Aaliyah: I don't own Inu Yasha...AND NEITHER DO YOU!

The Grammy Awards!

Brought to you by Aaliyah!

Aaliyah + Kagome: And the winner is...Hojo by a long shot!

Hojo: *looks around stupidly before he realizes that he won the award* Wha...? Oh! Me! Me?!

Aaliyah: *shakes her head* No, Hojo, your imaginary friend...

Hojo: Wow! I never expected this!

Kagome: Really? *mutters* I saw it coming...

Aaliyah: Are you kidding?! I predicted this, Homo - *cough, cough* Hojo, I mean!

Hojo: I want to thank to thank my mom! *looks at the camera* Hi mommy!

Aaliyah: *snort* Great, now get outta here...

Hojo: Hey, Kagome, you want to go out for dinner to celebrate?

Kagome/Inu Yasha Lovers: *screaming no in the background*

Kagome: Well, Homo - I mean, Hojo - I'm, uh...

Aaliyah: She has a date with Inu Yasha after this!

Kagome/Inu Yasha Lovers: *screaming yes in the background*

Hojo: I'm sure you can just drop him...why not go out with me instead?

Inu Yasha: *fuming as he prepares to stomp onto the stage*

Hojo: Why not, Kagome-chan?

Kagome: Since when am I "chan"?!

Hojo: Since you became my girlfriend!

Kagome: WHAT?!

*Kagome/Inu Yasha Lovers start throwing fruit*

Hojo: What the-? *gets hit by a rotten watermelon*

Inu Yasha: *finally storms on stage*

Hojo: *wiping fruit off his face* Yes-? *stops in mid-sentence when Inu Yasha's hand promptly grips his throat*

Aaliyah: *watches Inu Yasha walk off stage with Hojo's throat tightly in his grasp* Clean up the blood after you're done, Yash! *smiles sweetly at the camera* Time for the next category!

Sesshomaru: The next category is Most Adorable Character.

Aaliyah: Some of the characters are so cute; you can't help but love them!

Sesshomaru: These characters are complete with big, watery eyes prone to tears, childish sensitivity, their adorable pocket-size, and their constant attraction to sweets.

Aaliyah: They can get on your nerves, but have that childish naivety, so you can never stay mad.

Sesshomaru: The nominees are Shippo-

Aaliyah: -Kirara-

Sesshomaru: -Rin-

Aaliyah: -Jaken- *eyes flare and she promptly shoots Jaken*

Sesshomaru: ...P-chan...

Aaliyah: -and Checkers! *acts like she didn't murder someone*

Jaken Haters A.K.A. Everyone: WOOHOO!!!!!!!! *rip off Jaken's head and start tossing it around in the crowd*

Aaliyah: *pours kerosene on the remains and lights a match* And God said, "Let there be LIGHT!"

Audience: *stare at the fire, mesmerized* Oh! Ahh...

Aaliyah + Sesshomaru: *watching Jaken's body burn*

Aaliyah: ...Kinda romantic, huh?

Sesshomaru: ...No, not particularly...

Aaliyah: Fine, kill the mood! I'll just have to make a fic with you and me together! *mutters* Or when I spy on you while you're in the shower...

Sesshomaru: Pardon...?

Aaliyah: We're getting off track! So the nominees are Shippo, Rin, Kirara, P-chan, and Checkers!

Aaliyah + Sesshomaru: And the winner is-!

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Aaliyah: Another day, another chapter! VOTE! ...Y'know, Snowgirl, you must realize that every time you ask for something placed in my stories, I put whatever you want in the story. I just wanna let you know, I respect you for your writing experience, and you honor me by reading my fics and reviewing. That's why I always put in whatever you request. You should really write a book or something. I'm totally serious.

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