Aaliyah: Okay, I don't own Inu Yasha...

The Anime Grammy's!

Brought to you by Aaliyah!

Aaliyah + Sesshomaru: And the winner is...*dramatic gasp*

Audience: *dramatic gasp*

Aaliyah + Sesshomaru: ...SHIPPO!

Audience: YAY!

Shippo Lovers: LET ME HAVE YOUR TAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shippo: Wow! I won!

Aaliyah: You are so CUTE!!!!!!! *hugs him and pets his fluffy tail*

Sesshomaru: I'm so much cuter.

Shippo: Are not! *blows a raspberry*

Sesshomaru: Why you little-!

Inu Yasha: Kick his but, Sess!

Kagome: *gives Inu Yasha a dirty look*

Aaliyah: Now, now, Sexy-maru - I mean - Sesshomaru, you're sexy; Shippo's cute.

Sesshomaru: Yeah, you're right.

Aaliyah: I'm always right.

Sesshomaru: True dat, sista.

Aaliyah: Is there anyone you'd like to thank, Shippo-chan?

Shippo: Yup! I'd like to thank Rumiko for creating me and Kagome for being like a mommy.

Audience: *simultaneous 'aww...'*

Shippo: I'd also like to thank Inu Yasha too, 'cause even though I make him mad, he's like my daddy.

Aaliyah: *starts sobbing uncontrollably and leans into Sesshomaru's chest*

Sesshomaru: *looks surprised because he doesn't know how to comfort a girl, and pats Aaliyah's back gently*

Kagome: *eyes start to water*

Inu Yasha: *looks surprised, then looks down so his bangs shield his eyes*

Shippo Lovers: *all start crying*

Aaliyah: *wiping her eyes* You are so cute, Shippo-chan! Have some chocolate from my secret stash!

Shippo: Thank you, Auntie 'Liyah! *smiles happily*

Aaliyah: *eyes water and she pulls Shippo into a warm hug*

Audience: *everyone starts to cry*

Aaliyah: The next category is *sniff* Character That Kicks the Most Ass.

Akane: Surprisingly, I'm not a nominee.

Ranma: *from audience* What do you mean "surprisingly"?! You don't kick half as much ass as I do!

Aaliyah: RANMA!

Ranma: What...? *gets hit by a boomerang and is knocked out cold*

Sango: SEXIST PIG!!!!

Aaliyah: Why does this keep happening!?

Akane: Anyways, the nominees are: Inu Yasha-

Aaliyah: -Sango-

Akane: -Shampoo-

Aaliyah:-Ukyo-

Akane: -Ranma-

Aaliyah: - and Ryoga!

Aaliyah + Akane: And the winner for Character That Kicks the Most Ass is-

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Aaliyah: Really, I don't deserve your reviews. Oh, wait...yes I do! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

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