Hermione Granger = Daria
Draco Malfoy = Eric Cartman
Harry Potter = The "Gay" Teacher (DUDE I FORGOT HIS NAME! THAT'S ALL IT
IS!)
Ronald Weasley = The Student "Gay" Teacher (DUDE I FORGOT HIS NAME! THAT'S
ALL IT IS!)
Pansy Parkinson = Butters
Professor McGonagall = Mr. Hat
Mr. Filch = Mr. Twig
Crabbe = Crippled # One
Goyle = Crippled # Two
Ginny Weasley = Jane
Voldemort = Kyle
Lucius Malfoy = Chef
Fred = Kyle's sister
George = Kyle's Girlfriend
Professor Snape = Kenny
Some dude's voice that is deep and throaty: Today's episode of: Damn It, Kenny's Back. Find out what happens to Hermione. Find out, what find out really means. Do we really know what's really out there or -
Some other dude's voice that is deep and throaty: Dude wrong show.
Some dude's voice that is deep and throaty: Ahem. Sorry. Find out why Kenny's back, and is Hermione really gonna get it? :: Some dude's voice that is deep and throaty breaks out into the song: Never Gonna get it::
Some other dude's voice that is deep and throaty: ::Deep sigh:: Now while I throttle this man, read what happens.
Introduction: (Harry Potter Theme Song Playing in background while words fade in) Damn It, Kenny's Back.
Fade in:
All of a sudden out of no where a hand grabbed her wrist and threw her unto the wall. She hit the ground slowly.
Hermione rubbed her eyes slowly. "Where am I?" She groaned, rubbing her eyes.
"My room Granger." Draco's icy voice replied.
"Oh me oh my." Hermione said sarcastically.
"Did you really think that you could get away with this Granger? Did you?" Draco hissed.
"Well I thought it was funny."
"I don't hide behind food." Draco yelled throwing the cartoon at her.
"Sorry?" Hermione asked.
"Sorry isn't going to cut it." Draco hissed unpleasantly.
"W-w-w-what do you want then?" Hermione stuttered.
"We can make arrangements." Draco whispered against her neck.
BACK TO CARTOON THINGY:
"Can you believe this?" Butters said.
"Believe what?" Cartman yelled.
"Kenny's back!" Butters replied.
"Damn it, Kenny's back." Cartman yelled.
"Cartman will you please shut the hell up. I am trying to figure out how to kill him again." Daria drawled.
"She can't kill a tub of lard like you or else she would have all ready." Jane snickered.
"Good one Jane." Daria drawled.
"I am not a tub of lard!"
"Then what do you call this." Jane walked over to Cartman and lifted up his shirt, where fat poured out.
"That is not lard. I am just big skinned." Cartman said quickly.
"Right. Then what do you call this?" Jane asked pulling down his pants, where more fat seemed to pour out.
"That is so sick and demented. I think we should put him on an exercise plan." Daria said.
REALITY:
"Well, I mean I don't think we should. I'm a mudblood remember?" Hermione asked.
"Oh that's not going to get you out of anything." Draco whispered again.
"This is one of your sick pleasures right?" Hermione asked.
"Nope. Just something you owe me for that cartoon shit." Draco said laying Hermione down on the bed.
"Do I have to?" Hermione asked stupidly.
"Yes." Draco said in a hoarse voice kissing her on the mouth.
"Draco." Hermione moaned his name.
He moved quickly, tearing off her clothes. Kissing her roughly on the lips.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: AND IF SOMEONE WILL VOLUNTEER AND WRITE THIS PART FOR ME, I WILL GIVE YOU A LOT OF GRADITUDE AND THANKS AND MENTION YOUR NAME IN MY NEXT FAN FIC! I AM SO NOT GOOD AT WRITING THESE PARTS!!! SRY! SEND IT TO MY EMAIL ADDRESS: cleopatra2226@yahoo.com PS: THIS IS TOTAL RAPE THING GOIN' ON!!!
CARTOON THINGY:
"Why the hell did she do that? It wasn't even funny! It hurt my feelings!" Cartman wailed.
"Well maybe you shouldn't go around insulting people." Daria drawled, knowing that was impossible for the fat tub of lard.
