scully stared at her hands in her lap. she struggled to find the words to express how she felt..

"what's wrong?" mulder asked, sensing her inner turmoil.

"mulder, we've worked together many years, right??"

"yes"

"while, you see, there's one thing i've never been able to solve.."

"i don't know if i'm following"

"mulder"

"yes?"

"i want you" she stood up suddenly, and with fingers deft from experience, removed her blouse.

"i still don't understand.."

scully sighed.. "let me explain"

"ok..." the somewhat dumbfounded mulder replied..

"your pants." scully pointed at said pants

"yes??"

"take them off"

mulder paused... "take off my pants???"

"must i hit you over the head with a brick" scully exclained.. "how hard is it to comprehend.. i am standing here topless and you still can't clue in.. I WANT TO HAVE HOT DIRTY SEX WITH YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"..."

"so you want to have sex??"

"yes" sighed scully

"sex?"

"yes"

"umm... can we go over it one more time please???"

scully sighed, obviously annoyed.. "here" she handed him a few pills "take some of these and you'll understand a hell of a lot better"

"aren't these the date rape drug??" mulder asked

"possibly.. who cares?? i need in your pants and these babies are my ticket there!"

"ok..." he paused, "are you sure they're safe?"

"for the love of.." scully grabbed the pills and forced them down his throat.

"that wasn't very... ni-ice..." soon the drugs took hold of mulder... scully moved in for the kill.

the next morning mulder came to on scully's couch.. he was only wearing his jocky's and feeling somewhat confused.

"was it good for you too?" scully asked as she walked in, wearing his shirt.

he groaned and put his hand to his head, which was hurting something fierce. "was what good??"

scully sighed and patted his head affectionately. "someday i'll explain it to you"

-fini-