*Hey you guys.this is the seventh chapter already and I've hardly finished.looks like

this one is going be longer than my last one..anyways onto the story! And I really

don't know how to write Emily and Richard so just give me a break!*

(Outside the Elder Gilmore Home)

"Ugh..I am so not ready for this...why did I ever agree to have them pay

for the tuition?" whined Lorelai.

Jess just shrugged.

"Okay well I guess that we are going to have to do this some day or die of

starvation so here we go.." said Lorelai dramatically, ringing the doorbell.

"Hello," said a smiling maid answering the door, "Come on in."

"Must be her first day," Lorelai said quietly, "Or else she would be wearing a

straight jacket instead of that ridiculous uniform."

"Must be," said Jess noncommittally.

The two girls (or one girl and one boy..which is it.I dunno.this is even too

confusing for me!) trooped into the dining room.

"Hello Rory.Lorelai. You two look very nice tonight."

"Thanks mom, you too."

"Yes Grandma, you look splendid," said Jess politely, yet with a hint of

sarcasm.

"Thank you dears.lets go into the dining room.you are running a bit later

dinner is already on the table," said Emily with a note of disdain.

"Sorry Mom we left on time but there were all of the cows across the road and we

had to take the mountain pass."



"Fine just come on into the dining room."

Lorelai, Jess and Emily entered the dining room.

"Hello Rory.how are you? Lorelai."

"I'm fine Grandpa..how are you?" said Jess

"Just wonderful Rory."

"And I'm great to Dad!"

"That's fine Lorelai."

Everyone sat down and the table and the maid brought out an exotic looking dish.

Lorelai sniggered and poked Jess in the side.

"So Mom, that looks great...what is it?"

"Broiled squid's tentacles."

"Sounds great," said Lorelai.

They each tentatively loaded the squid onto their plate and Jess decided to be a

man and be brave and take the first bite.

"Oh my God! What in the hell?!"

"Rory!" the whole table gasped.

"I'm sorry," Jess quickly said, "It just is reeeeally bad!"

To Jess' surprise, who was sure that his cover was blown, the whole table started

laughing. Lorelai took a bite.

"Girl I totally agree with you..this is crap! No this is worse than crap.this is

crap's crap!"

Emily and Richard both took bites.

"It is possibly the most horrible thing I have ever eaten in my life.." agreed

Richard.



"This is even worse than the mashed banana on toast!" Emily chimed in.

At eight o'clock Jess and Lorelai left the Gilmore Manor.

"That was sure one eventful night," said the older Gilmore.

"Yeah, I have to agree."

They got in the car and started driving.

"I don't know what it is Rory.you just seem different. Like you've not been

yourself lately."

Jess just smiled and answered, "Oh trust me mom..its me.good ole Lorelai

Leigh Gilmore."



*OK y'all..not my best chapter ever..I have Christmas show practices all of this week

from six until ten so I probably won't be able to update for a while so just be patient.

Review please!*