May 14, 2003

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Animegrl: Yeah! Chapter 6 comin right up!

Mara: It's funny!

Animegrl: ( ^_^ ) Thanks. Now on wit da fic!


Chapter 6. Camping Out Part 1

Yugi, Yami, Joey, and Honda are camping in the great out doors. Many things can grow.......


Joey: Hey Yug, do ya know where da food is?

Yugi: You packed the food Joey. YOU go find it!

Joey: Here it is!

Honda: What can I do?

Yugi: Can you get wood?

Honda: What kind of question is THAT?! Yes I can!

Yugi: Nooooo!!!!!! We forgot to bring something to drink! (sobbing)

Yami: I'll get some water from that creek nearby.

Yugi: Fine with me.

Joey: Yug, choose something to eat. Just not pizza!

Yugi: You didn't even pack pizza! Waaahhhhh!!!!!!! (all of a sudden okay) How about that huge fish I found in our fridge?

Joey: Sounds good to me. (reaches for the fish) How big is- Wow! Why's it so big?!?!

Yugi: (shrugs) I dunno. Oh well, at least we'll have seconds.

Joey: ¬¬ What's that supposed to mean?

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In the forest that looks dark and has evil things in it, like Bakura

Honda: /How is this a forest if there's no wood on the ground?/ Aha! Ew! /Looks like something crapped on it! And it has yellow fungus on it!/ (shrugs) /Well, I guess it's better than nothing..../ (keeps on walking trying not to step in animal poop and other things you seriously don't want to know about)

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At the creek where yami's trying ever so hard to get even one drop of water

Yami: /How the h*ll do you do this?! Baka sa Joey...../ Ack! (falls into the creek) /Why did I gp and open my big mouth?!?! Oh well, it's better than being stuck with Joey when he's around a grill, matches, food, and all sorts of things, sharp things...../

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Back at the campsite where Joey's looking for the ketchup

Joey: Yugi! Where's da ketchup?!

Yugi: Right here! (starts spraying him ketchup and trying to use it like a gun)

Joey: Now ya gonna get it! Hya! (whips out s bottle of mustard and uses it un-wisely)

Yugi: Surrander!

Joey: No way!

Yugi and Joey continue their food fight with only a bottle of ketchup and mustard......

Honda: (walks out of the forest with only 5 peices of wood) What the h*ll are you two doing?!

Joey: He started it!

Yugi: Did not!

Joey: Did too! And shud up!

Yugi: (sticks out his tongue) Where's Yami anyways?

Yami: (taps on his shoulder) Right here.

Honda: What the h*ll happened to you?

Yami: I fell into the creek.

Joey: (grinning) Are ya sure ya weren't pushed in? (trying not to laugh)

Yami: No. Maybe. Joey?!?!

Joey: Heh, heh, heh. (sweatdrop) What?

Yami: I'll make you so small that you'll be able to fit in a pickle jar and I'll beat you to a pulp that you're almost considered a liqued.

Joey: (sweatdrop) I'll take that as a compliment. And stop standin dere like the un-dead Honda! get the fire started! It takes a long time to fry a large fish! So get your butt moving! I need to make da hotdogs too!

Honda: Aye! Aye, captain! (trying to start a fire)

Yugi/Yami: (having a staring contest)

Joey: (burning half of the fish and hotdogs) We should've had pizza!

Yugi: Told ya so!

Yami: I won!

Yugi: ( -_- ) Darn it.....

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At Ryuo's home where he's forcing his yami to go camping

Bakura: Why do I have to go? There are those annoying little kids and mosquitoes.

Ryuo: It's not THAT bad.

Bakura: I have no idea why I'm going, but this I promise you, I'll torture you every second we're there. (walks out of the room)

Ryuo: (sweatdrop) /I'm in serious trouble now....../

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At the camping ground the next day.....

Yugi: (wakes up, groans) Huh? (fumbleing while finding his pants) Where are my pants?

Joey: (obviously outside, yelling at Honda about the last peice of food on the table or somethin)

Yugi: Yami?!

Yami: Yes aibou. What is it?

Yugi: do you know where my pants are?

Yami: I'm wearing them.

Yugi: But they're too small for you!

Yami: I used the puzzle to make them fit.

Yugi: (groans) Why me?..... (finds another pair of pants and walks outside)

Honda: Look you finally woke up.

Joey: Ya almost missed breakfest!

Honda: (grins) Yeah. Joey ate practicly everything on the table!

Joey: Watch it. ¬¬

Yami: I can't belive Bakura came! Oh well. hope Ryuo does the same ACCIDENT like he did last year.

Joey: Who could forget THAT?

Yugi: He swore to kill you and Honda.

Honda: (laughs) But he never did!

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Ryuo: I'm bored!

Bakura: I'll stuff your head up your ass as far as it'll go if you don't shut up!

Ryuo: .........

In the distance......

Joey: Yahoo! I'll beat ya all!

Honda: You're a horrible swimmer Joey. You can't even FLOAT!

Joey: Let's make a bet, who-ever stays floatin longer will get 50 bucks. Deal?

Honda: Deal!

At the lake......

Yugi: There they go again...... (sweatdrop)

Yami: Why the hell's Bakura here?

Bakura: Why the hell's Pharaoh here?! I'll kill him! (takes out a knife)

Yami: Shit......

Yugi: Oh crap.....

Bakura: But first, I'll kill Honda and the dog.

Joey: Bye!

Honda: I can't swim! (gurgles)

Bakura: Alright then, how about you Yugi?

Yugi: (big sweatdrop) That's okay. I was just sayin.... See you never!!!!! (runs for dear life)

Ryuo: Wait for me! (runs after Yugi)

Yami: I'll kill you before you kill me.

Bakura: I'd like to see you try.

Yami: (takes out a gun)

Bakura: (scoffs) That's the best you could do? (takes out a sniper-rifle)

Yami: O_O Um, I'll shut up if you put that down.

Bakura: Thank Ra! You'll finally stop yammering on about working as a team!

Yami: ........

But then, some sound came lacing through the air. Something sickening. What is it? Who's playing it? It's...Oh no! Not her! Not now! Nooooo!!!

Bakura: Where'd that crappy music come from?!

Yami: @@

Bakura: I'm going. (walks off)

Yami: (stumbles back)

Honda: Help! He-! (beguins to drown)


Animegrl: Yayers! Chappy six! (cries) I'm so so so so proud of my-self! (eyes glitter) I'm the happiest person in the world! (does happy dance) Join in!

Mara: Nuh-uh.

Animegrl: Fine then. How 'bout you Piper.

Piper: ^.^ Okay! (does happy dance)

Animegrl/Piper: Happy dance! Happy dance! We love to do the happy dance! Happy dance happy dance.....

Bakura: Argh. Give them an hour or two then they'll go back to normal. Now give this sad excuse for an imaortal some reviews or she'll stay like this. And then she'll kill us all.