Okay, okay... I'm going to try and write a blonde joke for this one but I'm
not so sure that it will turn out PG so just in case lets just say this is
PG-13.
Enjoy. . .
The IY Joke Sessions #3
Guess what?. . . No you are wrong; it's not another boring walk. It's another boring night sitting around the camp fire.
Inu-Yasha: We should be walking! Why are we sitting around a stupid fire anyways?!
Kagome: Because we're tired that's why.
Inu-Yasha: We should be out looking for jewel shards!
Kagome: Inu~~Yasha~~ *evil glint in eyes*
Inu-Yasha: Wait I'll save you the time. "Sit."
(Inu-Yasha is now sitting on the ground mumbling something that sounds a little like 'we should be out. . .)
(It had been silent for quite some time now. Inu-Yasha was in his usual tree, Sango was polishing her boomerang on the opposite side of the fire from Miroku, and Kagome was sitting on her sleeping bag petting Shippo while trying to explain what a video game was.)
(But of course all silences must end at some point or another.)
Miroku: I've been thinking about jokes that I've heard and I think that I've found one that you might like. . . or at least find funny.
Sango: Uhhhh. . . I don't now Miroku.
Kagome: What type of joke is it?
Sango: It better not be henti.
Miroku: Uhhh. . . It's a blonde joke.
Shippo: I didn't know jokes had hair.
Kagome: It's a type of joke. Go a head Miroku.
Miroku: Three girls walk into town one day; one with brown hair, one with red hair, and one with green hair.
Shippo: Green hair ?!?!
Miroku: Yes. . . Now listen.
Inu-Yasha: This is stupid who can one have green hair?
Kagome: They could dye it!
Sango: How?
Kagome: See there are these chemicals. . .
(Blank stares 0.0)
Kagome: And you put them in your hair. . .
(*Bink Blink*)
Kagome: . . . Then your hair, depending on what chemical you use. . .
(*Blink Blink Blink*)
Kagome: Uhh. . . Magic?
Sango, Shippo, Inu-Yasha: Oh. . .
Inu-Yasha: Why didn't you just say that in the first place, Wench?
Kagome: *Shakes head*
Miroku: Well, then. . . The red head walks into the local inn and the man working there walks up to her and says, "You have beautiful hair, did you dye it?" Running a hand trough her hair she says, "No it's natural."
Not to long after the brunet walks into the same inn and the same mans walks up to her smiling and says, "You're hair is such a beautiful color, how did you do it?" "Oh. . . Thank you, it's natural." She replied while running her hand through it.
Inu-Yasha: This is starting to sound like something you would pull.
Shippo: I bet he's telling this story from experience.
Miroku: Come now, I am a monk!
(Everyone is looking around with sheepish looks on there faces. Refusing to look at him.)
Miroku: I am!
Inu-Yasha: Sure you are. . .
Kagome: Why don't you finish with your sto- joke, Miroku.
Miroku: Well, now the girl with green hair walks into this same inn, she was sniffling with a cold but that didn't stop the man and once again the man comes over to great her with a compliment on her hair. "It's such a spectacular color!" He said, "How did you do it?" "Oh!" She stated but a sneeze overtook her and she sneezed into her hand, then ran it through her hair stating, "It's natural!"
(*Wide eyed stare O.O*)
Kagome: That's grouse!
Shippo: Ewww. . .
Sango: Miroku. . . No more jokes from you okay?
Miroku: -_-* sigh*
Enjoy. . .
The IY Joke Sessions #3
Guess what?. . . No you are wrong; it's not another boring walk. It's another boring night sitting around the camp fire.
Inu-Yasha: We should be walking! Why are we sitting around a stupid fire anyways?!
Kagome: Because we're tired that's why.
Inu-Yasha: We should be out looking for jewel shards!
Kagome: Inu~~Yasha~~ *evil glint in eyes*
Inu-Yasha: Wait I'll save you the time. "Sit."
(Inu-Yasha is now sitting on the ground mumbling something that sounds a little like 'we should be out. . .)
(It had been silent for quite some time now. Inu-Yasha was in his usual tree, Sango was polishing her boomerang on the opposite side of the fire from Miroku, and Kagome was sitting on her sleeping bag petting Shippo while trying to explain what a video game was.)
(But of course all silences must end at some point or another.)
Miroku: I've been thinking about jokes that I've heard and I think that I've found one that you might like. . . or at least find funny.
Sango: Uhhhh. . . I don't now Miroku.
Kagome: What type of joke is it?
Sango: It better not be henti.
Miroku: Uhhh. . . It's a blonde joke.
Shippo: I didn't know jokes had hair.
Kagome: It's a type of joke. Go a head Miroku.
Miroku: Three girls walk into town one day; one with brown hair, one with red hair, and one with green hair.
Shippo: Green hair ?!?!
Miroku: Yes. . . Now listen.
Inu-Yasha: This is stupid who can one have green hair?
Kagome: They could dye it!
Sango: How?
Kagome: See there are these chemicals. . .
(Blank stares 0.0)
Kagome: And you put them in your hair. . .
(*Bink Blink*)
Kagome: . . . Then your hair, depending on what chemical you use. . .
(*Blink Blink Blink*)
Kagome: Uhh. . . Magic?
Sango, Shippo, Inu-Yasha: Oh. . .
Inu-Yasha: Why didn't you just say that in the first place, Wench?
Kagome: *Shakes head*
Miroku: Well, then. . . The red head walks into the local inn and the man working there walks up to her and says, "You have beautiful hair, did you dye it?" Running a hand trough her hair she says, "No it's natural."
Not to long after the brunet walks into the same inn and the same mans walks up to her smiling and says, "You're hair is such a beautiful color, how did you do it?" "Oh. . . Thank you, it's natural." She replied while running her hand through it.
Inu-Yasha: This is starting to sound like something you would pull.
Shippo: I bet he's telling this story from experience.
Miroku: Come now, I am a monk!
(Everyone is looking around with sheepish looks on there faces. Refusing to look at him.)
Miroku: I am!
Inu-Yasha: Sure you are. . .
Kagome: Why don't you finish with your sto- joke, Miroku.
Miroku: Well, now the girl with green hair walks into this same inn, she was sniffling with a cold but that didn't stop the man and once again the man comes over to great her with a compliment on her hair. "It's such a spectacular color!" He said, "How did you do it?" "Oh!" She stated but a sneeze overtook her and she sneezed into her hand, then ran it through her hair stating, "It's natural!"
(*Wide eyed stare O.O*)
Kagome: That's grouse!
Shippo: Ewww. . .
Sango: Miroku. . . No more jokes from you okay?
Miroku: -_-* sigh*
