Once upon a time there were six goddesses of insanity, three of whom decided to make fun of their favorite TV show (one of them has now officially declared that it's now CSI: Miami, but that doesn't matter here) because they were well, insane. And bored.

Anyway, the other three goddesses of insanity found out about their friends' work and were very upset that they were excluded from part of this insane project. So to make it up to them, the first three goddesses decided to add a second part to their already insane story.

And so, the second part of the epic journey through kindergarten begins.

Were they cute or what? Part 2

Co-written by Alice, Katie, Lily, Monica, Rosie, and Rosemary

The next day started just as the last one. Skinner forgot to have his breakfast again (although Fox declared that this was also a conspiracy that aimed to make their teacher fat), so he left the children to their own device and retreated to the staff room. Brad was still suffering a broken nose from yesterday's fight, and he kept a safe distance from all other children.

Dana was telling the other girls about her siblings.

"So Bill came into me and Melissa's room with this ugly mask on, and Melissa said, 'Hey Mr. Monster!' and Bill asked, 'What?' then Melissa said, 'Not you, the other monster!' and Bill jumped up and ran out of our room."

"Was there really another monster?" Leyla asked, her eyes wide open now.

"Nope. The only other thing that could be called a monster is Melissa's monkey doll. I've always been wondering where did she get that ugly thing."

Fox was talking to the boys (Brad excluded, of course) about his adventure to his father's study.

"I opened this drawer and there was this large brown envelope and I opened it," he said while waving his arms around him. "And out comes a picture!"

"What's it about?" Jeffery asked, his eyes glittering. Alex snorted; he still hadn't forgiven Jeffery for switching sides in yesterday's Alien Invasion game. John didn't seem to care about what other people were talking about.

Fox continued. "There were two men in the picture, Jeffery. And guess who were they?"

"Uh human-alien hybrids?" Jeffery asked, scratching his head. Alex laughed and looked away.

"No Jeffery, it was our dads! And your dad was smoking."

"That's all he ever does, Fox."

"Oh yeah. Forgot that."

Someone cleared his throat and the children turned to look and saw it was Skinner. Four other children were standing behind him. Marita turned and asked her friends, "How come we have so many new kids these days?"

Monica shrugged. "I don't know. The only thing I can tell you right now is that none of the new boys are cute."

Dana nodded in agreement. "That's true. But whatever you say, I have the cutest boyfriend!"

Monica and Marita exchanged a look and said in unison, "Yeah." They knew better than to argue with Dana when it came to Fox.

Skinner led the new kids into the classroom. Fox's eyes brightened at the sight of the three boys. "It's the Lone Gunmen!" He exclaimed.

The new boys recognized him too. "Hey look," the boy with blonde hair and glasses said, "Hey guys look, it's Fox 'Spooky' Mulder! We're so going to like it here!"

"Yeah," the shortest of the three said, eyeing Dana, whom stepped behind her girl friends. "And that redhead chick--she's hot!"

Skinner cleared his throat again and everybody looked up at him. "Children, I want you to meet our newest classmates. These three--well, they prefer to be called by their last names, so we'll call them just the way they want. These here are Byers, Langly, and Frohike. And this young lady here is Diana Fowley. Class, say hi to them."

"Hi Byers. Hi Langly. Hi Frohike. Hi Diana." The children said in unison, and Diana giggled; she seemed to find it funny, the way the class greeted their new classmates. And then she jumped over to Fox and gave him a bear hug; Fox's face turned into a deep shade of crimson. Dana looked pissed off.

"Hey just who the hell do you think you are, lady?" Dana roared; Leyla clutched onto Monica's arm and peeked out from behind her. "Stay away from my boyfriend!"

Diana looked at Dana from the corners of her eyes. "I'm Fox's real girlfriend, you dope. Can't you see that?"

For a moment it was so quiet you can hear Skinner's watch tick. Then smoke literally came out from Dana's ears. She glared at Diana hard, clenching fists on her sides. "YOU STAY AWAY FROM FOX AND I'M HIS REAL GIRLFRIEND AND I'M NOT A DOPE!"

