Aaliyah: Okay, I don't own Inu Yasha...
The Anime Grammy's!
Brought to you by Aaliyah!
Aaliyah + Sesshomaru: And the winner is...*dramatic gasp*
Audience: *dramatic gasp*
Aaliyah + Sesshomaru: ...SHIPPO!
Audience: YAY!
Shippo Lovers: LET ME HAVE YOUR TAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shippo: Wow! I won!
Aaliyah: You are so CUTE!!!!!!! *hugs him and pets his fluffy tail*
Sesshomaru: I'm so much cuter.
Shippo: Are not! *blows a raspberry*
Sesshomaru: Why you little-!
Inu Yasha: Kick his but, Sess!
Kagome: *gives Inu Yasha a dirty look*
Aaliyah: Now, now, Sexy-maru - I mean - Sesshomaru, you're sexy; Shippo's cute.
Sesshomaru: Yeah, you're right.
Aaliyah: I'm always right.
Sesshomaru: True dat, sista.
Aaliyah: Is there anyone you'd like to thank, Shippo-chan?
Shippo: Yup! I'd like to thank Rumiko for creating me and Kagome for being like a mommy.
Audience: *simultaneous 'aww...'*
Shippo: I'd also like to thank Inu Yasha too, 'cause even though I make him mad, he's like my daddy.
Aaliyah: *starts sobbing uncontrollably and leans into Sesshomaru's chest*
Sesshomaru: *looks surprised because he doesn't know how to comfort a girl, and pats Aaliyah's back gently*
Kagome: *eyes start to water*
Inu Yasha: *looks surprised, then looks down so his bangs shield his eyes*
Shippo Lovers: *all start crying*
Aaliyah: *wiping her eyes* You are so cute, Shippo-chan! Have some chocolate from my secret stash!
Shippo: Thank you, Auntie 'Liyah! *smiles happily*
Aaliyah: *eyes water and she pulls Shippo into a warm hug*
Audience: *everyone starts to cry*
Aaliyah: The next category is *sniff* Character That Kicks the Most Ass.
Akane: Surprisingly, I'm not a nominee.
Ranma: *from audience* What do you mean "surprisingly"?! You don't kick half as much ass as I do!
Aaliyah: RANMA!
Ranma: What...? *gets hit by a boomerang and is knocked out cold*
Sango: SEXIST PIG!!!!
Aaliyah: Why does this keep happening!?
Akane: Anyways, the nominees are: Inu Yasha-
Aaliyah: -Sango-
Akane: -Shampoo-
Aaliyah:-Ukyo-
Akane: -Ranma-
Aaliyah: - and Ryoga!
Aaliyah + Akane: And the winner for Character That Kicks the Most Ass is-
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The Anime Grammy's!
Brought to you by Aaliyah!
Aaliyah + Sesshomaru: And the winner is...*dramatic gasp*
Audience: *dramatic gasp*
Aaliyah + Sesshomaru: ...SHIPPO!
Audience: YAY!
Shippo Lovers: LET ME HAVE YOUR TAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shippo: Wow! I won!
Aaliyah: You are so CUTE!!!!!!! *hugs him and pets his fluffy tail*
Sesshomaru: I'm so much cuter.
Shippo: Are not! *blows a raspberry*
Sesshomaru: Why you little-!
Inu Yasha: Kick his but, Sess!
Kagome: *gives Inu Yasha a dirty look*
Aaliyah: Now, now, Sexy-maru - I mean - Sesshomaru, you're sexy; Shippo's cute.
Sesshomaru: Yeah, you're right.
Aaliyah: I'm always right.
Sesshomaru: True dat, sista.
Aaliyah: Is there anyone you'd like to thank, Shippo-chan?
Shippo: Yup! I'd like to thank Rumiko for creating me and Kagome for being like a mommy.
Audience: *simultaneous 'aww...'*
Shippo: I'd also like to thank Inu Yasha too, 'cause even though I make him mad, he's like my daddy.
Aaliyah: *starts sobbing uncontrollably and leans into Sesshomaru's chest*
Sesshomaru: *looks surprised because he doesn't know how to comfort a girl, and pats Aaliyah's back gently*
Kagome: *eyes start to water*
Inu Yasha: *looks surprised, then looks down so his bangs shield his eyes*
Shippo Lovers: *all start crying*
Aaliyah: *wiping her eyes* You are so cute, Shippo-chan! Have some chocolate from my secret stash!
Shippo: Thank you, Auntie 'Liyah! *smiles happily*
Aaliyah: *eyes water and she pulls Shippo into a warm hug*
Audience: *everyone starts to cry*
Aaliyah: The next category is *sniff* Character That Kicks the Most Ass.
Akane: Surprisingly, I'm not a nominee.
Ranma: *from audience* What do you mean "surprisingly"?! You don't kick half as much ass as I do!
Aaliyah: RANMA!
Ranma: What...? *gets hit by a boomerang and is knocked out cold*
Sango: SEXIST PIG!!!!
Aaliyah: Why does this keep happening!?
Akane: Anyways, the nominees are: Inu Yasha-
Aaliyah: -Sango-
Akane: -Shampoo-
Aaliyah:-Ukyo-
Akane: -Ranma-
Aaliyah: - and Ryoga!
Aaliyah + Akane: And the winner for Character That Kicks the Most Ass is-
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