"That's impossible. Now if you will just leave me to my thoughts, if I have any. I would like to be alone with my fat self." Cartman sniffed.
"Right. At least your admitting to it." Daria snickered.
"Hey, this is the part where you are supposed to say, 'Cartman you are not fat. Stop feeling sorry for yourself. I mean you are hot and handsome.'" Cartman said.
"That's something for a friend to say, and I definitely don't think that you are "hot and handsome." So just, yuck." Daria turned to walk away.
"I thought I was hot and handsome." Cartman whispered to himself.
"So wuddya think of my show?" Jane asked snickering.
"Well, it was hillarious" Daria replied.
"Shit! Here comes Kenny." Jane whispered.
"Yetehloweprayushdemoehntomnyriezlwestut?" Kenny shrieked.
Translation: "Why the hell were you so mean to my prize student?"
Daria snorted at that.
"Admigwhathistianyskosfnun?"
Translation: "And what might I ask is so funny?"
"Nothing Kenny." Daria and Jane drawled in unison.
"Rcarnoy." Kenny said walking off, which gave Daria a quick idea.
Translation: "Carry on."
"Hey Jane? You got a knife?" Daria asked.
"Yeah do I get it back?"
"Duh. Just give it." Daria said.
"Here." Jane replied handing Daria the black knife.
"HEY KENNY! THINK FAST!" Daria yelled throwing the black knife at Kenny's face.
"Thwa?" Kenny shrieked turning around.
Translation: "What?"
Blood spilled all over the place as Kenny fell quickly but slowly to the ground. The knife still sticking in his face.
"YOU BASTARD! YOU KILLED KENNY!" Kyle shrieked popping out of no where. Cartman snickering behind him.
Some dude's voice that is deep and throaty: Find out (if someone helps the author) if Draco Malfoy goes "home" with Hermione Granger. Find out if Cartman has a secret crush on someone. In addition, does Draco love Hermione or is it an act? Like my coz would say: "Ya'll be beastin! Cuz that wuz mad tight."
Thanks for the reviews! I'll take the opportunity to thank everyone in my later chapters!!! ( So how's everyone? I'm great!!! I moved tho ::Cleopatra22 takes the opportunity to sob for a couple of seconds:: and well I miss my friendz. SO if all of my friends are reading (Ashalei, Matt, Ashley, Monali, Emilia, Krystal, Megan, Carissa, Veronica, Victoria, Kim, and ech I can't name em all) I'll update once I have at least 10 reviews and an email from someone w/ a good scene for Draco and Hermione. Cleo
Some dude's voice that is deep and throaty: Today's episode of: Damn It, Kenny's Back. Find out what happens to Hermione. Find out, what find out really means. Do we really know what's really out there or -
Some other dude's voice that is deep and throaty: Dude wrong show.
Some dude's voice that is deep and throaty: Ahem. Sorry. Find out why Kenny's back, and is Hermione really gonna get it? :: Some dude's voice that is deep and throaty breaks out into the song: Never Gonna get it::
Some other dude's voice that is deep and throaty: ::Deep sigh:: Now while I throttle this man, read what happens.
Introduction: (Harry Potter Theme Song Playing in background while words fade in) Damn It, Kenny's Back.
Fade in:
All of a sudden out of no where a hand grabbed her wrist and threw her unto the wall. She hit the ground slowly.
Hermione rubbed her eyes slowly. "Where am I?" She groaned, rubbing her eyes.
"My room Granger." Draco's icy voice replied.
"Oh me oh my." Hermione said sarcastically.
"Did you really think that you could get away with this Granger? Did you?" Draco hissed.
"Well I thought it was funny."
"I don't hide behind food." Draco yelled throwing the cartoon at her.
"Sorry?" Hermione asked.
"Sorry isn't going to cut it." Draco hissed unpleasantly.
"W-w-w-what do you want then?" Hermione stuttered.
"We can make arrangements." Draco whispered against her neck.
BACK TO CARTOON THINGY:
"Can you believe this?" Butters said.
"Believe what?" Cartman yelled.
"Kenny's back!" Butters replied.
"Damn it, Kenny's back." Cartman yelled.
"Cartman will you please shut the hell up. I am trying to figure out how to kill him again." Daria drawled.
"She can't kill a tub of lard like you or else she would have all ready." Jane snickered.