"Dana now, calm down!" Skinner yelled, trying to pull Dana away from the blushing Fox and gloating Diana. "Keep your temper!"

Dana dodged his outstretching arms and ran toward the pair, her face flaming.

"WAIT UNTIL I GET MY HANDS ON YOU AND KILL YOU! AND THEN I"LL DISSECT YOU AND SHOW EVERYBODY THAT YOUR GUTS ARE FILLED WITH--WITH POISON AND EVERYBODY WILL KNOW HOW EVIL YOU ARE!"

Diana screamed and jumped away from Fox, who hugged Dana. "Thanks," he said.

"You're welcome," Dana giggled and kissed Fox on his cheek. Fox blushed and Diana glared at them.

"I'll get back to her later," she muttered to herself, and then busied herself with a toy kitchen set.

"Now kids, it's story time!" Skinner said as he brought out the picture books. The children gathered around him. "What story do you want to hear?"

"The Little Mermaid!" Alex yelled excitedly. Then he noticed that everyone was staring at him and he shot them nasty looks. "What?!"

"No other suggestions?" Skinner said, trying to rid of the awkward silence. "Okay then, let's hear about the Little Mermaid!"

And the class settled into another wonderful story time.

XXXX

Marita smiled at her daughter as she closed the book. "Do you like it?"

The little girl nodded enthusiastically. "The Little Mermaid is the best story ever!"

Marita laughed softly and put the book away. "Your father just loved the Little Mermaid when he was a boy."

"DID NOT!" Alex yelled from their bedroom. Marita rolled her eyes, and then kissed her daughter goodnight.

XXXX

After Skinner and the children had their lunch, which tasted a lot better than the lunch in the nearby high school for some reason, he decided that it was a wonderful day to be outside. So he led the children into the playground, and they scattered into small groups.

After much discussion with his fellow gunmen, Frohike walked over to Dana, who was braiding Monica's hair.

"Hey lady, how about you and me find a quiet corner and we get to know each other?"

Leyla stared at him with horror; Monica and Marita made a noise that sounded like laughter being muffled. Dana said, "Go away, you toad" without looking at Frohike.

Frohike walked back to join the other two gunmen, rubbing his nose. "Well, at least I tried. Only if Fox isn't in the way"

XXXX

The Lone Gunmen were working overtime again, trying to inform the ordinary citizens of America about the alien conspiracy against them.

"Man I wish we have a girl in here," Langly said as he typed out another line. "It would be more fun that way."

"Well Langly you know how my first and only attempt on getting a girl went," Frohike waved a hand in his friend's direction, as if frustrated by the topic. "She called me a toad--but she sounded so cute when she said that!"

"You'd think that she sounds cute when she says the *F* word, Frohike," Byers said, chuckling.

"Well like I said," Frohike retorted, "At least I tried. Only if Fox wasn't in the way he still is, as a matter of fact."

"Oh leave them alone now," Langly snapped. "They're having a family now--what do you want, their firstborn?"

"Their firstborn is a boy, Langly. You said that you want a girl in here." Byers pointed out and then everyone worked in silence.

XXXX

The Lone Gunmen went to join the other boys who were digging with spoons in the sandbox.

"How far away is China?" Alex was asking.

"I don't know. A long way, I'll say." John replied and kept on digging.

"Do you think that the Chinese would be more open about aliens and UFOs than us?" Jeffery asked Fox, who looked down at his spoon thoughtfully.

"I don't know Jeffery but Dad said that they are communists and I suppose that means they will be more open about it."

Jeffery didn't understand what the word "communist" meant, so he turned to ask Alex and John, "What's a communist?"

"Uh" both boys stared at each other, and then ran to Skinner for answer.

When they came back, they told other boys that Skinner said communists are bad and they should give up on digging a tunnel to China, "Because it's too far and we won't be able to get back before the day ends," John told everybody what Skinner said, and Alex nodded.

"Okay then let's dig to England," Fox said, and started digging in another direction. All the boys followed him.

***

"Oh look!" Monica exclaimed, pointing at the sky. "It's going to rain!"

All the girls looked up at the sky; it was full of dark clouds. A lightning flashed and Leyla screamed, hiding behind her friends. Marita patted her shoulder understandingly.

