park.

Boss: Okay, but I'm not coming with you. And you can't expect Snoozer to go. Penelope better stay, too. And, there are going to be a lot of you.

Hamtaro: Okay, then we better assign partners so nobody gets lost. Let's let the new Hams choose first. Who do you guys want as partners?

Pearls: Stan! Please, Stan! Stan!

Stan: Sure, sweet thing. I'll be your partner.

(Pearls giggles.)

Rose-Rose: I want Cappy!

Cappy: Okay. I can handle this.

Rose-Rose: You sure are a cute Ham.

(Cappy blushes just as Rose-Rose kisses him on the cheek)

Cappy: Um, you're cute too, Rose-Rose. May I call you Rosie?

Rose-Rose: Of course you can!

Cappy: Good. Rosie, you sure are nice.

Rosie: Thanks.

Ham: I'll take the lovely Sandy for my partner.

Sandy: (blushes) You know, you're pretty cute yourself.

Ham: Um, thanks.

(Sandy hugs Ham.)

Ham: Um, thanks for being my partner.

Sandy: No problem! (She winks)

Hamtaro: Now, the rest of us have to have partners, too.

Bijou: I pick you, Hamtaro.

Hamtaro: Thanks, Bijou.

Pashmina: Jingle, how about it?

Jingle: Sure.

(Oxnard, Howdy, Panda, Dexter and Maxwell look around. There were no girls left for them to be partners with.)

Oxnard: Do we really want to go if we don't have a girl partner?

Howdy, Panda, Dexter, Maxwell: No!

(They all go and sit down near Boss, Snoozer, and Penelope.)

Hamtaro: Now, how many of us are there?

Ham: Ten Hams, five couples! (He winks at Sandy) (Sandy kisses him on the cheek.)

Bijou: C'mon, Hamtaro, let's go!