Boss: Welcome to the Clubhouse. You may live here if you'd like.
Ham: Thanks.
Snoozer: Zuzuzu..... Field Hams...... Zuzuzu.....
Ham: Who is that?
Boss: Oh, that's just Snoozer. He's almost always asleep. You won't be hearing much from him.
Boss: Anyway, I'm a field Ham, too.
Rose-Rose: Grrr.... we're the only GOOD field Hams...
Ham: (using a sickeningly sweet tone of voice) Rosie, this nice Ham is going to help us. You better not insult him.
Rose-Rose: Ok. I won't. (looks around)
Ham: Where are all of the other Ham-Hams?
Boss: Out. I actually don't know where any of them are.
Hamtaro: I do. I'll go get them.
(Hamtaro runs out of the Clubhouse. About twenty minutes later, he runs inside, out of breath, with every Ham-Ham trailing behind him.)
Boss: Good work, Hamtaro!
Hamtaro: (breathing heavily) Thanks...... Boss......
Bijou: Don't you think it's wise to introduce the new Ham-Hams, Hamtaro?
Hamtaro: Everyone, this is Rose-Rose, Ham, and Pearls. They're field Hams! (he starts whispering) Rose-Rose and Pearls are a little crazy, so be extra nice to them, ok?
(All of the Hamsters nod in approval.)
Ham: Now, introduce them to us!
Hamtaro: Okay, this is Cappy. He likes hats. A lot.
Cappy: I love my hat!
Ham: Hi Cappy.
Hamtaro: This is Maxwell. He's very smart.
Maxwell: I've done a lot of research on field Hams!
Ham: Pleased to meet you.
Hamtaro: These are the twin Hams, Sandy and Stan.
Sandy: Oh, are Rose-Rose and Pearls twins, too?
Ham: Yes, they are.
Stan: (turns to Pearls) Hi, there, sweet thing!
Sandy: Stan, NOT NOW!!!
Ham: It's a pleasure meeting you.
Hamtaro: This is Panda.
Panda: Hamha, new Hams!
Ham: Hamha?
Panda: It's Ham-Chat for Hi! You have to learn Ham-Chat if you want to be a Ham-Ham!
Ham: Oh, Hamha.
Pearls: Look, we don't have a lot of time. Just tell us their names, or I'll bite your head!
Hamtaro: Ok, I better do what she says. The rest are Pashmina, Penelope, Jingle, Dexter, and Howdy.
Ham: Pleased to meet all of you!
Boss: Ok, introductions are over. What do we want to do now?
Hamtaro: Let's show them the city!
Boss: Haven't they already seen it?
Ham: No, we have spent most of our lives in the park.
Boss: Okay, but I'm not coming with you. And you can't expect Snoozer to go. Penelope better stay, too. And, there are going to be a lot of you.
Hamtaro: Okay, then we better assign partners so nobody gets lost. Let's let the new Hams choose first. Who do you guys want as partners?
Pearls: Stan! Please, Stan! Stan!
Stan: Sure, sweet thing. I'll be your partner.
(Pearls giggles.)
Rose-Rose: I want Cappy!
Cappy: Okay. I can handle this.
Rose-Rose: You sure are a cute Ham.
(Cappy blushes just as Rose-Rose kisses him on the cheek)
Cappy: Um, you're cute too, Rose-Rose. May I call you Rosie?
Rose-Rose: Of course you can!
Cappy: Good. Rosie, you sure are nice.
Rosie: Thanks.
Ham: I'll take the lovely Sandy for my partner.
Sandy: (blushes) You know, you're pretty cute yourself.
Ham: Um, thanks.
(Sandy hugs Ham.)
Ham: Um, thanks for being my partner.
Sandy: No problem! (She winks)
Hamtaro: Now, the rest of us have to have partners, too.
Bijou: I pick you, Hamtaro.
Hamtaro: Thanks, Bijou.
Pashmina: Jingle, how about it?
Jingle: Sure.
(Oxnard, Howdy, Panda, Dexter and Maxwell look around. There were no girls left for them to be partners with.)
Oxnard: Do we really want to go if we don't have a girl partner?
Howdy, Panda, Dexter, Maxwell: No!
(They all go and sit down near Boss, Snoozer, and Penelope.)
Hamtaro: Now, how many of us are there?
Ham: Ten Hams, five couples! (He winks at Sandy) (Sandy kisses him on the cheek.)
