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Due to popular demand I'M BACK! With chapter 2 of "The IY Joke Session" as all ways if you would like to see a certain joke just e-mail it to me or put it in a review. If you would like to read other fics that I have written they are "The Game" an on going fic about a maniac that is dead set on playing his "Games" with Inu-Yasha and Kagome. And "A Trip to America" another on going fic that me and a few of my friends are writing.

So with out further Adue. . .

The IY Joke Session 2

Yet another boring day of walking in the lives of our oh so loved Shard Gang.

Shippo: Hey I've got one!

Inu-Yasha: One what twerp?

Shippo: What you don't know?

Inu-Yasha: Feh. . .

Shippo: A joke baka!

Kagome: Go for it Shippo!

Miroku: Yeah lets hear it.

Shippo: Okay, Okay. . . I made this one up myself.

Inu-Yasha: Get on with it twerp!

Shippo: As I was saying, Why did the dog demon fall out of the tree?

Inu-Yasha: Hey, why you little. . .

Miroku: Does this dog demon have any relation to Inu-Yasha here?

Shippo: Maybe~~~

Sango: Because Kagome said 'sit'.

Shippo: Nope

Inu-Yasha: If this has anything to do with me I'm gonna'- [Makes a grab for Shippo.]

Kagome: sit

*BOOM*

Inu-Yasha: B-

Kagome: [Shaking her finger] Can't say it. This is a PG rated fic.

Inu-Yasha: Grrrrrrrrrrrr

Kagome: Because he lost his balance?

Shippo: No

Kagome: Awwwwwwww, I was sure that was it.

Miroku: Because-

Sango: Remember Miroku we are in a PG-

Miroku: Awwww, shoot.

Kagome: All right Shippo what was it?

Shippo: Because he was trying to leaf.

Inu-Yasha: What? @_@

Shippo: Leaf - leave - get it?

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Okay so it wasn't that funny but, hey it's Shippo people it was supposed to be more on the stupid side. Next I think I'll do Miroku. So if any one has a good one for him I'm all ears. (or eyes I guess you could say.)