MARIK AIN'T NOTHING BUT TROUBLE

Listen all duelists, don't mean to bust your bubble,
But Marik and his Rod ain't nothing but trouble.
So before Marik tries to give you the play,
Just remember my rhyme and stay the hell away.
On the day Battle City Tournament was about to start,
I bumped into this dude who didn't sound very smart.
He challenged me to a duel, because he thought I was too weak,
But in the end he was shocked with my impressive technique.
Just when I was about to leave, I heard Marik's voice.
I realized we'll be battling again someday, and had no other choice.
He said, "So you beat my weak rare hunter? That's just fine.
Before you know it, your Millennium Puzzle will finally be mine!"
When Marik left I got a little scared at first.
I guessed this was the time I had to be prepared for the worst.
But then I heard this friendly voice from behind.
It was Joey telling me that we could beat this Marik blind.
Joey's encouragement made me feel a lot more brave,
Until Marik used his rod to make Joey his mind slave!
So nevertheless don't mean to bust your bubble,
'Cuz Marik and his Rod ain't nothing but trouble.
So before Marik tries to give you the play,
Just remember my rhyme
Just remember my rhymes
Take heed to my rhymes and stay the hell away!
Yami: Man! First Kaiba cheats in a duel with you, then you're having these
crazy nightmares.
Yugi: I know, why me, man, why me?
Yami: Well, you know how it is, living by the name of "King of Games".
Can't live with it, can't live without it.