From far away, Ganondorf and Edison watched Link on a small screen. Edison spoke.
"Link's transformation was gross."
"It wasn't gross, it was a homage to AKIRA. Don't you know your AKIRA?"
"But what about the cheese sandwitch? Wouldn't that be a homage to HARRIET THE SPY?"
"No! Why would there be a reference to that? Nobody likes that. and besides, you're thinking of tomato-and-mayonnaise sandwiches."
"Oh. So what now?"
"Well, have you made contact with the real estate agents in Death Mountain and Jabu-Jabu's Belly?"
"Yes, sir. The tenants have moved in and constructed their dungeons."
"Well, that's good. The first dungeon should stop Link fairly effectively. And he's headed to the Big Hylian City first to meet with Zelda."
"Not to annoy you, but I believe it's pronounced "Hylaeian." Hi-lay- ee-on. Like that."
"Shut up! I'm the bad guy, I can make up words."
"But shouldn't we be worrying about Link's progress with Zelda's plan? And that new ninja bodyguard that Zelda's hired? We can't seem to find him, but we've got agents looking all over for that boy."
"Relax! The ninja's still in training. He won't be dangerous for seven years, I know all about him. His name's Sheik Sheikah, and he's somewhere around Gerudo Valley. And as for Link, I don't think he'll ever be a threat to us. You see, from watching him, I know one important fact about him."
"What would that be?"
"Link is stupid."