I do NOT own Pokemon, Barbie, Yay, of ffvii, boo.

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Yuffie: Welcome to 'Lets kill bad animae characters'!!! I'm your host Yuffie Kisa...somthin'!!

Crowd: (Goes wild)

Yuffie: Thankyou!!! Ok first up on todays show is... Cloud killing Ash!!!!

(Cloud enters)

Cloud: Hi!

Crowd: YAY!!!!!!

(Ash is brought on by Barett)

Crowd: BOO!!

Ash: Lemmy' go! Lemmy' go or I'll tell my mom!

Yuffie: Ok, Cloud, what wepon would you like to use out of; the flame thrower, the chainsaw or Cids old socks?

Cloud: I'll have the chainsaw Yuffie!

(Cloud gets given a chainsaw)

Yuffie: And Ash, to be fair, what defence item would you like out of; a stale slice of bread, a plastic spoon or a used tissue?

Ash: What!!!!!! THOSE are my choices!!!! Thats not fair!!!!!!!!!!!

Yuffie: I don't have to be fair!! Now choose!!!

Ash: Uh, the spoon.

Crowd: HA HA!!!

(Cloud and Ash get into position)

Yuffie: Three, two, one..... KILL 'IM CLOUD!!!! KILL 'IM!!!!!

(Cloud rips Ash to shreds with the chainsaw)

Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Yuffie: Ok that was fun!! Next up... Red killing Nurse Joy!!!!!!

Red: Yay!!

Yuffie: Ok red, wepon out of; Large Pointy Spear of Doom, Monster truck or Giant Remote-controled Barbie?

Red: Um, the Barbie please, Yuf.

Nurse Joy: NOOOOOOOOO!!!

Yuffie: The Barbie it is!!!!

(A large box with the words 'Caution, Barbie' in pink letters is brought on stage, and someone hands Red the controler)

Yuffie: Sick 'em Red!!

(Red pushes random buttons. The barbie brakes out of its boxs and cavorts mady around the stage, killing Joy with one of it's high heals.

Crowd: Yay!!!!

Yuffie: Thats all we have time for on 'Lets kill bad animae people'! Till next time, Im Yuffie!

Cloud: Im Cid! (someone wispers in his ear) Oh yeah, Im Cloud!!

Red: Im Red!!

Ash: X_X

Joy: X_X

Yuffie: Goodnight!!!!

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Ok, that was random.