::grins:: I would like to give some special shout outs
Malik: Get ready to run for you're life.
::glares at Malik:: The first one would be to my Beta, known as Zoo, The Madwoman on CNN. Thank you so much, without you I would be making a fool of myself! ^_^
Malik: You always make a fool of yourself no matter what!
::throws death glares at Malik:: The next one would be to my reviewers! (except one, you know who you are) Thank you! Without you I would lose my motivation to write.
The next one would be to one reviewer who I despise with all my heart yet is blood related to me. SUPERBLAH YOU NERD STOP REVIEWING IF ALL YOU'RE GOING TO SAY IS "I'M TELLING MOMMIE!" ::grabs axe:: YOU WOULD'NT WANT A VISIT FROM "MR. POINTY" NOW WOULD YOU?!
Well that's all for shout outs! ^_^
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::sulks:: I don't seem to be having very good luck with floppies lately. . .
Malik: In other words, she ruined ANOTHER floppy.
Shaddap! And technically I didn't ruin it. . . the root beer did!
Malik: You are blaming the destruction of a floppy on root beer?
. . . yes! It's true I tell you! The root beer did ruin it! I mean if it had not gotten on the floppy when it spilled then –
Malik: For the love of Ra! Just shut up and get on with the story!
Can't. ^_^
Malik: ::sighs:: Fine. DON'T YOU PEOPLE GET IT? SHE DOES NOT! I REPEAT - SHE DOES NOT OWN YUGIOH!
Wow, you actually did it right this time!
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***Name please?
Ryou Bakura.
Ryou Bakura? That's an interesting name, could you please spell it for us?
S – T – U – P - I – D space B – A – K – A ***
Why the hell did I ever go there? I'm such a fool! I should have known that if she had believed me she would have wanted to speak with Yami. I would like to throw myself out the window now if that's okay with you; maybe it will knock some sense into the empty void where my brain is supposed to be.
Maybe staying home and talking to the ants isbetter than going to see that insane lady with the death wish. Of course I really shouldn't be talking, I mean I'm the one that's telling everythingto the insane lady with the death wish. I'm being a hypocrite again . . .
Doesn't she know how violent he can be? How he blazes with rage every time he's about to obliterate everything around him? Oh wait, she can't know. She's never met him.
But then again, she has seen what he can do to me. So shouldn't she get the picture?
How did I get into such a mess? Why do I have to be the one with this curse? Why is it that no one else has to endure the pain and torture I go through on a daily basis?
Feh, why do I ask questions that I already know the answers to? I got into this mess because my father gave me this damned millennium ring, I am cursed because I have this damned millennium ring, and I go through pain and torture on a daily basis because I have this damned millennium ring. . .
. . . I should remember to watch what I write, don't want to get mauled again, do I?
Heh, don't know why, but I find it funny that my Yami wants me to think that I'm more than just a disguise and that I AM an important "tool" in, well for him, taking over the world. Yet he beats me and makes me feel like I'm lower than low, scummier than scum, smaller than small, he makes me feel like an ant sometimes.
Speaking of the ants, I think they really do know what I'm talking about. HEY! Don't laugh! I'm serious! I mean they seem more distant lately, I think they're jealous that I prefer an actual human to talk to than an-almost-microscopic-bug. Sorry ants, but it's just not the same when I talk to you guys.
I don't think they accepted my apology. . . they just crawl away when I talk to them now. Great, I'm even disliked by ants! It's just another example of how much the world hates me.
-Ryou, you nerd, stop it! You're going to get yourself killed if you keep saying this kind of stuff!
Great. Now I'm debating with the voice in my head. Wonderful.
-Ryou! I'm serious! Yami could be reading all of this!
So? What's your point?
-Do you want to get maimed AGAIN?!
No, but it wouldn't matter. I mean it's not like pain ISN'T temporary.
-Nice to see that you have that kind of attitude; he could end up killing you, you know!
Nah, he can't kill me. He needs me to live, to survive.
-Says who?
Well if there wasn't light there wouldn't be any dark correct?
- . . . yeah. . .
And if there weren't darkness, there wouldn't be any light correct?
-. . . I guess . . .
THAT is why he can't kill me. I am the light, he is the dark; one cannot survive without the other.
-Damn, you got me.
Really? WONDERFUL! Luck was actually on my side this time!
-Don't hurt yourself with excitement. There's a first time for everything you know.
