The Anime Grammy's

Brought to you by Aaliyah! If she owned Inu Yasha, he would be dancing salsa in a Speedo!

Aaliyah + Miroku: And the winner is...SHAMPOO!

Shampoo: Shampoo is very pretty!

Miroku: Yes, you are!

Aaliyah: MIROKU!

Miroku: What? *gets hit by a boomerang*

Aaliyah: ...I was gonna say 'duck.'

Miroku: That was a bit of information I could have used a few seconds BEFORE it came flying at me...

Aaliyah: Hey...is that Snowgirl?

Miroku: Yeah...And isn't that a cliché angry mob with her?

(Angry mob of Asian girls storms up with Snowgirl leading)

Snowgirl: Shampoo gives us Asian girls a bad name! We're here to run you outta town!

Mob: YEAH!

(Shampoo gets chased out of town)

Aaliyah: Well...I guess the award goes to our second place winner, Kagome Higurashi!

Kagome: Thank you so much!

Aaliyah: Kagome wins by some late votes, isn't that great Inu Yasha?

Inu Yasha: *turns away*

Aaliyah: The next category is Biggest Pervert! And Inu Yasha will be announcing it with me!

Inu Yasha: Rumiko Takahashi wanted to show people the obstacles that young couples face, so she inserted problems that would stand in the way of blossoming love.

Aaliyah: Such as Happosai-

Inu Yasha: -Kikyo-

Aaliyah: -and Miroku's constant groping of females or asking them to bear his child.

Inu Yasha: One of the obstacles was sex-driven guys always asking for a male child, to have the main female's hand in marriage, or ladies untouchables.

Aaliyah: And the nominees are-

Inu Yasha: Miroku-

Aaliyah: -Happosai-

Inu Yasha: -And Kuno.

Aaliyah + Inu Yasha: And the winner is-

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Aaliyah: So, you've heard the nominees, choose the winner! About Shampoo...think about it. She's a dumbass and a man-stealer. And we ALL know that for some reason (I swear it's genetic) Asians are really smart 9 times outta 10.

She gives Chinese (and other Asians) a bad name. If Shampoo was black/Puerto Rican, I'd be pissed that they made her so stupid. AZN PRIDE! Even though I'm not Asian in the slightest bit...

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