Bijou: C'mon, Hamtaro, let's go!
Ham: Thanks.
Snoozer: Zuzuzu..... Field Hams...... Zuzuzu.....
Ham: Who is that?
Boss: Oh, that's just Snoozer. He's almost always asleep. You won't be hearing much from him.
Boss: Anyway, I'm a field Ham, too.
Rose-Rose: Grrr.... we're the only GOOD field Hams...
Ham: (using a sickeningly sweet tone of voice) Rosie, this nice Ham is going to help us. You better not insult him.
Rose-Rose: Ok. I won't. (looks around)
Ham: Where are all of the other Ham-Hams?
Boss: Out. I actually don't know where any of them are.
Hamtaro: I do. I'll go get them.
(Hamtaro runs out of the Clubhouse. About twenty minutes later, he runs inside, out of breath, with every Ham-Ham trailing behind him.)
Boss: Good work, Hamtaro!
Hamtaro: (breathing heavily) Thanks...... Boss......
Bijou: Don't you think it's wise to introduce the new Ham-Hams, Hamtaro?
Hamtaro: Everyone, this is Rose-Rose, Ham, and Pearls. They're field Hams! (he starts whispering) Rose-Rose and Pearls are a little crazy, so be extra nice to them, ok?
(All of the Hamsters nod in approval.)
Ham: Now, introduce them to us!
Hamtaro: Okay, this is Cappy. He likes hats. A lot.
Cappy: I love my hat!
Ham: Hi Cappy.
Hamtaro: This is Maxwell. He's very smart.
Maxwell: I've done a lot of research on field Hams!
Ham: Pleased to meet you.
Hamtaro: These are the twin Hams, Sandy and Stan.
Sandy: Oh, are Rose-Rose and Pearls twins, too?
Ham: Yes, they are.
Stan: (turns to Pearls) Hi, there, sweet thing!
Sandy: Stan, NOT NOW!!!
Ham: It's a pleasure meeting you.
Hamtaro: This is Panda.
Panda: Hamha, new Hams!
Ham: Hamha?
Panda: It's Ham-Chat for Hi! You have to learn Ham-Chat if you want to be a Ham-Ham!
Ham: Oh, Hamha.
Pearls: Look, we don't have a lot of time. Just tell us their names, or I'll bite your head!
Hamtaro: Ok, I better do what she says. The rest are Pashmina, Penelope, Jingle, Dexter, and Howdy.
Ham: Pleased to meet all of you!
Boss: Ok, introductions are over. What do we want to do now?
Hamtaro: Let's show them the city!
Boss: Haven't they already seen it?
Ham: No, we have spent most of our lives in the park.
Boss: Okay, but I'm not coming with you. And you can't expect Snoozer to go. Penelope better stay, too. And, there are going to be a lot of you.
Hamtaro: Okay, then we better assign partners so nobody gets lost. Let's let the new Hams choose first. Who do you guys want as partners?
Pearls: Stan! Please, Stan! Stan!
Stan: Sure, sweet thing. I'll be your partner.
(Pearls giggles.)
Rose-Rose: I want Cappy!
Cappy: Okay. I can handle this.
Rose-Rose: You sure are a cute Ham.
(Cappy blushes just as Rose-Rose kisses him on the cheek)
Cappy: Um, you're cute too, Rose-Rose. May I call you Rosie?
Rose-Rose: Of course you can!
Cappy: Good. Rosie, you sure are nice.
Rosie: Thanks.
Ham: I'll take the lovely Sandy for my partner.
Sandy: (blushes) You know, you're pretty cute yourself.
Ham: Um, thanks.
(Sandy hugs Ham.)
Ham: Um, thanks for being my partner.
Sandy: No problem! (She winks)
Hamtaro: Now, the rest of us have to have partners, too.
Bijou: I pick you, Hamtaro.
Hamtaro: Thanks, Bijou.
Pashmina: Jingle, how about it?
Jingle: Sure.
(Oxnard, Howdy, Panda, Dexter and Maxwell look around. There were no girls left for them to be partners with.)
Oxnard: Do we really want to go if we don't have a girl partner?
Howdy, Panda, Dexter, Maxwell: No!
(They all go and sit down near Boss, Snoozer, and Penelope.)
Hamtaro: Now, how many of us are there?
Ham: Ten Hams, five couples! (He winks at Sandy) (Sandy kisses him on the cheek.)
Bijou: C'mon, Hamtaro, let's go!