Pfft. Even the voice in my head hates me. Don't have much of a life now do I?
What am I going to do though? I mean if Yami finds out about Katawasai-sensei then I'm toast. Dry toast. VERY dry toast. VERY dry toast in the middle of the desert! VERY dry toast in the middle of a desert with a – ah, you get the idea.
And if Katawasai-sensei met Yami SHE would be toast. Dry toast. VERY dry toast. VERY dry toast in the middle of the desert! VERY dry toast – just forget it. . .
-What if you just told him the truth? What if you actually let him meet Katawasai-sensei?
I thought YOU left!!!
-No such luck, so how about some answers to my questions?
I thought YOU were the one that didn't want me to get maimed again!
-Yes, but how do you know that he's going to maim you if you tell him about all the therapy? I mean you said it yourself that he can be understanding at times, why not now?
Let's play a little "What if" game shall we? Imagine that you have an evil half who is very violent and is obsessed with taking over the world, and imagine that he abuses you on a daily basis. Then imagine going to a psychologist and telling the psychologist all about you're abusive other half. Then imagine your abusive other half finding out that you told some complete stranger all about him! What do you think would happen?
-Umm. . . Cake?
How is it that YOU somehow got into MY mind?
-I bribed your skull to let me in!
. . . I shouldn't have even asked.
-You aren't very optimistic are you?
You're just now realizing this?
-Unfortunately, yes. I am very slow at times. Why don't you give it a chance though? Let Akiko meet Yami. I mean what's the worst that could happen?
*** WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU TOLD A COMPLETE STRANGER ABOUT ME?!
-Exactly as it sounds, Yami, she wants to meet you too! Isn't that nice?
Why would she want to meet me?!
-Uh, because I told her about how much you "love" me!
YOU'RE LYING! TELL ME THE TRUTH!
-Uh, I told her how you treat me. . .
WHAT?! ::world blows up:: ***
You're right! What's the worst that could happen?! I think I will have Katawasai-sensei meet my Yami, a violence obsessed maniac!
-Are you being sarcastic?
Iie, why would I be sarcastic at a time like this?
-Yeah, you're being sarcastic all right.
Are you sure? I don't think I'm being sarcastic.
-. . . . . . . .
Forget you.
. . . Oh look! Outside! All the little white fuzzies are falling! You know, the little white fuzzies that come off of those whatchamacallit trees in the springtime! It's so pretty; it almost looks like it's snowing! {A}
I wish I could be the little white fuzzies, they don't know how lucky they have it. Being able to go wherever they please. They don't have to worry about an evil twin fuzzy grabbing a razor sharp leaf blade and cutting them to pieces!
Hai of course I know I'm doing that! Why wouldn't I know that I'm comparing my life with that of a white fuzzy? I am sane, and I do know what I'm talking about. So you all can just stop writing down all those notes in those little notepads of yours, because I am quite sane and you don't need to diagnose me.
Hai of course I am sane. It's everyone else that's insane. {B}
-That's how psychotic people think you moron!
Am forgetting you. . .
-Oh that's right, you're trying to ignore me. Anou, I have news for you – IT AIN'T GONNA WORK!
Am forgetting you. . . am ignoring you. . . am not listening. . .
-How can you NOT listen to me? I'm in YOUR head after all!
Just let me have my sense of security will you?
-Nope! How can you have any security left at all anyway? I mean your aibou is a MURDERER!
I try not to think about it. . .
-You are one complex person my friend.
On the contrary, my "friend", I'm quite simple.
-You're starting to confuse me. . .
Exactly.
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O.o how'd that 'lil voice get in there? I don't remember planning that. . .
Malik: You don't plan things when you write you moron!
True, true, Malik m'dear, *I* don't at least. I don't know about all you other soon-to-be authors and authoresses out there.
Explanations-
{A} – I saw the 'lil white fuzzies outside today when I was help cleaning the garage, so I thought I'd stick 'em in me story. Hai I am the only one in my family with insanity.
{B} – That'd be me quote. I have no clue where I got it from, I think maybe my Beta, Zoo, but am not completely 100% sure. Mebbe like 25% sure. . .
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There you have it! The long awaited fourth chap- NOOO!!!
Malik: What?
My batteries in my CD player just died. . . must go mourn the loss now. . . ::walks off crying::
Malik: Umm I believe she was saying something about the long awaited fourth chapter and how happy you all must be, and um review. . . something along the lines of that. . .
