The Anime Grammy's!

Brought to you by Aaliyah! (Not Aaliyah2) Who, once again, did NOT kill Kikyo, Hojo, Jaken, or any of the Sesshomaru Lovers!

Aaliyah: And the winners for Best Couple in an Anime are - drum roll, please -

Eve: *taps on some drums*

Aaliyah: ...INU YASHA AND KAGOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Audience: *cheers loudly*

Aaliyah: You know what that means, Eve?

Eve: Candy!

Aaliyah: *smacks her over the head* No, you idiot! It means...ALL KIKYO/INU YASHA LOVERS MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!

Eve: *takes out her sniper and a belt covered in bullets* Whee! *runs off, laughing maniacally*

Aaliyah: I was...just kidding...

Inu Yasha: I just want to say...*blushes*...I, um...love you, Kagome...

Kagome: I...love you too...

Aaliyah: How 'bout a kiss for the camera? *grins evilly*

Inu Yasha + Kagome: *blush*

Kagome: Um, I guess...if that's alright with you...

Aaliyah: Of course it's alright with me!

Kagome: I was asking Inu Yasha!

Inu Yasha: Why would it not be alright?

Kagome: Well, I just wanted to make sure it was alright with you...

Inu Yasha: Yeah, well, if it's alright with you...

Aaliyah: Okay! It's alright! Now get on with it; I have to go find Eve before she causes mass destruction, and I'm not leaving until you kiss!

*Inu Yasha and Kagome blush*

Inu Yasha: *leans down slowly*

*Aaliyah pushes Inu Yasha into Kagome as Eve comes out and pushes Kagome. The result is Inu Yasha and Kagome enveloping each other into a sloppy kiss*

~ 5 Minutes Later... ~

Aaliyah: OKAY! I think I have enough pictures to sell on e-bay now! Geeze!

Eve: And this is the end of the Anime Grammy's! Encore presentation at Aaliyah's house!

Aaliyah: Hey! Wait a minute...this is good for publicity!

~ Aaliyah's House ~

Ranma: *drunk* Y'know *hic* I woulda won if I could jus' *hic* tell Akane I thinks she hot...

Mousse: *also drunk* Yeah *hic* she would be on you *hic* like fleas ona *hic* cat.

Ranma: Yer *hic* right! *runs over to Akane* Akane!

Akane: What do you want, Ranma?

*Ranma kisses Akane hard on the lips*

~ Kagome and Inu Yasha's Date ~

*Kagome and Inu Yasha are at a dining table in an expensive restaurant, while Aaliyah is watching unnoticed in a bush outside the window with a camera*

Kagome: *blush*

Inu Yasha: *blush*

Kagome: Oh, fuck this! Let's go to my house, my mom isn't home.

Inu Yasha: Good idea.

...

*Kagome walks to her door, opens it, and goes in to see if anyone's home while Inu Yasha waits outside. She comes out smirking, and seductively wraps her arms around Inu Yasha's neck. He starts to sweat and she kisses him on the lips (French kissing, mind you). Kagome looks up with an evil smirk and grabs the front of his shirt, dragging him into the house and promptly closes the door*

Aaliyah: *from her spot behind the camera* Wow, that was unexpected...

~ At Aaliyah's House after the Party ~

*Eve is watching Aaliyah + Sess from behind a potted plant*

Aaliyah: *pours grape juice on Sesshomaru's clothes* Oops! You'd better let me wash those! You can take a shower upstairs. *innocent smile*

Sesshomaru: *looks at her suspiciously and walks into the bathroom*

*We see Aaliyah's silhouette from in the shower. Therefore, we can also see Sesshomaru's naked torso*

Eve: *from the bathroom window* *drool*

*Aaliyah has something in her hand and tears off the shower curtain*

Sesshomaru: *screams*

Aaliyah: *grinning* Let me wash your back!

Sesshomaru: I KNEW I couldn't trust you! That's why I wore my boxers!

Aaliyah: Little do you know: Your boxers are SEE THROUGH!

Eve: I'm the muse of a crazy-ass bitch...

~ In the Park ~

*Miroku and Sango are walking hand-in-hand. All of a sudden, Miroku stops, turns Sango to face him, and kisses her deeply. It takes her by surprise and she doesn't fight it*

*Miroku stops and gets on one knee, holding out a little box*

Miroku: Sango, you are the love of my life...Will you marry me?

Sango: Yes! *kisses him*

Aaliyah: *to herself* Miroku, you dog...

~ In Aaliyah's Backyard ~

*Aaliyah sprinkles Jaken's ashes on a pile of dog shit in her dog's cage*

~ In the Police Headquarters ~

Police Dude: We have reason to believe that you killed quite a few Sesshomaru lovers last night. Not to mention a frog and some Kikyo lovers.

Eve: I swear I didn't do it!

Police Dude: You were on tape!

Eve: Get me my lawyer!

Aaliyah: *in a dress suit* I have proof that my client is not guilty.

*Aaliyah pops a tape in a VCR that shows Eve's body and, with the help of some computer graphics, Kikyo's head on the body*

Aaliyah: And here is the guilty person! *yanks in Kikyo and whispers to Eve,* I couldn't kill her, so I'm getting her thrown in for life.

Police Dude: *drags Kikyo away*

Aaliyah + Eve: WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Aaliyah: All done! I hope you liked it! How about some reviews?