The Anime Grammy's! Brought to you by Aaliyah!

(A/N: No, I don't own Inu Yasha or Ranma ½. And if you don't know what Ranma ½ is, you don't really love Rumiko's work!)

Aaliyah: We're here at the Anime Grammy's! The characters from Inu Yasha and Ranma ½ are here to receive awards for major categories! Biggest Pervert, Sexiest Male Character, Sexiest Female Character, Most Clueless Character, Most Adorable Character, Most Annoying Character, Best Couple, Character That Kicks the Most Ass, and Best Actor in an Anime! ...And here comes the Inu Yasha crew!

*Rolls Royce stops at the curb and Inu Yasha characters step out*

Aaliyah: Inu Yasha, what do you think you'll win today?

Inu Yasha: Well, I'm a shoe in for Sexiest Male Character and the Character That Kicks the Most Ass.

Aaliyah: I'm behind you on that one, you big hunk of man you...Ah, yeah, Kagome, what do you think you'll win?

Kagome: Well, I'll most definitely win Sexiest Female Character. I'm not so sure about the Character That Kicks the Most Ass, but I HAVE kicked Naraku's ass when all seemed lost.

Aaliyah: I agree. Do you think you and Inu Yasha will win Best Couple?

Kagome + Inu Yasha: *blush* Maybe...

Koga: No way! Kagome and I are sure to win!

Aaliyah: Is that so?

Koga: Sure as there're seven hells.

(A/N: It wouldn't really matter if anything beside Inu/Kag won, cuz I'd probably sabotage the votes)

Inu Yasha: Don't mind him. Kag and I'll win.

Aaliyah: I sure hope so! You guys make a great couple! (Inu/Kag fans cheer madly) Miroku, do you think you're going to win the award for Most Perverted Character?

Miroku: Hm, I'm not sure, that Kuno guy is one tough competitor. I've been groping Sango as many times as I can! *gropes Sango*

Sango: Not in public, you asshole! *smack* I'm positive I'll win Character That Kicks the Most Ass.

Aaliyah: Thank you all for your time. Sess - may I call you Sess? - What do you think you'll win?

Sesshomaru: My ultra sexiness is going to win Sexiest Male Character. *makes a pose for the camera*

Aaliyah: *swoon* Hello Rin, do you think Sess-sama will win anything?

Rin: Rin thinks Sesshy-sama will win many prizes!

Aaliyah: Of course! He's Lord of the Western Lands, after all. Thank you for your time, and good luck!

Jaken: Hey, what about me-!

Aaliyah: *kicks him* Here comes the Ranma crew! Ranma-chan, what do you think you're going to win tonight?

Ranma: I'm winning Sexiest Male Character for sure and Character That Kicks the Most Ass.

Akane: You'll probably win Most Annoying.

Aaliyah: So you're not denying that he'll win Sexiest Male Character?

Akane: *blush* I never said that!

Ranma: Shut up! I don't need this from you!

Kuno: Leave the fair Akane Tendo be! I, Tatewaki Kuno, shall bring you to your knees for treating Akane as such!

Aaliyah: I think you'll win Most Clueless, Kuno.

Kuno: Why do you say that?

Aaliyah: Never mind...Ryoga! What do you think you'll win tonight?

Ryoga: Sexiest Male Character and Character That Kicks the Most Ass, for sure.

Aaliyah: You seem very confident...Why do you think you'll win Character That Kicks the Most Ass?

Ryoga: Cuz I'm twice as strong as Ranma. The only reason I lose is because he always plays dirty tricks on me or 'cause I turn into a pig!

Aaliyah: Understandable...Best of luck to you all! I'm the first guest speaker! Yay!

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Aaliyah: *ahem* Every few years, someone great comes along...A while ago, Rumiko Takahashi had a crazy idea. I forget what her first idea was, since I never read it, but anyways, she had a crazy idea...She made up a story about Ranma, a teenage boy who changed into a girl every time he touched cold water.

Audience: *cheers*

Aaliyah: That anime rocked Japan, and became an instant hit. Then came along another ingenious idea: A hanyou who fell in love with a girl who was the reincarnation of his former lover. I don't know about you guys, but that was the best thing since I read Possessing the Secret of Joy by Alice Walker. And today we are here to acknowledge some of the greatest characters in Japanese history.

Audience: *cheers*

Aaliyah: First up is the category "Most Annoying Character." I think this'll be a close one, cuz I hate all the people in this category equally. Rumiko Takahashi is so excellent, she successfully created characters we love to hate. The nominees are: Jaken, Hojo, Kuno, Shampoo, Cologne, Naraku, Kikyo, Jaken, and Jaken. And the winner is...

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Aaliyah: Okay, here's how it goes...I need you guys to vote for the nominee best fits each role in your reviews. Without these votes, the Grammy's will flop. I NEED YOUR REVIEWS!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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