Aaliyah: I don't own Inu Yasha...AND NEITHER DO YOU!
The Grammy Awards!
Brought to you by Aaliyah!
Aaliyah + Kagome: And the winner is...Hojo by a long shot!
Hojo: *looks around stupidly before he realizes that he won the award* Wha...? Oh! Me! Me?!
Aaliyah: *shakes her head* No, Hojo, your imaginary friend...
Hojo: Wow! I never expected this!
Kagome: Really? *mutters* I saw it coming...
Aaliyah: Are you kidding?! I predicted this, Homo - *cough, cough* Hojo, I mean!
Hojo: I want to thank to thank my mom! *looks at the camera* Hi mommy!
Aaliyah: *snort* Great, now get outta here...
Hojo: Hey, Kagome, you want to go out for dinner to celebrate?
Kagome/Inu Yasha Lovers: *screaming no in the background*
Kagome: Well, Homo - I mean, Hojo - I'm, uh...
Aaliyah: She has a date with Inu Yasha after this!
Kagome/Inu Yasha Lovers: *screaming yes in the background*
Hojo: I'm sure you can just drop him...why not go out with me instead?
Inu Yasha: *fuming as he prepares to stomp onto the stage*
Hojo: Why not, Kagome-chan?
Kagome: Since when am I "chan"?!
Hojo: Since you became my girlfriend!
Kagome: WHAT?!
*Kagome/Inu Yasha Lovers start throwing fruit*
Hojo: What the-? *gets hit by a rotten watermelon*
Inu Yasha: *finally storms on stage*
Hojo: *wiping fruit off his face* Yes-? *stops in mid-sentence when Inu Yasha's hand promptly grips his throat*
Aaliyah: *watches Inu Yasha walk off stage with Hojo's throat tightly in his grasp* Clean up the blood after you're done, Yash! *smiles sweetly at the camera* Time for the next category!
Sesshomaru: The next category is Most Adorable Character.
Aaliyah: Some of the characters are so cute; you can't help but love them!
Sesshomaru: These characters are complete with big, watery eyes prone to tears, childish sensitivity, their adorable pocket-size, and their constant attraction to sweets.
Aaliyah: They can get on your nerves, but have that childish naivety, so you can never stay mad.
Sesshomaru: The nominees are Shippo-
Aaliyah: -Kirara-
Sesshomaru: -Rin-
Aaliyah: -Jaken- *eyes flare and she promptly shoots Jaken*
Sesshomaru: ...P-chan...
Aaliyah: -and Checkers! *acts like she didn't murder someone*
Jaken Haters A.K.A. Everyone: WOOHOO!!!!!!!! *rip off Jaken's head and start tossing it around in the crowd*
Aaliyah: *pours kerosene on the remains and lights a match* And God said, "Let there be LIGHT!"
Audience: *stare at the fire, mesmerized* Oh! Ahh...
Aaliyah + Sesshomaru: *watching Jaken's body burn*
Aaliyah: ...Kinda romantic, huh?
Sesshomaru: ...No, not particularly...
Aaliyah: Fine, kill the mood! I'll just have to make a fic with you and me together! *mutters* Or when I spy on you while you're in the shower...
Sesshomaru: Pardon...?
Aaliyah: We're getting off track! So the nominees are Shippo, Rin, Kirara, P-chan, and Checkers!
Aaliyah + Sesshomaru: And the winner is-!
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Aaliyah: Another day, another chapter! VOTE! ...Y'know, Snowgirl, you must realize that every time you ask for something placed in my stories, I put whatever you want in the story. I just wanna let you know, I respect you for your writing experience, and you honor me by reading my fics and reviewing. That's why I always put in whatever you request. You should really write a book or something. I'm totally serious.
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The Grammy Awards!
Brought to you by Aaliyah!
Aaliyah + Kagome: And the winner is...Hojo by a long shot!
Hojo: *looks around stupidly before he realizes that he won the award* Wha...? Oh! Me! Me?!
Aaliyah: *shakes her head* No, Hojo, your imaginary friend...
Hojo: Wow! I never expected this!
Kagome: Really? *mutters* I saw it coming...
Aaliyah: Are you kidding?! I predicted this, Homo - *cough, cough* Hojo, I mean!
Hojo: I want to thank to thank my mom! *looks at the camera* Hi mommy!
Aaliyah: *snort* Great, now get outta here...
Hojo: Hey, Kagome, you want to go out for dinner to celebrate?
Kagome/Inu Yasha Lovers: *screaming no in the background*
Kagome: Well, Homo - I mean, Hojo - I'm, uh...
Aaliyah: She has a date with Inu Yasha after this!
Kagome/Inu Yasha Lovers: *screaming yes in the background*
Hojo: I'm sure you can just drop him...why not go out with me instead?
Inu Yasha: *fuming as he prepares to stomp onto the stage*
Hojo: Why not, Kagome-chan?
Kagome: Since when am I "chan"?!
Hojo: Since you became my girlfriend!
Kagome: WHAT?!
*Kagome/Inu Yasha Lovers start throwing fruit*
Hojo: What the-? *gets hit by a rotten watermelon*
Inu Yasha: *finally storms on stage*
Hojo: *wiping fruit off his face* Yes-? *stops in mid-sentence when Inu Yasha's hand promptly grips his throat*
Aaliyah: *watches Inu Yasha walk off stage with Hojo's throat tightly in his grasp* Clean up the blood after you're done, Yash! *smiles sweetly at the camera* Time for the next category!
Sesshomaru: The next category is Most Adorable Character.
Aaliyah: Some of the characters are so cute; you can't help but love them!
Sesshomaru: These characters are complete with big, watery eyes prone to tears, childish sensitivity, their adorable pocket-size, and their constant attraction to sweets.
Aaliyah: They can get on your nerves, but have that childish naivety, so you can never stay mad.
Sesshomaru: The nominees are Shippo-
Aaliyah: -Kirara-
Sesshomaru: -Rin-
Aaliyah: -Jaken- *eyes flare and she promptly shoots Jaken*
Sesshomaru: ...P-chan...
Aaliyah: -and Checkers! *acts like she didn't murder someone*
Jaken Haters A.K.A. Everyone: WOOHOO!!!!!!!! *rip off Jaken's head and start tossing it around in the crowd*
Aaliyah: *pours kerosene on the remains and lights a match* And God said, "Let there be LIGHT!"
Audience: *stare at the fire, mesmerized* Oh! Ahh...
Aaliyah + Sesshomaru: *watching Jaken's body burn*
Aaliyah: ...Kinda romantic, huh?
Sesshomaru: ...No, not particularly...
Aaliyah: Fine, kill the mood! I'll just have to make a fic with you and me together! *mutters* Or when I spy on you while you're in the shower...
Sesshomaru: Pardon...?
Aaliyah: We're getting off track! So the nominees are Shippo, Rin, Kirara, P-chan, and Checkers!
Aaliyah + Sesshomaru: And the winner is-!
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Aaliyah: Another day, another chapter! VOTE! ...Y'know, Snowgirl, you must realize that every time you ask for something placed in my stories, I put whatever you want in the story. I just wanna let you know, I respect you for your writing experience, and you honor me by reading my fics and reviewing. That's why I always put in whatever you request. You should really write a book or something. I'm totally serious.
REVIEW!
REVIEW!!
REVIEW!!!
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REVIEW!!!!!
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