After the yaoi encounter, I went to bed, so this is the somewhat aftermath of it.. Also, it has a special appearance by my buddy Erin and her sex slave (I do not own anything related to YGO) so now… on with the story
THIS IS FOR ERIN (sorry I'm too darn cheap to actually get you a real present, that and I have no money) oo yea. One more thing…
I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING RELATED TO INUYASHA, TRIGUN, YGO, SABER MARIONETTE J or RURONI KENSHIN!!! *cries*
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Me: "Uhh.., I can't get that image out of my head!!. And I thought Vash was straight!! But hey, at least I got to see two nekkid bishis" *smile* "Too bad they were two nekkid GAY bishis in the act. Hmmmm… I never knew you could do that with a plunger and a rubber ducky… weird….." *rolls over* "AHHH!!! I can still remember the sounds, the screams, the yaoi-ness of it all!!!"
-enter flash-back noise/effect here-
Vash: *moans in a somewhat girly voice* "ooooooooooooooooooh Kenshin, that feels soooo good!!!"
Kenshin: *in an extremely macho voice* "yea take it b***!! You like?? I got more where that came from" *eyes are no longer the violet/purple, but now they're a yellowish color*
Vash: *keeps on moaning*
-end flash-back-
Me: "I'm gonna be sick, I just know it." *stomach churns* "I'm NEVER going to look at that bathroom the same again."
*knock knock*
Me: "Who is it?"
Jerry: "it's me"
Me: "come on in, I suppose you heard?"
Jerry: *opens the door, walks in, and closes it* "Yep. I wish I was there to see" *grin*
Me: "You actually can, I got it on tape, but if you're gonna watch it, watch it where I won't be able to hear it" *points to camera*
Jerry: "So what did you actually see?"
Me: "Look at the tape. O good lord of hamsters!! This is gonna haunt me for a long time. So what ya doin' here?"
Jerry: "Got bored."
Me: *sits up* "NO, you just prolly wanted to see Inuayasha, huh?
Jerry: "Noo…" *blushes* "Well, maybe…" *walks over and sits on edge of bed* "so how ya feelin' ?"
Me: "Like I'm gonna be sick." *clenches stomach* "Dude, it was one of the weirdest things I ever saw!!!"
Jerry: "Ooooh really??"
Me: "Yea.. I mean they did things with a plunger and a rubber ducky that would boggle your mind. It was… uh….just……..I don't know how to put it."
Jerry: "That bad huh??"
Me: "you should've seen the look in Kenshin's eyes. He looked physco!! And Vash, oo good lord of hamsters, he was screaming and moaning like a lil girl!! Which was kinda funny" *snicker* "I just hope that I don't see that ever again!"
Jerry: "Aren't you gonna get up anytime soon?"
Me: "Why do you say that?"
Jerry: "Cuz it's like 1:45."
Me: "Might as well. Besides, I haven't eat'n anything yet." *gets out of bed* "come on, let's go!"
Jerry: "ok" *walks out*
Me: *fallows and shuts door* "I wonder what we have got to eat around here??"
Jerry: "You always got me" ^_^ *grin*
Me: *nudge* "ha ha good one Bloodberry, oops sorry I mean HANAGATA!!"
Jerry: "ha ha! SHUT UP!" *sticks out tongue*
Me: "I LOVE YOU" *glomp*
Jerry & Me: *arrive at kitchen*
Kagome: "Finally, what took ya so long??"
Me: "we were just talking"
Inuyasha: "sure… you were…"
Me: 'BACK OFF DOG BOY!! Don't make me go Medieval on your sorry boo-tay" *scowl* "just because you ain't getting any, you don't have to take it out on me!!" *walks over to fridge*
Jerry: *looks at Inuyasha* -"he's sooo hot, I want his body"- *begins to drool*
Inuyasha: "what's his problem?" *points to Jerry*
Me: *looks* "ha ha ha, Jerry's gone HANAGATA on us."
Jerry: *defensively* "NO I HAVEN'T!!"
Me: *rolls eyes* "Sure…..whatever Jer-Bear."
Inuyasha: "Hanagata???"
Me: "Inside joke, you'd wouldn't get it."
And all of a sudden Erin pops outta nowhere with Kiaba on a leash 0_o;;
Me: "Nice….um…sex slave?"
Erin: "yea, like?"
Me: "Not into the baka type."
Erin: *evil stare* "WHAT???" *brings out the Bean-Bag of Doom*
Me: "ummm…..HEY LOOK! I think he's trying to get away."
Erin: "Nice try, besides his brain is too fried to understand what's going on here."
Me: "Fried??"
Erin: "Two words: SCHOCK COLLAR."
Me: "ouch"
Jerry: "he he.. Kinky." ^_^
Erin: *throws the Bean-Bag of Doom at jerry* "ewwww….perv!!"
Jerry: *dodges* "ha missed" *walks over to Erin and GLOMPS*
Erin: *freaks out* "GAK!!! Get Away!! Get Away!!"
Me: *laughs* "HA HA HA where's my camera??"
Erin: "SHUT UP!!" *gets out 2nd Bean-Bag of Doom and throws it at me*
Me: *is knocked unconscious*
After this, everyone raided my pockets and wallet and went to K-Mart for a shopping spree for Erin's birthday.