"Good one Jane." Daria drawled.
"I am not a tub of lard!"
"Then what do you call this." Jane walked over to Cartman and lifted up his shirt, where fat poured out.
"That is not lard. I am just big skinned." Cartman said quickly.
"Right. Then what do you call this?" Jane asked pulling down his pants, where more fat seemed to pour out.
"That is so sick and demented. I think we should put him on an exercise plan." Daria said.
REALITY:
"Well, I mean I don't think we should. I'm a mudblood remember?" Hermione asked.
"Oh that's not going to get you out of anything." Draco whispered again.
"This is one of your sick pleasures right?" Hermione asked.
"Nope. Just something you owe me for that cartoon shit." Draco said laying Hermione down on the bed.
"Do I have to?" Hermione asked stupidly.
"Yes." Draco said in a hoarse voice kissing her on the mouth.
"Draco." Hermione moaned his name.
He moved quickly, tearing off her clothes. Kissing her roughly on the lips.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: AND IF SOMEONE WILL VOLUNTEER AND WRITE THIS PART FOR ME, I WILL GIVE YOU A LOT OF GRADITUDE AND THANKS AND MENTION YOUR NAME IN MY NEXT FAN FIC! I AM SO NOT GOOD AT WRITING THESE PARTS!!! SRY! SEND IT TO MY EMAIL ADDRESS: cleopatra2226@yahoo.com PS: THIS IS TOTAL RAPE THING GOIN' ON!!!
CARTOON THINGY:
"Why the hell did she do that? It wasn't even funny! It hurt my feelings!" Cartman wailed.
"Well maybe you shouldn't go around insulting people." Daria drawled, knowing that was impossible for the fat tub of lard.
"That's impossible. Now if you will just leave me to my thoughts, if I have any. I would like to be alone with my fat self." Cartman sniffed.
"Right. At least your admitting to it." Daria snickered.
"Hey, this is the part where you are supposed to say, 'Cartman you are not fat. Stop feeling sorry for yourself. I mean you are hot and handsome.'" Cartman said.
"That's something for a friend to say, and I definitely don't think that you are "hot and handsome." So just, yuck." Daria turned to walk away.
"I thought I was hot and handsome." Cartman whispered to himself.
"So wuddya think of my show?" Jane asked snickering.
"Well, it was hillarious" Daria replied.
"Shit! Here comes Kenny." Jane whispered.
"Yetehloweprayushdemoehntomnyriezlwestut?" Kenny shrieked.
Translation: "Why the hell were you so mean to my prize student?"
Daria snorted at that.
"Admigwhathistianyskosfnun?"
Translation: "And what might I ask is so funny?"
"Nothing Kenny." Daria and Jane drawled in unison.
"Rcarnoy." Kenny said walking off, which gave Daria a quick idea.
Translation: "Carry on."
"Hey Jane? You got a knife?" Daria asked.
"Yeah do I get it back?"
"Duh. Just give it." Daria said.
"Here." Jane replied handing Daria the black knife.
"HEY KENNY! THINK FAST!" Daria yelled throwing the black knife at Kenny's face.
"Thwa?" Kenny shrieked turning around.
Translation: "What?"
Blood spilled all over the place as Kenny fell quickly but slowly to the ground. The knife still sticking in his face.
"YOU BASTARD! YOU KILLED KENNY!" Kyle shrieked popping out of no where. Cartman snickering behind him.
Some dude's voice that is deep and throaty: Find out (if someone helps the author) if Draco Malfoy goes "home" with Hermione Granger. Find out if Cartman has a secret crush on someone. In addition, does Draco love Hermione or is it an act? Like my coz would say: "Ya'll be beastin! Cuz that wuz mad tight."
Thanks for the reviews! I'll take the opportunity to thank everyone in my later chapters!!! ( So how's everyone? I'm great!!! I moved tho ::Cleopatra22 takes the opportunity to sob for a couple of seconds:: and well I miss my friendz. SO if all of my friends are reading (Ashalei, Matt, Ashley, Monali, Emilia, Krystal, Megan, Carissa, Veronica, Victoria, Kim, and ech I can't name em all) I'll update once I have at least 10 reviews and an email from someone w/ a good scene for Draco and Hermione. Cleo
