The Anime Grammy's!

Brought to you by Aaliyah! The author who owns nothing but a large jar of change and her dogs!

Aaliyah: ...and the winner for Most Annoying is...*opens the envelope* *gasp!* Kikyo!

Kikyo: *takes her award* I'd like to thank Rumiko Takahashi for creating me. I hope you see how much better I am than Kagome now, Inu Yasha.

Aaliyah: *making strange movements* Yeah, whatever...Kikyo, look over there!

Kikyo: *gets shot*

Eve: *in a balcony with a sniper* Woohoo!

Aaliyah: *gives Eve a thumbs-up* Oh, what a tragedy...Janitor! Get out here and take this body to the dumpster!

Inu/Kag Fans: YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *start clapping wildly*

Aaliyah: And here to help me speak is Sango.

(Sango is wearing a silky black sleeveless dress with frills around her shoulders. Her hair is tied in a ponytail)

Sango: Rumiko Takahashi loves to make her characters detailed, with their very own unique looks and clothing.

Aaliyah: Some she made noticeably sexier than others.

Sango: And we're going to see what the people prefer in the Sexiest Male category!

Aaliyah: And the nominees are...Inu Yasha, Sesshomaru, Miroku, Ranma, and Ryoga!

Sango + Aaliyah: The winner is...

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Aaliyah: Okay, to narrow everything down, I've made it so you can only choose from the NOMINEES. It's a lot harder when you have a bunch of people choosing different people so I can't tally up the scores.