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That's it for the 3rd chapter of RaNdOm InSaNiTy…. Review if you must….wait.. REVIEW PLEASE… I wanna know if I'm cwappy or not.. I need some constructive criticism…
THIS IS FOR ERIN (sorry I'm too darn cheap to actually get you a real present, that and I have no money) oo yea. One more thing…
I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING RELATED TO INUYASHA, TRIGUN, YGO, SABER MARIONETTE J or RURONI KENSHIN!!! *cries*
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Me: "Uhh.., I can't get that image out of my head!!. And I thought Vash was straight!! But hey, at least I got to see two nekkid bishis" *smile* "Too bad they were two nekkid GAY bishis in the act. Hmmmm… I never knew you could do that with a plunger and a rubber ducky… weird….." *rolls over* "AHHH!!! I can still remember the sounds, the screams, the yaoi-ness of it all!!!"
-enter flash-back noise/effect here-
Vash: *moans in a somewhat girly voice* "ooooooooooooooooooh Kenshin, that feels soooo good!!!"
Kenshin: *in an extremely macho voice* "yea take it b***!! You like?? I got more where that came from" *eyes are no longer the violet/purple, but now they're a yellowish color*
Vash: *keeps on moaning*
-end flash-back-
Me: "I'm gonna be sick, I just know it." *stomach churns* "I'm NEVER going to look at that bathroom the same again."
*knock knock*
Me: "Who is it?"
Jerry: "it's me"
Me: "come on in, I suppose you heard?"
Jerry: *opens the door, walks in, and closes it* "Yep. I wish I was there to see" *grin*
Me: "You actually can, I got it on tape, but if you're gonna watch it, watch it where I won't be able to hear it" *points to camera*
Jerry: "So what did you actually see?"
Me: "Look at the tape. O good lord of hamsters!! This is gonna haunt me for a long time. So what ya doin' here?"
Jerry: "Got bored."
Me: *sits up* "NO, you just prolly wanted to see Inuayasha, huh?
Jerry: "Noo…" *blushes* "Well, maybe…" *walks over and sits on edge of bed* "so how ya feelin' ?"
Me: "Like I'm gonna be sick." *clenches stomach* "Dude, it was one of the weirdest things I ever saw!!!"
Jerry: "Ooooh really??"
Me: "Yea.. I mean they did things with a plunger and a rubber ducky that would boggle your mind. It was… uh….just……..I don't know how to put it."
Jerry: "That bad huh??"
Me: "you should've seen the look in Kenshin's eyes. He looked physco!! And Vash, oo good lord of hamsters, he was screaming and moaning like a lil girl!! Which was kinda funny" *snicker* "I just hope that I don't see that ever again!"
Jerry: "Aren't you gonna get up anytime soon?"
Me: "Why do you say that?"
Jerry: "Cuz it's like 1:45."
Me: "Might as well. Besides, I haven't eat'n anything yet." *gets out of bed* "come on, let's go!"
Jerry: "ok" *walks out*
Me: *fallows and shuts door* "I wonder what we have got to eat around here??"
Jerry: "You always got me" ^_^ *grin*
Me: *nudge* "ha ha good one Bloodberry, oops sorry I mean HANAGATA!!"
Jerry: "ha ha! SHUT UP!" *sticks out tongue*
Me: "I LOVE YOU" *glomp*
Jerry & Me: *arrive at kitchen*
Kagome: "Finally, what took ya so long??"
Me: "we were just talking"
Inuyasha: "sure… you were…"
Me: 'BACK OFF DOG BOY!! Don't make me go Medieval on your sorry boo-tay" *scowl* "just because you ain't getting any, you don't have to take it out on me!!" *walks over to fridge*
Jerry: *looks at Inuyasha* -"he's sooo hot, I want his body"- *begins to drool*
Inuyasha: "what's his problem?" *points to Jerry*
Me: *looks* "ha ha ha, Jerry's gone HANAGATA on us."
Jerry: *defensively* "NO I HAVEN'T!!"
Me: *rolls eyes* "Sure…..whatever Jer-Bear."
Inuyasha: "Hanagata???"
Me: "Inside joke, you'd wouldn't get it."
And all of a sudden Erin pops outta nowhere with Kiaba on a leash 0_o;;
Me: "Nice….um…sex slave?"
Erin: "yea, like?"
Me: "Not into the baka type."
Erin: *evil stare* "WHAT???" *brings out the Bean-Bag of Doom*
Me: "ummm…..HEY LOOK! I think he's trying to get away."
Erin: "Nice try, besides his brain is too fried to understand what's going on here."
Me: "Fried??"
Erin: "Two words: SCHOCK COLLAR."
Me: "ouch"
Jerry: "he he.. Kinky." ^_^
Erin: *throws the Bean-Bag of Doom at jerry* "ewwww….perv!!"
Jerry: *dodges* "ha missed" *walks over to Erin and GLOMPS*
Erin: *freaks out* "GAK!!! Get Away!! Get Away!!"
Me: *laughs* "HA HA HA where's my camera??"
Erin: "SHUT UP!!" *gets out 2nd Bean-Bag of Doom and throws it at me*
Me: *is knocked unconscious*
After this, everyone raided my pockets and wallet and went to K-Mart for a shopping spree for Erin's birthday.
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That's it for the 3rd chapter of RaNdOm InSaNiTy…. Review if you must….wait.. REVIEW PLEASE… I wanna know if I'm cwappy or not.. I need some constructive criticism…
