The Anime Grammy's!

Brought to you by Aaliyah Kaoma Nundu! (Who wishes she owned Inu Yasha and Ranma)

Aaliyah + Sango: The winner is...*gasp*

Audience: *collective gasp*

Aaliyah + Sango: SESSHY-SAMA!

Sesshomaru: Yes, yes, I am beautiful.

Aaliyah: Would you like to give a shout-out to anybody? *shiny eyes*

Sesshomaru: I'd like to thank you, Aaliyah, for not making me gay in any of your fics.

Aaliyah: *bubbly affect* Only for you, Sesshy...

Sesshomaru: And I'd like to thank Rumiko for making me so beautiful.

Audience: *swoon*

*gets attacked once he walks offstage*

Sesshomaru: ACKKK! SAVE ME! Don't TOUCH me THERE you FILTHY HUMANS!

Fangirl #1: I want his hair!

Fangirl #2: I want his tail!

Fangirl #3: I want to have your children, Sesshy-sama!

Fangirl #2: MARRY ME, SESS!

Fangirl #4: I GOT HIS BOXERS!

Fangirl #2: GIVE THEM TO ME!

Fangirl #4: NEVER! I'M GOING TO KEEP THEM AND SELL THEM ON E-BAY!

(Fangirls # 2+4 start fighting, and Sess tries to crawl away)

Fangirl #3: You're not getting away!

(Sess breaks out into a run)

Fangirls: COME BACK!

Aaliyah: *on her cell* Eve, you got the sniper?

Eve: Gettin' ready to blast those bitches right now! How dare they touch my Sess...?! I'll bust a cap in someone's ass!

Aaliyah: Toss 'em in the dumpster and destroy the evidence. *ahem* Heh, um...well, onto the next category! Miroku's gonna be up here to help me out!

Miroku: Hello, Aaliyah, you're looking scrumptious today!

Aaliyah: Thanks, Miroku! *smacks him on the head*

Miroku: Like the guys, Rumiko made some of the girls more beautiful than others. Did she give Kagome a more radiant expression so the readers would say, 'Why the hell would Inu Yasha want to go back with Kikyo'?

Aaliyah: Well, I just happen to have a list of reasons why Inu Yasha should go out with Kagome here *takes out a piece of parchment at least 10 feet long* First of all-

Miroku: No time for that!

Aaliyah: Oh yeah, okay, what were we doing?

Miroku: *sigh* The nominees for Sexiest Female are: Kagome, Sango, Kikyo - Kikyo? - Akane, and Shampoo!

Aaliyah: VOTE!

Miroku: I like Shampoo, personally.

Aaliyah: Who said what you liked?! If anything, you should be voting for Sango.

Miroku: Of course Sango is beautiful, but Shampoo is much bustier!

Aaliyah: PERVERT! *beats him over the head*

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Aaliyah: Despite the controversy over who is cuter - Inu Yasha or Sesshomaru? - Sesshomaru won by about 2 votes. I didn't overrule anything; I left the votes as they stood. I vote Inu Yasha, but Sess would have still won by 1. Oh, well, Sesshy-sama IS pretty cute...

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