Skinner ran toward the children, yelling and waving his arms. "Inside, kids, NOW! It's going to rain!"

All the children followed him inside. Alex and Fox walked at the end of the line, mumbling about not being able to escape another shower that night.

"If I get soaked I can tell Mom that I took a shower at school already!" Fox complained to Dana as a thunder clashed and rain started to pour down.

"No she'd make you take a hot bath 'cause she thinks that you'll catch the flu if you don't do that! Duh!"

"What's a flu?" Fox asked, puzzled.

"It means you start to sneeze and have a very high body temperature and you have headache and you feel like throw up. And then you have to stay in bed and you'll miss school." Dana said proudly.

"But isn't that the cold?"

"No it's called the flu now, you dope."

"Oh okay then."

Marita and Leyla were at the big table, drawing.

"I think this will be the perfect wedding dress design!" Marita said, holding up her picture.

"That's what you said the last time you planned for your wedding."

"Oh right."

Monica decided that it's time to get friendly with the new girl.

"Hi there Diana," she said to Diana, who was still busy with the toy kitchen set. "What are you up to?"

Diana looked up with an evil grin on her face. "What? Oh yeah, I'm trying to decide which knife to use on that redhead who stole my boyfriend."

Monica backed away, doing her best to hide her shock. "Oh okay that's nice. See you later!" She dashed to John, who was tossing a ball back and forth with Jeffery. "Where's Fox?" she asked.

"He's over there with Dana. Why?"

"The new girl wants to cut Dana to pieces and I think I should warn them."

"Okay. Come back and play ball with us once you're done."

***

Fox approached Diana quietly. "Diana?"

"What? Oh Fox it's you. Don't scare me like that again, you hear?"

"Okay. Listen, can you not cut Dana to pieces?"

"Uh, what?" Diana looked confused; she forgot about Monica already because she never paid much attention. "How did you know about my evil plan?"

"That doesn't matter. Just don't cut her to pieces, okay?"

"No! She stole you away and I want you back!"

"Please?" Fox pleaded, reaching into his pocket. "I saved you a candy."

Diana considered that for a moment, and then took the candy. "Okay."

***

By the time the parents came in, Diana was playing with the other girls. She had found Byers attractive, for some reason. Monica kept telling everyone that it was understandable, comparing Byers to the other two gunmen.

"Frohike is too short and Langly's hair is too long," she pointed out.

"Yeah I guess he's the best out of them alright," Dana agreed.

So all the girls were happy, and almost all the boys were happy too. (well, we don't need to remind you which boy is not happy, do we?!)

Cassandra Spender came in first to pick up her son. "So how's your day, Jeffery?"

"Fox told me that he saw a picture of our dads and Dad was smoking."

"Jeffery dear," Cassandra sighed as she opened the umbrella, "Smoking is the only thing your father will ever do."

Diana spotted her mother and she ran over to her. She turned back and waved at her new friends. Everyone waved and smiled back.

Maggie Scully walked in, and Dana bounced over to her. "Mommy mommy! I made a new friend! Her name is Diana Fowley and she was Fox's girl friend before I came in and she wanted to cut me to pieces, but Fox gave her a candy and we were all nice to her so now she's our friend!"

"Good for you, darling," Maggie said, patting her daughter on her head.

Teena Mulder examined her son carefully before she was finally satisfied. "I see that you didn't get into a fight. What did you do today?"

"The Lone Gunmen are in our class now, Mom! And we tried to dig to China, but Mr. Skinner said that the Chinese are communists and communists are bad, so we tried to dig to England. But it rained so we're going to continue tomorrow."

"Now that's a big project for a five-year-old," Teena said as she escorted her son into the car.

When all the children had gone home with their parents, Skinner collected the paper, color pencil, books and toys that scattered around the room. He put them back into the proper boxes and shelves, and then went home for dinner.

THE END (It's for real this time!)

A note from Rosie:

What do you guys think? Some of us actually feel sorry for Diana, so we decided to be nice to her for once. I don't think there's going to be a second time, though lol. Happy reading! No there won't be anything that will be following this but don't you got more good fics to read on this site?